[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[andallshallbewell]

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[cozycottagelife]

[cpahlow]

[cpahlow]

[h-o-m--e]

[cocorossss]

[sugarspicetwins]

[kelseyahayden]

idaho’s magical hotsprings on 35mm film

instagram

[lara777s]

[foreverchampagneiglikes]

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

Teach girls to prioritize feeling safe over being nice.

[thememedaddy]

[h-o-m--e]

[prettysedaynacar]