Hello world =]

Bad puns make people cringe because they deal psychic damage.

Um actually it's the other way around and psychic damage deals bad puns

#/j

When you see a word missing an e (like Flickr or Tumblr), that’s the present trying to look like the future. When you see a word with an extra e (think Ye Olde Towne Bar & Grille), that’s the present trying to look like the past.

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Ghosts are always hanging out in the creepiest places. If I was a ghost I’d be kickin it at the beach or a really fun club or something.

But arent places creepy because there’s ghosts?

So you don't get afraid of The Killer and whatever when you go to creepy places. Just ghosts.

Besides places can be creepy for no reason =[

Humans are probably the most disabled species on the planet, because people born with disabilities aren’t killed before everyone else like they would be in nature, so they then pass on their genes which results in more disabled people. TL;DR unnatural selection.

Other species have been known to care for their disabled, not just humans.

#This isn't targeted at you Gay you're fine <3 #Pro tip: If something is talking about how disabled people having children makes more disabled people (and vaguely sounds like they're #trying to say that it's a bad thing) you should never ever talk to them again. :)

Wow, what a unique and interesting take, op! I sure hope it isn't something horrible and ableist!

People who need glasses for the first time get to have every game remastered for free

Biggest plot twist of my life was getting glasses and finding out the just dance people had faces this whole time

THEY DO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yup

Holy shit

People who need glasses for the first time get to have every game remastered for free

Biggest plot twist of my life was getting glasses and finding out the just dance people had faces this whole time

THEY DO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Girl what is happening on the showerhtpughts reddit, there hasn't been a bot post to here in 5 days

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I’ll go on google, /

and find out what happening, /

over on Reddit. /

Last post on the subreddit is also 5 days ago??

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It seems they are now, /

doing a closed/open day /

where they will stop posts. /

Huh, 5 days closed seems excessive tho

I mean if yall wanted to tag me in them I'd do the best I can, but yeah I think I need enrichment of some kind

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Uhhhhhh empty can of air

Can it be empty if it's full of air?

#I love when words have more than one meaning

Well, using the main definition of empty, not really? But if we use the other ones:

I don't think a can of air is very sincere, so it could count.

The internet-based workforce will be more productive than usual tomorrow.

Literally went to go find the original post on r/howerthoughts just to get ANY form of context for this. There was NOTHING. These people need to add context to their posts SO BAD. Wtf is happening tomorrow.

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lots of subreddits will stop posting to protest the third party app thing

Oooooh. Right. That was a thing. I'm glad that they're doing that. It's about time a major company gets shit for the horrible changes they're making. Good for them =]

The internet-based workforce will be more productive than usual tomorrow.

Literally went to go find the original post on r/howerthoughts just to get ANY form of context for this. There was NOTHING. These people need to add context to their posts SO BAD. Wtf is happening tomorrow.

People would take care of themselves better if they had healthbars

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JUST LIKE

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Due to inflation, one day a banana will really cost $10 and the joke won’t make sense anymore.

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what joke are you referring to

I think they're talking about "I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?"

When someone says nothing is impossible, they are technically saying it is impossible that anything is impossible.. which is impossible.

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stop thinking about it or you’re gonna make a paradox

#[screams in computer]

Vagina is the most sophisticated 3D printer.

#oh my god why didn't i think of that

The vagina isn’t making the baby

Vagina is the most sophisticated 3D printer.

#The idea of calling a vagina a 3D printer is extremely funny to me for no reason.#The two sexes: 3D printer and filament

I mean not really since the human reproductive system is WAY MORE flawed than any 3D printer most notably requiring another human for it to work, and also is extremely painful? Also, definition:

"a machine allowing the creation of a physical object from a three-dimensional digital model, typically by laying down many thin layers of a material in succession." Humans are not machines and I don't think you build a baby in layers like that.

Pokémon is so popular because it depicts all the fun of having a pet without any of the inconveniences

No, it's because the characters (mainly the Pokémon) are cool as hell. Who wouldn't want to own an orange fire dragon or a yellow electric mouse as a pet?

For a while everyone on the internet used to ROAST people who didn’t record in horizontal mode