compact dirt trying to make her way in the world

Hannah, 30, SEO Copywriter by day, Wannabe Poet and Author by night.

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) deleted scene

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[should-be-sleeping]

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[laziestgirlintown]

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[thesituation]

sometimes looking at the juxtaposition of pay vs the job title on indeed makes me feel the dystopia in the air around me even more than i already do

[thesituation]

i showed this to my mom and she said “they’re probably both fake listings” and i think now, altogether, this post encapsulates the complete experience of job searching in 2026

[beardedmrbean]

[sarahwatchesthings]

I love British mystery shows set in beautiful peaceful quaint idyllic towns full of simple happy folk who are constantly murdering the shit out of each other.

[homoquartz]

gone girl is there but she’s a hobbit and she lives in the shire

[mlecomeda]

[angel-starbeam]

Dracula in cargo:

(giphy.com)

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[blackjame]

Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company

Ghosted after a job interview? Submit an anonymous report and see which companies candidates say stopped responding after interviews.

[totheoldhouse]

POSTING ALONE CUZ THIS GENUINELY MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD

[shopwitchvamp]

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[dotbot2521]

i thought this was a post saying bart's new outfit (one tophat) was a result of his new capitalist corruption

[grimoiremanifest]

out of my way. i need to claim my free milhouse shield

[whunt]

bro LMFAOOOO

[emmaubler]