ADA!Sigma (Take 2)

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[just2-sigma]

"Can I help you?"

"I'm with- yes, I used to be with the Decay of Angels... and I'd rather not be associated with them anymore"

Infos!

Member of the Armed Detective Agency (or will, be once they're that again)!

Officially left the Decay of Angels after waking up.

Currently not in a relationship.

His (forged) documents say he's 21.

#documents and coffee -> answered asks

#rolling dice and shuffling cards -> open starters!

Headcanons (TBA)

Character Analysis

Backstory Fic

(Same mod as justsigma-bsd)

[just2-sigma]

You should've slapped him

"I was tempted, but that wouldn't accomplish anything. And I'm supposed to be one of the good guys"

[just2-sigma]

Sigma I never wouldve thought youre nice to kids

"I mean, I don't like being around small children but I'd still treat them with respect? And I don't mind older kids and teenagers in general, since they can communicate and understand what I say. I get along pretty well with the teen Dostoevsky dumped on me, for example"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[foolish-majesty]

deal. okay. gimme your coat it'll be brand new.

[just2-sigma]

"How are you planning on cleaning it-?"

He does reluctantly hand it over.

[foolish-majesty]

since you've been cool with me i'll tell you. but don't repeat this shit to nobody ! i put it in the weird ass mixture liquid mixtures. they burn but it's chill. then i put the thing that makes it smooth. and i leave to dry. and voila!

[just2-sigma]

".... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, if it burns? That doesn't sound good for your health"

[foolish-majesty]

i literally have one arm. i'll live.

he's folding the jacket as carefully as he can, and holding it tightly.

i'll bring this up to you soon as it's dry. mister....?

[just2-sigma]

"Hm"

He frowns slightly

"You can just call me Sigma"

[foolish-majesty]

kay mister sigma.

and uh. sorry about you know. the slurs and coffee and all. see you soon.

[just2-sigma]

"No, no- literally just Sigma. No Mr needed-

Its alright. Just maybe don't insult people in the future? You could upset the wrong people doing that, who are more inclined to react with anger or violence"

[foolish-majesty]

i don't talk to people i can't outrun. generally. i'll be fine. i can always get a knife.

[just2-sigma]

"... so you assumed you can outrun me?"

[foolish-majesty]

without even breaking a sweat.

[just2-sigma]

"Because of the heels?"

[foolish-majesty]

nah. if i had heels i could outrun you in em.

...but they do look cool.

[just2-sigma]

"If you say so"

He looks mildly amused.

"Thanks"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[foolish-majesty]

deal. okay. gimme your coat it'll be brand new.

[just2-sigma]

"How are you planning on cleaning it-?"

He does reluctantly hand it over.

[foolish-majesty]

since you've been cool with me i'll tell you. but don't repeat this shit to nobody ! i put it in the weird ass mixture liquid mixtures. they burn but it's chill. then i put the thing that makes it smooth. and i leave to dry. and voila!

[just2-sigma]

".... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, if it burns? That doesn't sound good for your health"

[foolish-majesty]

i literally have one arm. i'll live.

he's folding the jacket as carefully as he can, and holding it tightly.

i'll bring this up to you soon as it's dry. mister....?

[just2-sigma]

"Hm"

He frowns slightly

"You can just call me Sigma"

[foolish-majesty]

kay mister sigma.

and uh. sorry about you know. the slurs and coffee and all. see you soon.

[just2-sigma]

"No, no- literally just Sigma. No Mr needed-

Its alright. Just maybe don't insult people in the future? You could upset the wrong people doing that, who are more inclined to react with anger or violence"

[foolish-majesty]

i don't talk to people i can't outrun. generally. i'll be fine. i can always get a knife.

[just2-sigma]

"... so you assumed you can outrun me?"

[foolish-majesty]

without even breaking a sweat.

[just2-sigma]

"Because of the heels?"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[foolish-majesty]

deal. okay. gimme your coat it'll be brand new.

[just2-sigma]

"How are you planning on cleaning it-?"

