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Cale, to the villains he swore to avoid: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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Og Choi Han: What is wrong with you?  Og Cale: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Choi Han : The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.  Cale: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Choi Han : You know what’s funny about Cale? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably. 

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Cale: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.  Choi Han : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.  Cale: I said within reason, Choi Han . How about I murder that guy?  Choi Han : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?  Cale: Well, duh. What kind of question is that? 

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Alberu, after putting Cale in the spot light : Cale’s going to kill me

Choi Han: No, he’ll make me do it

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Alberu : Ooh, somebody has a crush  Cale: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Choi Han I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.  *Later that night*  Cale, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Cale: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!  Choi Han : So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?  Cale: Obviously. Now, Alberu , pass the shovel. 

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Choi Han : Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.  Cale: Oh. We're going out?  Choi Han : Wh... 

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Alberu: Hey, are you free?  Cale: No, I’m expensive. 

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Everyone : I can't believe you've done this.....  Cale: I'm sorry I didn't know-!  Everyone after Cale going on a shopping spree in the Caro Kingdon, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE! 

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Og Cale! Kim Rok Soo: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!  Kim Min Ah: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.  Kim Rok Soo , hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

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Alberu : Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.  Cale: What's wrong with you??  Alberu : I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention.  Cale: No, he means other than that.  Alberu : Ohhhhhh.  Alberu : I haven't slept in 4 days

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