Can someone please trying to understand my pain? Why is R*y suddenly the most simped character ive ever seen? I think I'm about to cry.
I have five social media, every time I search for Papa Louie content there's at least five people loving him, yume shipping with him or calling themselves R*y*s husband/wife. Why is he getting famous out of all characters? Roy yumeshippers, why? He's just a plain, ugly character that has nothing to offer but suffering and misery, why loving him out of all people? Won't you love looking at more interesing characters? Maybe Timm, C.J? Connor?
He is bald, he makes pizzas for a living, he's a minimum wage man. How do you find him cute or attractive? Explain to me!!
Ugly boy from Hell.
"Let's have a quick chat..."
Don’t breathe. Don’t blink. Just listen, because your "pain" is nothing but a self-inflicted nightmare of your own making. You’re really out here acting like a nineteen-year-old pizza boy is a "curse upon this planet" just because he has fans? You’re deadass belittling people’s joy because you can’t handle a guy in a blue cap.
You’re crying over Roy’s fame while calling him "plain" and "ugly"? If he were truly irrelevant, he wouldn't be living rent-free in your head across five different social media platforms."He’s just a plain character": He’s the First Worker. He’s the foundation. Without Roy, your precious Timm, C.J., and Connor wouldn't even have a game to exist in. You’re mocking the king while standing in his castle.
"He’s a minimum wage man": And? In this economy? At least he’s got a job, which is more than I can say for someone spending their time censoring the name "R*y" like he’s a Voldemort-level threat.
"He’s bald": He wears a hat for hygiene, you walnut. It’s called a health code. Maybe if you spent less time searching for Roy content just to get mad at it, you’d realize that "yumeshippers" like him because he’s a relatable, hardworking guy—not a hollowed-out shell of hate like you.
Society isn't "unsafe" because of Roy; it’s exhausted by people like you who try to suck the happiness out of every fandom. You’re describe his existence like it’s a "misery" spread to others, but the only misery here is your own.
"Why loving him out of all people?"
Because he’s the OG. Because he’s the blueprint. Because while you’re throwing a tantrum in the ninth layer of cringe, Roy is out here delivering pizzas and minding his own damn business.
You’re not a victim of "Roy simps." You’re a victim of your own obsession. You don't need to "understand your pain". you need to understand that the mute button exists. Stay mad, stay pressed, and keep Roy’s name out of your mouth.