He does reluctantly hand it over.

[foolish-majesty]

since you've been cool with me i'll tell you. but don't repeat this shit to nobody ! i put it in the weird ass mixture liquid mixtures. they burn but it's chill. then i put the thing that makes it smooth. and i leave to dry. and voila!

[just2-sigma]

".... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, if it burns? That doesn't sound good for your health"

[foolish-majesty]

i literally have one arm. i'll live.

he's folding the jacket as carefully as he can, and holding it tightly.

i'll bring this up to you soon as it's dry. mister....?

[just2-sigma]

"Hm"

He frowns slightly

"You can just call me Sigma"

[foolish-majesty]

kay mister sigma.

and uh. sorry about you know. the slurs and coffee and all. see you soon.

[just2-sigma]

"No, no- literally just Sigma. No Mr needed-

Its alright. Just maybe don't insult people in the future? You could upset the wrong people doing that, who are more inclined to react with anger or violence"

[foolish-majesty]

i don't talk to people i can't outrun. generally. i'll be fine. i can always get a knife.

[just2-sigma]

"... so you assumed you can outrun me?"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[foolish-majesty]

deal. okay. gimme your coat it'll be brand new.

[just2-sigma]

"How are you planning on cleaning it-?"

He does reluctantly hand it over.

[foolish-majesty]

since you've been cool with me i'll tell you. but don't repeat this shit to nobody ! i put it in the weird ass mixture liquid mixtures. they burn but it's chill. then i put the thing that makes it smooth. and i leave to dry. and voila!

[just2-sigma]

".... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, if it burns? That doesn't sound good for your health"

[foolish-majesty]

i literally have one arm. i'll live.

he's folding the jacket as carefully as he can, and holding it tightly.

i'll bring this up to you soon as it's dry. mister....?

[just2-sigma]

"Hm"

He frowns slightly

"You can just call me Sigma"

[foolish-majesty]

kay mister sigma.

and uh. sorry about you know. the slurs and coffee and all. see you soon.

[just2-sigma]

"No, no- literally just Sigma. No Mr needed-

Its alright. Just maybe don't insult people in the future? You could upset the wrong people doing that, who are more inclined to react with anger or violence"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[foolish-majesty]

deal. okay. gimme your coat it'll be brand new.

[just2-sigma]

"How are you planning on cleaning it-?"

He does reluctantly hand it over.

[foolish-majesty]

since you've been cool with me i'll tell you. but don't repeat this shit to nobody ! i put it in the weird ass mixture liquid mixtures. they burn but it's chill. then i put the thing that makes it smooth. and i leave to dry. and voila!

[just2-sigma]

".... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, if it burns? That doesn't sound good for your health"

[foolish-majesty]

i literally have one arm. i'll live.

he's folding the jacket as carefully as he can, and holding it tightly.

i'll bring this up to you soon as it's dry. mister....?

[just2-sigma]

"Hm"

He frowns slightly

"You can just call me Sigma"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[foolish-majesty]

deal. okay. gimme your coat it'll be brand new.

[just2-sigma]

"How are you planning on cleaning it-?"

He does reluctantly hand it over.

[foolish-majesty]

since you've been cool with me i'll tell you. but don't repeat this shit to nobody ! i put it in the weird ass mixture liquid mixtures. they burn but it's chill. then i put the thing that makes it smooth. and i leave to dry. and voila!

[just2-sigma]

".... are you sure that's a good idea? I mean, if it burns? That doesn't sound good for your health"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[foolish-majesty]

deal. okay. gimme your coat it'll be brand new.

[just2-sigma]

"How are you planning on cleaning it-?"

He does reluctantly hand it over.

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[foolish-majesty]

not even stationaries ?

[just2-sigma]

".... no stealing and I'll buy some"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[foolish-majesty]

fine. i promise i'll do things. and won't steal anything important.

[just2-sigma]

"No stealing at all"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[foolish-majesty]

...you're serious ? why ?

