Penguin but PAN

She/her, pansexual mess, idfk i'm just trying my best, I hope everyone is having THE BEST day

[pukicho]

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

[just-a-panguin]

Well you know what they say about trends

[i-am-a-fish]

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

[just-a-panguin]

Let your horses roam free

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[just-a-panguin]

I was gonna like the post but guess I can’t change the number of likes

[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[just-a-panguin]

No, sorry, that’s my fault for reading that

[pukicho]

I graduated top of my class sumo cum loud

[just-a-panguin]

Do you ever regret writing words

[i-am-a-fish]

How many vampires do you think you could take

four

[just-a-panguin]

At once or in general?

[pukicho]

disk case I'm currently working on, made in blendow

[pukicho]

Ohh hoh hoh. Made a wee lid as well.

[just-a-panguin]

You’ve gotten too powerful. We have to kill your now. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules

[pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[just-a-panguin]

I’m doing unpaid labor for this??

[i-am-a-fish]

you’re like the coolest person here keep doing what your doing 👍 i see your blog and do a :]

I AM NOT COOL!!!! I have eaten three or four slices of white bread with nothing on it for breakfast/lunch today and it was delicious and a highlight of my day this is the life I lead!!

[just-a-panguin]

Idk sounds pretty cool to me

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

[pukicho]

Puki I think I'm in love with you

You don’t even know the last thing about me

[just-a-panguin]

Well that’s why they said think. They aren’t sure yet.

[just-a-panguin]

I just want some sparkling water man. What does this mean

[pukicho]

If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

[just-a-panguin]

But…free bread

[pukicho]

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.

[beanssssssssss56]

So the vehicle version of you?

[pukicho]

I am not as big

[internaleggplant]

Bro is petite

[pukicho]

I am not 4 tons

[fruitcakebro]

Bro is tiny.

[pukicho]

I am just not 4 tons

[just-a-panguin]

Minuscule, even

[pukicho]

I would name my child grub grub and he would be a freak

[just-a-panguin]

Why so hypothetical?

[pukicho]

I am an unreliable narrator only as a result of being stupid as shit.

[just-a-panguin]

I’m an unreliable narrator just for fun but to each their own ig

[thatsthat24]

One Blessed Night 🛏️