Randy

50ish | Male | American | Texan | Sarcastic | Car Guy | NSFW 21+ | Taken | If you like what I post, cool. If not that’s cool too. Sticking around hope you do too. I'm just reblogging stuff I like if its yours and want it removed. Send a message I'll take care of it. Update 03/10/2020 I have started unfollowing blogs that show off the human genitalia, I love the female version but I’m at a point in my life I just don’t need it shoved in my face. I wish you all well and hope that you all find what you seek on this big beautiful blue marble. Promote peace, love & happiness! My blog is 100% friendly to all women regardless of how big or small, dark or light. All are welcome here! This blog is 100% SFW.. thanks, Randy

[just-some-guy-named-randy]

To all the women looking for a sugar Daddy, I’m more of a salt lick cousin, twice removed. Enter at your own risk.

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[anicklebittome]

Escorted

[silverbeardmtnman]

Sometimes...they need to be escorted PAST the Regular Seat to the EXIT.  It take a lot to get there (less, as I get older) but once they are shown the EXIT - it is a one-way trip.  

[thisismyvillianera-deactivated2]

Don’t play the “idgaf” game with me. You’ll lose, I’ll act like you never existed.

[aidashakur]

Sometimes the cost of growth is loneliness.

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[chevychick-91]

Damn right..💋🖕🏻

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[just-some-guy-named-randy]

Three answers you can expect from me on any given day.

1. Sarcastic

2. Sincere

3. Shitty

In no particular order, you’re welcome.

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BeerBellyBlunt

[just-some-guy-named-randy]

I love these old car ads.

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[aprilmolano]

Precisely

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[herestonow]

It’s nice to see all the green returning

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