JJ Puckerman

'Sup? My name Is JJ Puckerman and yes, I'm one of about a million Puckermans around here. Blame our ass of a father for never learning what the hell a condom is. I'm 16, and I'm currently attending Bristol Academy in Miami Florida. I'm on the basketball team. Also the drama club, which is totally not lame, but I needed it for some extra credit bullshit. It's whatever. If you want to know more, ask. I probably won't answer, but you could try.

[magicalbrittbritt-blog]

I could really use a party soon, I might even bring my home-build robot as a date.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

Do you have a home-build robot?

[hellnawnick]

I feel like coming out of my hole.

Anybody miss me? Doubt it.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

I don't even know who you are.

[cammiecrowley]

Days like this make me not hate hospitals as much.

[cammiecrowley]

Planning a date for Nat.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

Really? Yeah, I would be happy to help. Even if I only planned one date before...

[cammiecrowley]

Days like this make me not hate hospitals as much.

[cammiecrowley]

Ok. So hey I need your help.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

With what?

[cammiecrowley]

Days like this make me not hate hospitals as much.

[cammiecrowley]

Hater. The Backyardagains is that deal.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

I'm not a hater. I'm only teasing.

[cammiecrowley]

Days like this make me not hate hospitals as much.

[cammiecrowley]

Mofo don’t judge me. You’re just hating that you don’t have the whole backyard to explooooooore!

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

Yeah, no. I don't think that's it.

[cammiecrowley]

Days like this make me not hate hospitals as much.

[cammiecrowley]

Don’t hate.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

I'm not, but... The Backyardagains? Really?

[cammiecrowley]

Days like this make me not hate hospitals as much.

I’ve spent my day with my favorite Jones while. watching Arthur, The Backyardagains, and Rugrats, give zero fucks to the looks I’ve been getting by people looking at me like I’m crazy for watching kid shows as they pass by.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

[switching-eloise]

He didn't say it back...

What does that mean…did I fuck up…

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

What exactly happened, man?

[sparkle-socks-deactivated201502]

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

[Private]

[cammiecrowley]

I know someone is going to get hurt, doesn’t mean I still don’t want it to happen. I more so don’t want to lose them as friends you know? I hope I do make the right decision. BRO! She’s fine as shit! I mean she’s like 24 maybe and she’s super nice.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

You're a good friend, you know? They might be hurt at first, but good friends aren't easy to come by. Even if you lost one for awhile, I don't think you'd lose them forever. I know! If I didn't have my eye on someone, I'd try my luck with this nurse of yours.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

[Private]

[cammiecrowley]

Thanks Condufus. I don’t know. Lilo is pushing me away but in her own way want to be there for me while I go through all this. Nat doesn’t know exact what I have and I know eventually I’m going to have to tell her. They’re both two of my best friends and I don’t want to hurt either of them. Life was so much easier when I avoided people/

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

I hate to say it, sis, but one of them is bound to get hurt. I wish I could give you some wise advice that'll lead you to the one you're supposed to be with, but I can't. What I can say is I'm sure you'll make the right decision. In the mean time how about we talk about that hot nurse?

[cammiecrowley]

[Private]

PM: What’s a little girl drama on top of slowly dying? I’m fine.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

You know, they say if you're into two people at once, go for the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second. Or some fortune cookie crap like that. I'm no expert on relationships.

[cammiecrowley]

PM: What happened with you and Lilo? I thought you were really into her. -JJ

PM: I got close with Nat and started getting feelings for the both of them and it didn’t sit well with Lilo.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

PM: Shit, that sucks. I'm sorry, sis. That can't be easy to deal with at all.

[cammiecrowley]

I feel like this hospital is trying to poison me,

[cammiecrowley]

Awh, softy. Pretty much what he is except he always manages to pop back up, mostly when he wants something. I know you do but he’s not a big deal right now. Yes, hurry with my sub, I’m starving! Because you love me and my bitchiness.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

Shut up. Yeah, he popped up a couple months ago to ask for money. I gave him some just so he would go away. You're right, you're right. I'm here, but I don' know where your room is! Yeah, yeah. Maybe I do.

[cammiecrowley]

I feel like this hospital is trying to poison me,

[cammiecrowley]

I do but that’s besides the point. Yes you have too, plus you would anyways. It is hence why I don’t call him father or dad. I know, it’s kinda why I didn’t tell you about…you know. I didn’t want you to kill my ex for giving it to me. I don’t care cause now I’ll never let you live it down.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

Yeah, I really would. I don't call him that either. Sperm donor seems like a more appropriate title for him. I probably would've killed your ex, I kind of want to now, but it's not a priority. Getting you this sub is my priority. I know you won't, but strangely enough I don't really care.

[cammiecrowley]

I feel like this hospital is trying to poison me,

[cammiecrowley]

Asshole. I know you do, you have to I’m your little sister. I know, the sperm donor didn’t the meaning of the word birth control. That’s because I’m, awesome and you know I’ll always have your back. Finally you admit it.

[justjjpuckerman-archive-blog]

You love me. I don't have to... well, maybe I do, but that's not why. It's disgusting how many kids he can make, but he can't take care of them all. That's true and the same goes for me. Don't get used to it. Saying it once was enough.