Zhongli Tings

It's just Zhongli (aka a Zhongli ask blog) Rules

[just-zhongli]

Discord Server

I noticed there’s some new people around since, so I’m gonna drop the discord link here so I can pin it. I hope you guys join us, we have such a lovely community! https://discord.gg/HkQva6527u

[just-zhongli]

want a high five? i give them out for free and let me tell you, i give the best high fives if they hit. ofc, it's a 50/50— hit or miss.

"So what you are saying is that there is a 50% chance that I may miss the high five? But, it is simply a high five? Why such odd chances of missing?"

[just-zhongli]

Do you miss the rest of the Yaksha?

"They served me well, and forever they shall reside in my memory. They were the rambunctious type, gatherings were always quiet once they had passed."

[just-zhongli]

So, to "yeet" means throwing things at great speed in my understanding, but then again- Is it really all that effective??

"So, to yeet an object, I must throw it with a high velocity? Well, I am not throwing the meteor upon them, simply dropping. If I were to throw it, it would not hit as hard, therefore it would be less effective. I much prefer my own method."

[just-zhongli]

I wonder what classifies as overworking a broken person like myself... I suppose I'll have to think about that more later. You always give me something interesting to think about.

Before I leave, is it okay to call myself Nirvana? I hope it's not taken... They're one of my favorite music groups.

"Nirvana is a lovely name, refer to yourself as such when speaking with me, would you? It helps me know who I am talking to. Also, I am glad my words incite self reflection. It is important to constantly be doing so. "

[just-zhongli]

Have you seen that ignorant well Tartaglia? We have a boat scheduled to leave to Inazuma in 30 minutes and I can’t find him anywhere.

-@just-signora

"last I saw him, he was going off about debt collecting, so I imagine he's hassling a few treasure hoarders at the moment."

[just-zhongli]

*sticks a heart shaped sticker on your cheek*

He pauses for a moment, lifting a gloved hand to run over the sticker in subtle confusion. "Thank you?"

[just-zhongli]

I have close to no content lmaO staHp 💥😣

;)

[just-zhongli]

😣

Eep, that's kinda embarrassing- I'm-

I don't want it to seem like I'm begging for asks!!! And I don't want to annoy people because of that, so I'm not sure if I should...

...But hey, the only way to get myself out there is through being outgoing, right???

Maybe-

*sigh* I have two ask blogs, one I've made more recently

@xiao-ing-around and @crowfeatherkaburayaasks

I-

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Sorry-

Go follow them! The mun produces great content over there!

[just-zhongli]

Psspsspss hey anon looking for collabs who're you playing as

Lmao, have fun!

[just-baal]

𝙼𝚒𝚔𝚘 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝙼𝚎 (𝚁𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜)

“Recently, a very close friend of mine informed me that it is useful to connect to current generation. Of course, I am inclined to agree to her due to recent circumstances, but this is rather odd. She taught me how to use this… Tumblr, so we shall see how it goes from here.”

“Impertinence against the Raiden Shogun is prohibited, those who break these rules shall be shown no mercy before my hand.”

“Oh, don’t listen to the Shogun! I am merely here to learn. Let us have a good time, as this is quite the breather compared to the euthymia. So let us lay down the rules.”

Nothing extremely NSFW, some thirst and spice is allowed but please keep it SFW for the most part.

Deeper and more sensitive topics are allowed, just be mindful with how you handle them.

That’s pretty much it, lets have fun lol

(I won’t always be able to respond to things quickly as I do have school work and such to keep up with so please be patient with me. If you have any questions please DM me and just remember there may be inconsistencies in the character from time to time.)

This is the link to our discord btw https://discord.gg/HkQva6527u

[just-zhongli]

(pssssst, go check this blog out)

[just-zhongli]

Forgive me for what I’m going to do but Venti dared me to do this.......*squeezes your ass hard and then slaps it* GOODBYE *runs off far away asap*

@just-venti-ng

"Explain"

[just-venti-ng]

"Come on," Venti chuckles, though his body is tense with panic he's desperately trying to quell. "Don't flatter yourself, old man. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone to lay a hand on such a dusty artifact as yourself."

[just-zhongli]

“I think you forget what occurred the last time such a dispute came between the two of us. Shall I remind you, or do you wish to apologize before I am forced to lift my hand?”

[just-venti-ng]

"But I did no such thing! I wouldn't allow even a harsh wind to blow against you, let alone request someone to violate your derriere! Besides, the harsh winds might just blow you away..."

[just-zhongli]

“Careful, you are treading on shaky ground, old friend. I had presumed once was enough to set you straight, but it seems you’ve forgotten over the years. I trust my source did not lie, unless you carry some proof?”

[just-venti-ng]

"Let's be reasonable here. Who would you trust more? Me or a stranger who just slapped you? In a sensitive spot, no less!"

Just about anyone would be won over by the innocence in his eyes. Anyone but the Geo Archon, he's aware. But hey, he has to try, right?

