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- Glitchy
*he looks up and frowned deeply at the sight of them* who are you?
Tt7hHa4attT’+s a g9o:0dD qQue3sst7ionN, o0nNe wwWh2icCchh i d0 nNott Hha4vee tHe3 anssSWw3er tt0o
WwHo0 a4R3e yyYo0u?
Asmodeus, prince of hell, king of lust. And you? *he didn't offer his hand like he usually would, too confused by the strange person in front of him*
Aa4hH& yyY3e4aaH, i, uuUh;, i ccCa4nNtTt Re3m(em/mB3er… bBuu7ttT dDo0 yYyoOou:£ bb9yY a4Anyy cCh4anCcce Hh4avve3 a4 sYyrIin9ge?
You're more likely to find that kind of thing in Sloth, they're the druggies. I prefer my victims sober
Dd4ammM&n, aa4R333e yYo0u s)UuRr?e? IttT w/OouLld ma4kKke iit Mmu:cCh E3assSi3eR to ccC0oNnve3rRss3e
Hmm... I can try to find something in my husbands room. He might have something from his doctor. *he sighed and got up, going to look*
TthA4nKks, ttHa4t’d b£e g9,rReAtt
*he went to look and came back with a needle and syringe a few minutes later * here, this is what you wanted right?
*they snatch it out of his hand* Yy3EssS, thHa4nKk y0ou!
*he slips a little vial of sparkling blue liquid into it and injects herself with it, stumbling and sitting down on the floor* Rr1igghTt, Ss(hOuuLLld beE MmoR3e Eea4sY toO tT74alk T0o iNn a seCco0N£d
So.... What are you doing here?
A4h Yye3ah, weLl, i accIiDenta4lly, uh, tEllePporTted here
How do you accidentally teleport into my home?
W3elL, I ca4nt reallYy cont7rol it, 1it juSt kinda ha4ppens to Me3
You should be more careful. I could... Really hurt you.. *he smirked, looking them over* If I wanted to
yyYou thiNk y0uu cCouLd hurt me? *she snorts* Pplease, i doubt Itt
You're right, my touch causes intense pleasure~
Rreally? JUss7t a touch? Int7erEsting! ThHa4ts much coolEr than gLlitching andd Ra4ndomly teleporTting
It's one of many different abilities I have
Thatss so c0ool, my abIlities do3nt Rreally do much
Seems more like an Infection than an ability
YeEah, it is, bUtT peo0ple tend to freak out Iif i call it TtHa4t
*he nodded slightly* is it a virus? My husband is pregnant I can't risk him getting sick
Im n0ot really sure iIf immM honest, Vve3ry little research was d0one on it back hOme. I knOw that Iit isnt inF3ectious though, sO0 your husband sHhould be fine
Good, good.... There's a hospital in Pride if you'd like to be their test subject. They might enjoy picking you apart to find out what it is
Hm, y’kNow, Iim not big on b3eing aA test subject, tHhats how i got into this m3ess in the first place
They might be able to fix you. Otherwise you should leave hell
Oh @&%#, this is hell? Huh, It’s n0t as bad as i thOug9ht it would be
You're in the palace of an overlord, if you were... Out there, it'd be different.
Ah riGht, i see, w3ell in that case, i sHh4all take my l3eave *they bow to him* th4ank you, your overlordness, i may see you aga1in if i ever accidenta4Lly end up here ano07ther time
*he hands the syringe back to him* bye bye, tha4nks for not smiting me or wha4tever Yyou d0o here
… wh1ich way is the exit?
*he gave him the needle back* keep it. I have no use for it. Down the hall to the right, then go through the large doors. That's the most I can tell you as far as leaving. You'll have to find a way out of hell yourself.
AlrRight, thank you! Hop3e you have a nice… rest 0of day? I dont know whHat the time 1iss, but anyways, see ya!
*she puts the needle in her pocket and then turns and exits*
