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I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.
This better be a Bulbasaur
MARVEL CONFIRMS LOKI WAS NEVER A VILLAIN TO BEGIN WITH - VINDICATION, MOTHERF*****S!!!
trickster-grrrl:
Pt 2 here!
he wasn’t… that evil??
that little shit told his brother that Thor’s shenanigans had basically killed his father, and that their mother specifically didn’t want Thor to ever come back because of the harm Thor had done. Trying to take over Manhattan with an alien army is peanuts, frankly, compared to that; and Loki had not been anywhere near the mind stone by then.
Listen, I love him, and it is my pleasure and my privilege to delve in his psychology and work out his feelings and motivations from a place of empathy, but breaking your brother’s heart like that so that you can hold on to the throne is FUCKED UP. From a “classic tropes” standpoint, to usurp the throne and betray your kin is villainous material, plain and simple.
what Loki does not do is betray and sell off his brother for a joke or for sport or even money, or stab him regularly since they were 8 (god that was so fucking stupid), as Ragnarök pulled out its filmic ass. That’s completely OOC. Loki HAS motivations and there is a ground for his actions, which are fucked up, sure, but understandable and even sympathetic to some of us, which is what makes him SO GOOD. But Loki is NOT a poor misunderstood little boy that’s been painted unfairly as worse than he is. I will not have my evil murder kitten retconned like that just because mindstone in avengers, fuck it.
Agree to disagree.
Well, i think that loki, as the trickster, likes to play with peaple and sometimes he's like chaotic neutral, witch doesn't makes him an good person but makes him not as bad as he was in the 1st avengers movie
This is more punk than the whole of punk history.
I’ll tell you what’s ferocious. Freddie’s comeback to Sid calling him “Freddie Platinum” when they were recording down the hall from each other at London’s Wessex Studios (Queen for News of the World, Pistols for Bollocks).
Sid Vicious made the mistake one day of bursting into Queen’s control room and antagonizing their frontman. “Have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses, then?” he sneered. “Oh, yes, Simon Ferocious,” Mercury replied. “We’re trying our best, dear.”
Then, according to Queen biographer Daniel Nester, Freddie rose from his chair and began to playfully flick the safety pins displayed on the front of Sid’s leather jacket. “Tell me,” he asked, “did you arrange these pins just so?” When Sid stepped forward in an attempt to intimidate Freddie, the singer simply pushed him backwards and inquired, “What are you going to do about it?” Sid immediately backed down. [x]
Freddie Mercury may very well have had the biggest dick energy of anyone who ever lived
Tolkien reads his poem, “Namárië”.
Ai! laurië lantar lassi súrinen, yéni únótimë ve rámar aldaron! Yéni ve lintë yuldar avánier mi oromardi lissë-miruvóreva Andúnë pella, Vardo tellumar nu luini yassen tintilar i eleni ómaryo airetári-lírinen. Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva? An sí Tintallë Varda Oiolossëo ve fanyar máryat Elentári ortanë ar ilyë tier undulávë lumbulë; ar sindanóriello caita mornië i falmalinnar imbë met, ar hísië untúpa Calaciryo míri oialë. Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar! Namárië! Nai hiruvalyë Valimar. Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Ah! like gold fall the leaves in the wind, long years numberless as the wings of trees! The long years have passed like swift draughts of the sweet mead in lofty halls beyond the West, beneath the blue vaults of Varda wherein the stars tremble in the song of her voice, holy and queenly.
Who now shall refill the cup for me?
For now the Kindler, Varda, the Queen of the Stars, from Mount Everwhite has uplifted her hands like clouds, and all paths are drowned deep in shadow; and out of a grey country darkness lies on the foaming waves between us, and mist covers the jewels of Calacirya for ever. Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar!
Farewell! Maybe thou shalt find Valimar. Maybe even thou shalt find it. Farewell!
listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry
If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes
OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it
My masterpiece… is complete.
op did not put in this much work for 160 notes
The spread of the black death.
Poland, tell us your secret.
Poland is the old new Madagascar.
If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there.
Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.
Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it.
I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.
Damn Italy, you scary.
Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”
Milan: “Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”
Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.
Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world.
WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL
When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.
Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!
Wow. This is cool knowledge!
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Vatican City also survived the Black Death along with the Pope of the time, because, it was believed at the time that the disease could be warded off by fire. So the Pope of the time stayed secluded in his palace, which he filled with pits of fire that stood every few square feet.
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Yuga's Art Gallery: The beginning of a grand adventure
Yuga’s Art Gallery: The beginning of a grand adventure
Perhaps the greatest thing about being a kid is how oftentimes things seem larger than life. Your imagination will go into overdrive and fill in blanks that aren’t even there, and worlds will manifest themselves as a result. This same phenomenon is what happened to me when I played Ocarina of Time for the first time as a kid. Everything was so new and so unique. The world felt truly large in a…
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he’s still there he just doesn’t do anything anymore
venom you got it wrong ..
A guide on the night before exams
1. Stop at 5pm. I like to stop learning at 5PM. This is because I know if I keep learning more than that, I will only be more stressed. Which is gonna lead to a loophole of mindless repetition, tears, and sleep deprivation.
2. Reward yourself. Why would you reward yourself in the middle of exams? Because you fucking need it. Treat yourself because you’ve worked hard. Take this time to relax. Watch some YouTube, listen to some music, read something you are interested in.
3. Remind yourself you are going to do great. I like Nike’s slogan of Believe you can and you are halfway there. This is true. According to a research by the University of North Carolina, when you experience positive emotions you will see more possibilities in your life. But how can you do this?
-Take a few minutes and meditate.
-Write it out.
This way it will feel more real. What did you learn? Why is it important? Are you confident? Believe in yourself! Your brain is a powerful organ and if you give it a chance, it will surprise you.
4. But none of this will actually work if you don’t sleep early. Give your brain a good night of rest. Let all those synapses strengthen! Diffuse mode of learning is a hidden valuable skill you need to do well in exams. Don’t take sleeping for granted!!!
Everyone on midterms… Good luck!!!
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