[just2-sigma]

"Because I get needing help and being unable to actually trust people"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[foolish-majesty]

fine, fine. if i don't like cuss people out too much at your thing, will you let me there ?

[just2-sigma]

"If you behave and don't try stealing anything, I'll even buy you lunch"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[foolish-majesty]

mmmmmmm.

he doesn't seem entirely convinced. just pretty lost.

don't know. don't want to risk it.

[just2-sigma]

"Fair enough, but insulting people will get you fired even when you have an actual job, kid. If you don't treat people with respect, they won't treat you with any either"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"

[foolish-majesty]

fucked up people don't carry around signs saying they're fucked up. you know how many cops paid visit ? not taking any chances.

[just2-sigma]

"No idea on the cops, but I'm aware that people are fucked up more often than not. I was more so referring on people taking pity and hiring you if you're nicer"

[just2-sigma]

he's hiding behind the counter. occasionally looking at the guy with the bad haircut typing on his computer.

people with computers were usually filthy rich. maybe he could make some profit.

conehead. you're supposed to order something if you're gonna stay this long.

@foolish-majesty

He blinks, glancing up after a moment. Definitely took him a moment to register that he's the one who got addressed.

"Are you talking to me-? Ah... I did forget to order..."

[foolish-majesty]

you just spawned out of the stork as a grown ass man. please. it can't carry all that.

[just2-sigma]

"What do birds have to do with this?"

[foolish-majesty]

the stork brings babies. and grown ass femboys according to you.

[just2-sigma]

".... jeez you're even younger than I thought"

[foolish-majesty]

i'm educated. they only let kids in school so you're probably illiterate.

[just2-sigma]

"You can't work at an office if you can't read"

[foolish-majesty]

nah, you could lie. that's how i get cash from the café. although you don't look built for it.

[just2-sigma]

"You literally need to write reports. Those are impossible to fake"

[foolish-majesty]

i could manage it. show me where you work and ill show you.

[just2-sigma]

"No thanks"

[foolish-majesty]

imma do it for free! see how nice i am.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no"

[foolish-majesty]

i'll wash your coat for you. i'm great at that.

[just2-sigma]

"No thank you"

[foolish-majesty]

why not ?? i swear i fished these clothes out the trash. and look at them now! gorj. just trust me.

[just2-sigma]

"You spilled coffee on me, drew on my coat... or at least tried... and insulted me for twenty minutes straight. I'd rather trust the guy who tried to kill me"

[foolish-majesty]

well now i'm about to fix one of these things. and if it doesn't work i'll get you whatever you pay me back.

[just2-sigma]

"I'm still saying no, kid"

[foolish-majesty]

come the fuck on. do you want me to beg ? i'll beg. please. i need to get wherever the hell you're working. let me do this thing for you and you get me in!

[just2-sigma]

"Why do you want to go there so bad-?"

[foolish-majesty]

because this pays fucking peanuts ! i'm sick of watching over my shoulder in case the owner comes back !

[just2-sigma]

"Because the owner might overhear how you treat people?'

[foolish-majesty]

no! in case he just sees me period! i'm not allowed in here. said i was filthy.

[just2-sigma]

"..... who hired you?"

[foolish-majesty]

myself. customers give me money. i get rid of the evidence.

[just2-sigma]

"That... isn't how being hired works. And explains why you don't get much money. You do realize you're most likely not even old enough to get hired?"

[foolish-majesty]

why do you think i show up behind his back dumb b-

he realizes maybe insulting isn't the brightest idea.

there's fuck all i can do.

[just2-sigma]

"... why not just go to school?"

[foolish-majesty]

wow what a great idea let me get my nonexistant documents and invisible school records. how am i gonna eat if i'm at school?

[just2-sigma]

"So you don't have parents"

He fights a sigh

"... y'know, maybe if you were nicer to people, they'd be more inclined to help"

[foolish-majesty]

are you fucking stupid ? sure. let me be nice to random people in the street. i'm sure they won't do anything to me.

[just2-sigma]

"Not what I meant"