✨Memes✨

I'm just a humble trashcan trying to roll my way through life. I track the tag garbageposts. Follow my main blog: mypenleaksiridescence

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[965-deactivated20170317]

we were finna

[debaucherries]

Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response

[distac-deactivated20240729]

I’m sorry HE’S WHAT NOW??

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

[pathosprit]

when u have some peanuts:

[setheverman]

when you’re a romantic pianist but also a gamer

[fatmanatee]

[saltyyclover]

Credit:@ fucksyacreams ig

[sunflowerheartwriting]

Some of my fav Facebook events for hurricane Florence!

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[memewhore]

[sopranokirstin]

[tabbybeans]

I hate living in Texas.

[mach6logan]

Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan

[caffeinatedunicorn]

I made some iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

Part 2

Part 3

[joshanddrake]

[apollogise]

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

[algrenion]

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

[veryfunnymemes]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me to twitter user @sentfromdevyn

[bingomann]

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*