[aidenmcmillan]

I think my Maths professor is going to fail me. It’s not my fault I can’t understand the lesson - he looks like the male counterpart of the pink woman from Harry Potter.

[justincarusoe]

What, does he hate you because you are muggleborn?

[tsundereology]

I got caught in the rain and now all my yark is soaked in water. I guess I’m not going to make that sweater after all.

[justincarusoe]

That is what shops are for, to buy more.

[princedamned-deactivated2018122]

[justincarusoe]

What are you doing?

[jessraymunds]

Apparently, the puppy I found belongs to a nice family who lives around here and their kids are really missing it and things. Oh well.

[justincarusoe]

I'm shocked. Didn't think you were the type to steal someone's puppy.

[hayley-adler]

When you’re ready, when you’re ready come and get it. Na na na na. 

[justincarusoe]

[daisy-montgomery]

Coffee is like really good. Oh my God. So is hot chocolate. Hot drinks are really good, especially with like homemade cookies.

[justincarusoe]

Great now I want hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows. Thanks for that. 

[daisy-montgomery]

There’s nothing like a warm cup of tea after a really long day.

[justincarusoe]

Coffee is better.

[jmallorys]

I still don’t have a Macbeth.

[justincarusoe]

Maybe you should just cancel the whole thing then.

[itskingleo]

My mum’s infatuation with footy players is embarrassing.

[justincarusoe]

Having you as a son is more embarrassing though.

[justincarusoe]

btmm + horror au

"You can't say I didn't warn you. -A"

[levimontgomery]

Ah, well. Maybe I’ll try that on for size. Sounds way better.

I’m more confused than I am anything else. But sure, we’ll go with bitter I guess. 

[justincarusoe]

It is great, there is zero drama.

Just get over it and move on. Go find some new girl to shag and have some fun.

[levimontgomery]

Probably not.

Hasn’t she told you already? She always did like talking with you. Figured she’d be boasting about her lost baggage.

[justincarusoe]

Been off the radar a bit. Haven't really been speaking to anybody.

Sounds like you are a bit bitter about it.

[levimontgomery]

Women. Canadians. Love. Golf. Dakota.

[justincarusoe]

I understand golf and Canadians being on there. But Dakota? Love? Do I care what happened?

[levimontgomery]

Wet socks are on my very long list of things I hate.

[justincarusoe]

And what else is on this list?

[justincarusoe]

I have no problem with rain until it wets my socks.

[d-delancey]

What’d they do this time?

[justincarusoe]

Only what they always do.

[deathkotawoolton]

Unless you’ve spent the last week in bed, sleeping like I have I don’t think finding anyone lazier than me is possible.

[justincarusoe]

Well I haven't been to class at all yet but I haven't been spending my time sleeping. So you win this time.