Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Red, white, and blue in my veins. P.S. it's called soccer.

[mortalegends]

  What about you watch some of your beloved American football or something? 

[levimontgomery]

I can't even think about American football right now. Who would do something like that?

[mortalegends]

  Unfortunately so. You’re not the last, I promise, perhaps close to the end by the rate information travels in this place, but certainly not the last.

[levimontgomery]

I was hoping that would make me feel better, but nope. Nothing feels better.

[daisy-montgomery]

I’m finally back! So, what’s happening Berkhamstead?

[levimontgomery]

Daisy.

[deathkotawoolton]

  That’s the problem, isn’t it? You were so fucking good to me, too bloody good to me but then you weren’t. You began to disappear and only he was there. I didn’t want him to, I kept telling him to stop but then I began to like it and fuck I didn’t want to like it. Where were you? You barely even bloody called. And yeah, it’s not an excuse but fuck. I’m not bloody blaming you, Prince Yank of the yanks, I’m saying I did it because I was lonely, really. I don’t fucking know why people fuck things up. I’m an idiot. You can hate me all you want because I bloody hate myself too. I ruined it. I ruined everything because I’m an idiot. So you go your way and bloody drink your sorrows because that’s what I’ll be doing, myself.

[levimontgomery]

Oh, so I don't call enough for two weeks while I'm going through training after a three year long relationship and you get lonely enough to fucking cheat? With him. That's great you began to like it. Real fucking great. Is that why you decided to dump me without reason because you were too busy liking it with Adrian? I mean, christ Dakota you really wanted to hurt me going after that one. Didn't you? Now I'm Prince Chump of the chumps. I had to hear it from Georgia because you were too fucking coward to be honest with me. Drink your sorrows, no -- drown in your sorrows because then maybe, just maybe, you'll feel a fraction of the pain I'm feeling. I was good to you but apparently that's not enough, was it? It's never enough to keep someone. 

[princedamned-deactivated2018122]

  You mean football?

[levimontgomery]

Whatever.

[deathkotawoolton]

What do you get when you buy a Scot some Scotch? Drunkota.

[levimontgomery]

Why. Dakota, I was good to you. Why the fuck would you do something like that?

You can drown yourself in booze for all I care after this, just tell me why. 

[mortalegends]

That’s a question best left for her to answer.

[levimontgomery]

Right.

How do you -- Are you sure, Georgia? Please don't tell me I'm the last person in this school to know that my girlfrien -- ex-girlfriend was... cheating on me. 

[justincarusoe]

  It is great, there is zero drama.

Just get over it and move on. Go find some new girl to shag and have some fun.

[levimontgomery]

I wish it were that easy. I can't just shag some girl and have some fun when -- Fuck it, never mind.

[tsundereology]

  I don’t know. Go for walks, hang out with friends, study, anything really. Just things that don’t evolve alcohol.

[levimontgomery]

All of those things don't numb this week as well as alcohol can, though.

[mortalegends]

  I’m am sorry to inform you that Adrian and Dakota - how do you Yanks put it - shared spit prior to the deterioration of your relationship. 

I wouldn’t be so sure of that. I’m sorry, Levi.

[levimontgomery]

W-why would she d-do something like that. 

[mortalegends]

  Certain activities between your ex-girlfriend and Adrian Sangster might interest you, ones before your breakup to be exact. 

[levimontgomery]

Activit -- What the fuck is going on?

Dakota and Adrian? Before our break-up? I -- Georgia, I don't understand what you're on about. Dakota hates Adrian.

[thistwit]

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[levimontgomery]

For a while I sat there staring at her photograph For a while I cried and tried not to make a scene There was a time when we were young I used to make her laugh But life is long, my love has gone away from me

[justincarusoe]

  Been off the radar a bit. Haven’t really been speaking to anybody.

Sounds like you are a bit bitter about it.

[levimontgomery]

Ah, well. Maybe I'll try that on for size. Sounds way better.

I'm more confused than I am anything else. But sure, we'll go with bitter I guess. 

[mortalegends]

  I didn’t say I was talking about you Levi, but other parties. Scottish parties.

[levimontgomery]

What are you talking about, Georgia?

[justincarusoe]

  I understand golf and Canadians being on there. But Dakota? Love? Do I care what happened?

[levimontgomery]

Probably not.

Hasn't she told you already? She always did like talking with you. Figured she'd be boasting about her lost baggage.

[justincarusoe]

  And what else is on this list?

[levimontgomery]

Women. Canadians. Love. Golf. Dakota.

[justincarusoe]

I have no problem with rain until it wets my socks.

[levimontgomery]

Wet socks are on my very long list of things I hate.