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hello am deer this is relatable blog of deer. dni wolves, hunters, cars, scary branch, terfs, and wolves

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oh so wen a bird goes to eet a seed that is good but when I a deer. who is much prettier and cooler and handsomer than birds, eet a vegtabl,

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hweeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuughhhhhhhhh

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OH NO OH NO BEING EATED RUN PANIK DO NOT EAT NO

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false alarm. a froot fell on me :/

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OH NO OH NO BEING EATED RUN PANIK DO NOT EAT NO

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crumch crumnch cronch crumch crumch cronch crumnch cromchn crumch

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eeting a dandelion

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how does one send you vegetables? are we to leave them in the woods? what if the bear or the wolf got to them first? i don't believe you have a mailbox.

send pls

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Hello deer, do you like our communal black raspberry bushes. I hope we leave enough for you to munch. In return will you stop taking our peaches pretty pretty please

I apprecate delicious berries and delicious peeches for me yes

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what is your opinion on corn?

crumnchy

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almost stepped on babey in grass. feel a bit stupid now i think thats one of mine

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well maybe headlites should not be so bright adn mesmerizing did you ever think of that. i bet not

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scary branch fell on me it was very scary I thought I was being eeted so if yuo woud like to support deer in this dificult time plees send vegtobels to address the woods

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do you enjoy frolicking about in the woods

i am prefer to strut magnificintly and sexily or run the fastest but i hav been known to frolik at times

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least favourite car?

some times a car goes very fast loud bright adn does NOT stop to admire me i do not like this

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do you like song "highway to hell" from AC/DC?

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deer

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waiting for froot to fall down to eeting level

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hello beautiful & majestic of deer. this is cat of the watchin u watchin u watchin u behind window of house. we could be noble antelope & fearsome lion, we. us. hateful mother will not free me of the wretched house. so i do the watchin of window & u do the tauntin of unbiteable prey. ekkekkeeekkekkeekk 😾

oh what is that do NOT LIKE THAT. oh wait youyr behind house forcefield. okay I will juts stand and magesticly flick my tail over here out of eeting range