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What you don't want to see 20 minutes before you open on a, short staffed, Saturday. 8 cars and trucks waiting to make your life a living hell.

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Ring ring

Me - Counter, can I help you.

Customer - Do you have magnets for metal.

Me - (thinking I heard him wrong) You're looking for magnets?

Customer - Yeah, for metal.

Me - (exasperated) No... no... sorry.

We are in the dumbest possible timeline.

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This just happened...

Customer - I don't know who's educating these kids but they don't even know geography. You point to Canada and they think it's China. I use to date this Puerto Rican girl who was from Brooklyn but she would only say she was Puerto Rican. My parents were from Portugal but I say I'm American from New Jersey.

Me - There is a big difference, Puerto Rico is part of America.

Customer - Oh... a... I guess... ummm... it is?

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Have you noticed that the "big slice" of a pizza doesn't exist anymore.

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Here's another one. NBC leans heavy on The Office for this one. Wait until the end.

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First The Office related Super Bowl commercial I've seen so far. Honestly, this show will never end.

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Ok, so... first there was "First Blood", then the sequel "Rambo : First Blood Part II", so far so good. Then came "Rambo III". To this I say, "What in the actual FUCK!??!". The third movie, I'm my logical opinion, should have been "Rambo II : First Blood Part III". You can not have fucking "Rambo III" without having a goddamn "Rambo II". I've been dealing with bullshit for two thirds of my life.

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Only 4 episodes in, but I like The Paper. It's not The Office, but neither was The Office season 1.

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I'm always so tired. It's exhausting being this awesome.

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We are spending the weekend at Niagara Falls. The boat ride was one of the most awed inspiring things I've ever done. Not sure I've ever experienced something so incredible.

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I always find it a little disturbing when when I see a fat couple with really skinny kids. I mean, can't you just share.

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On Friday a customer called and said that he is hesitant to come to the store because our prices are much higher then on the internet. I told him that I would give him trade prices but that was all I could do.

He comes in on Saturday, identified himself as that caller and starts to place an order. Then he says, "I need to pick your brian." I told him, this is why our prices are higher then Amazon, Amazon doesn't have me. As I'm answering his question, he smirks and says, "You know Chatgpt is getting better and better." I smile back at him and say...

"There is nothing I like better at 3:00pm on a Saturday, at the end of 55 hour work week then to be told my 30 years of experience and my time isn't worth a couple extra dollars and that my job and skills are irrelevant. So maybe I'll just sit here and wait for Chatgpt to pick your order."

Think I might get a bad Yelp review.

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@impala-dreamer brought up a great point just now. We were talking aboit how shitty Andy's parents were (as you do) in the Garden Party episode. Her theory is that they came from Connecticut, at that time, they would have had to go to the movie theater, buy tickets for later that day, then make their way to the garden party. They decided ON THE WAY that they were going to make an early exit. Wow, they suck.

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I swear the only thing keeping out of jail today is pure exhaustion.

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I'm getting a little sick and tired of the rudeness and glorifying of bad behavior. Just two examples are these two commercials, commercials I see everyday (even though I pay for the privilege of streaming). The kid on the airplane is absolutely the worst. If my kid was ever like that, there would be consequences.

This whole "how do you sleep" ad campaign is just nasty, rude and just gross. I think it's best to say classless, might be a good representation of 2025 so far.

I'm sorry to all who feel differently, but it's not ok to be a complete asshole. Not when trying to sell me a mattress or PayPal or at work or at the grocery store or in a parking lot or even on the road. This country needs a serious wake up call and start treating people with respect.

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Need to add the dance floor of Dance Dance Revolution, I mean what's the point if you can't do the Scarn?

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Accidentally found myself, with my kids, in the middle of a protest in PA. It made me so proud to see so many good people out there being real Americans, peacefully exercising their first ammendment rights. Speaking, gathering and chanting against hate, tyranny, inequality. I'm so glad my boys got to see, first hand, what patriotism really is. It's not about waving a flag or wearing a stupid hat, it's about speaking out for what is right.

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