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Viscerally unsettling but mostly harmless, overall. A nerd, a weeb, a loony bin escapee, and still stubbornly unbent by the Ao3 Author's Curse despite... all this shit (waves hands expansively).

[justbagworm]

Blah blah blah, DON'T USE AI ON ANY OF MY POSTS! NO SCREENSHOTS EITHER! IF YOU WANT MY CONTENT, DM ME FOR PERMISSION! THE ANSWER WILL PROBABLY BE NO!

(REBLOGS OK THOUGH!)

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s pride month everybody!!!!!!

[justbagworm]

Weird thought I think I'l just yeet out here cuz my friends have already heard it:

In a feudal system where the ability to make buttonholes is a proprietary skill (IE only one guild does it, guards the knowledge jealously), wearing a button-up shirt open over another shirt is like, a huge fucking flex. I *have* the buttonholes, but isn't it just so plebeian to *use* them?

[catmask]

i wanted to make a little artfight goal sheet for everyone to use :'] i tried to keep it as beginner friendly as i could!

[justbagworm]

I am SO excited for artfight this year omfreakingg!! Definitely gonna use this because this year is the first year I plan to participate! >:)

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[justbagworm]

This line has unironically been incorporated into my family's speech patterns, and I'm glad to know other people understand the BRILLIANCE!

[blumineck]

How Orissa Kelly gave me rope burn!

(AKA there’s a reason circus performers usually prefer silks)

ALSO

If you like this sort of nerdy content and you’d like to see me test a bunch of fantasy tropes in a suit of armour, please consider supporting The Bluminarmour Project!

The Bluminarmour Project

Blumineck is trying to fun a video series doing fun and serious historical and fantasy testing in fitted plate armour.

[tavina-writes]

Do you have an internal monologue

I am monolingual and have an internal monologue

I am monolingual and do not have an internal monologue

I am multilingual and have an internal monologue

I am multilingual and do not have an internal monologue

Infinite nuance (please tell me in the notes)

Remaining time: 1 day 37 minutes

An internal monologue being defined here as "the voice in your head that your thoughts are thought in." And for the multilingual internal monologue havers - which language do the thoughts appear in?

Please reblog for reach, etc.

[justbagworm]

I'm pretty much monolingual, except with a liberal sprinkling of words from other languages that I've tried to learn/been exposed to. I have an internal monologue when I'm actively considering something, and sometimes the English word for something will just get swapped out for its translation in like, Irish or German or Japanese or Spanish or something, but with no grammatical nuance and no other context. That never fails to throw me out of the thought process for a moment as I realize, 'yeah I did just think Baile Atha Cliath instead of just Dublin,' or whatever. (Spelling and accents are probably awful on that, sorry! It's Been A While since I tried to learn Irish.)

I figure I'm more likely to go back and relearn them at least, if only because the insanity of thinking in 80% English and 20% nonsensical pidgin will probably eventually drive me crazy. Hopefully, learning each language to fluency will one day mean I can deliberately filter for which one I want to think in!

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[byjove]

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

[byjove]

Plotline A: Patient is suffering from a near fatal case of hypothermia after passing out in the snow drunk and laying there all night until his 13 year old nephew discovered him in the morning, said 13 year old managed to transport his druncle to the hospital on a snowmobile but the rest of the family cannot make it there due to road conditions.

Plotline B: A live rat fell through the ceiling halfway through an emergency appendectomy, causing the surgeon to startle and rupture the patient’s appendix. Infectious disease is very interested in the situation due to the risk of zoonotic infection. The hospital’s legal department is also very interested in the situation.

[foxglovedforest]

Hey OP what happened to you

[byjove]

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping

[zillychu]

wait can I submit something

[justbagworm]

I have multiple submissions for the producer to pick from

[theunfortunate-author]

[justbagworm]

Oscar the grouch is guarding my fic from AI, and I stand by that fact

[sticksthesecond]

i love a duo that's just one brilliant, insane freak of a person and then just a guy who's having the worst time of his life.

[justbagworm]

Rincewind and Twoflower, except one of them is an idiot

[justbagworm]

Me staring down a plate of french toast: Mmmm fuck you I hate you go away.

Me, changing my thoughts: If I don't eat you, I won't get strong. If I don't eat you, I lose my progress.

The rock climbing worm which lives in my brain: If you don't eat that, you won't be able to go back to the gym in July. Eat the toast so you can compete in December. Eat the toast. Eat. The. Toast.

Me: Fuck, fine.

(If you're struggling with an ED, know you aren't alone. I might not have a weight-based ED, but I'm still right there with you. Recovery is possible, it's one step at a time.)

[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[jkl-fff]

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

[justbagworm]

I knew Rocky survived because you bitches (affectionate) spoiled it for me, but HOOOOOLY SHIT I still almost cried like a baby when Rocky went to sleep. PHM was so good that it literally made me question if the fandom had collectively decided one hundred percent to ignore canon, even though I know us bitches can't agree on ANYTHING!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[cupcake-bee-boy]

Reminds me of this absolute brainless series of posts on twitter

[justbagworm]

How... how do you write a villain, then? If I can't write a bad character, how the freak am I supposed to write a villain??? Forget that, what kind of Mary Sue horseshit would I have to turn out for a hero? Where would the morally complex side characters go? What about the antiheroes?! If I'm a bad person for writing a villain, then I'm glad I've already reserved my spot in Hell.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!