[just-zhongli]

“Do not deceive me, bard. If you cannot prove that you had no part in this situation, punishment will be dealt. I am no stranger to your odd tricks.”

[just-venti-ng]

"Sheesh. So harsh and to the point. I'm telling you, this wasn't my doing! I'm sure they did it of their own volition and pinned it on me as an easy escape. They've thrown me under the wagon wheel, if you will!"

[just-zhongli]

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“Are you prepared for punishment then?”

[just-venti-ng]

"It wasn't me! Please, Zhongli, out of all the things I've tricked you into over the time we've been friends, this isn't one of them! I'll do anything to prove it!"

That... Might just be a lie, but it's better than facing The Wrath of the Rock.

[just-zhongli]

"Well, it seems punishment must be served. Fortunately for you, I have already decided on what it shall be."

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"There is someone whom I deliver medication to often, since you are the wind I'm sure you'll have no issue doing it in my place?"

[just-venti-ng]

But alas, our bard is too busy chattering to see the mundaneness of his so called 'punishment.'

"I haven't played a prank in over a century, surely you know this! Surely you won't do what I'm thinking of, surely y- wait a second, medicine?"

[just-zhongli]

“Yes, now go. Don’t leave the recipient waiting. It is important they receive it before their own runs out, they already go through enough pain as it is.”

[just-zhongli]

Hehe, sorry if it was sudden. It's just how I've always felt. At least I didn't cry on you! *Squeezes him a bit before letting go* I don't want to leave, though. Buuut, I should probably go work on things... And I'm not known for my diligence, unfortunately.

"Go on now, but make sure to rest when it is needed. Overworking oneself leads to harsh inner judgement, and that is not pleasant."

[just-zhongli]

Wah...about ..connecting with other and collabing with others ....

H-how...does one go about doing that??

Just. ....examples please ...? If you want to that is-

For example, if you look on my page right now I am collabing with another genshin ask blog through replies. Previously I have done events with them as well. Conjoining your fanbase help to boost both people, and you have fun with friends along the way! I hope that clears some stuff up.

[just-zhongli]

what's the weirdest thing you found funny? sometimes when im running on like 20 minutes of sleep i end up laughing at the absolute dumbest things imaginable and i need to know that im not alone in my sleep-deprivation induced delirium

"I once witnessed Tartaglia stab his food with chopsticks out of utter annoyance. While it may not be funny to all, mixed with the previous struggle he had picking the food up, I found it rather entertaining."

[just-zhongli]

Hug time! *Hugs Zhongli, softening in his arms*

You're so warm ;w;. Tall men like you are the best to hug because you feel so protected against them. In their arms, one can feel the world fade away as a gentle warmth encompasses you... And you're extra sturdy like a mountain, so I feel extra protected.

"Oh... thank you? I am not sure quite how to respond to that. But, I am glad you feel safe."

[just-zhongli]

Forgive me for what I’m going to do but Venti dared me to do this.......*squeezes your ass hard and then slaps it* GOODBYE *runs off far away asap*

@just-venti-ng

"Explain"

[just-venti-ng]

"Come on," Venti chuckles, though his body is tense with panic he's desperately trying to quell. "Don't flatter yourself, old man. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone to lay a hand on such a dusty artifact as yourself."

[just-zhongli]

“I think you forget what occurred the last time such a dispute came between the two of us. Shall I remind you, or do you wish to apologize before I am forced to lift my hand?”

[just-venti-ng]

"But I did no such thing! I wouldn't allow even a harsh wind to blow against you, let alone request someone to violate your derriere! Besides, the harsh winds might just blow you away..."

[just-zhongli]

“Careful, you are treading on shaky ground, old friend. I had presumed once was enough to set you straight, but it seems you’ve forgotten over the years. I trust my source did not lie, unless you carry some proof?”

[just-venti-ng]

"Let's be reasonable here. Who would you trust more? Me or a stranger who just slapped you? In a sensitive spot, no less!"

Just about anyone would be won over by the innocence in his eyes. Anyone but the Geo Archon, he's aware. But hey, he has to try, right?

[just-zhongli]

“Do not deceive me, bard. If you cannot prove that you had no part in this situation, punishment will be dealt. I am no stranger to your odd tricks.”

[just-venti-ng]

"Sheesh. So harsh and to the point. I'm telling you, this wasn't my doing! I'm sure they did it of their own volition and pinned it on me as an easy escape. They've thrown me under the wagon wheel, if you will!"

[just-zhongli]

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“Are you prepared for punishment then?”

[just-venti-ng]

"It wasn't me! Please, Zhongli, out of all the things I've tricked you into over the time we've been friends, this isn't one of them! I'll do anything to prove it!"

That... Might just be a lie, but it's better than facing The Wrath of the Rock.

[just-zhongli]

"Well, it seems punishment must be served. Fortunately for you, I have already decided on what it shall be."

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"There is someone whom I deliver medication to often, since you are the wind I'm sure you'll have no issue doing it in my place?"