ur friendly local sex witch (✿◠‿◠)

Makenzie. queer (adjective), queer (noun), writer, sex ed person. co-author of Imagine Queer Worlds, editor of Rabbit Heart. I do not ever check my DMs. header by inaudiblysticky, Kraven in his flower crown by rosescrownsandvictory.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

ahoy

I'm not a doctor or a therapist; please don't ask me questions that I would ethically need an advanced degree to answer.

Sex Ed FAQs are here; you HAVE to read these before sending in your question pleeeeeease please please please. apparently this link doesn't work for some people using the tumblr app on androids so copy paste this into your browser I guess: https://batmanisagatewaydrug.tumblr.com/faq

check out Imagine Queer Worlds, a queer world building game I coauthored, and Rabbit Heart, a story that @little-tiny-raccoon-hands writes and I edit. it's about a retired hitman and his Chosen One trans daughter getting isekai'd into a video game.

join in my 2026 Book Bingo at @2026-book-bingo 📚 💪 ✨

other frequently asked questions:

how do you feel about people who are trans/ace/aro/whatever other queer identity is currently contentious?

love 'em all, they're great.

what’s your whole deal?

queer

okay, what are your pronouns?

"I still rather think that pronouns come to me from others, which I find interesting, since I receive an array of them – so I am always somewhat surprised and impressed when people decide their own pronouns or even when they ask me what pronouns I prefer." - Judith Butler

are you white?

imagine the whitest person you know. then make them whiter.

what is Batman a gateway drug to?

caring about DC Comics. I don't recommend doing this.

how do I start reading Batman? do you have comic recs?

you don't want my advice on this, the way I'm reading Batman comics is bad. it involves a spreadsheet and (mostly) every issue of every Bat-title published between 1986 and 2011 and I assure you that you don't want in on this. also, I don't really think there's a single best starting point; it really depends on what you're interested in about the comics and what you're hoping to get out of them. I'm not really interested in figuring that out for you (no offense) but somebody on reddit probably has a flowchart or something.

why haven't you answered the DM I sent you? are you mad at me?

I probably haven't even noticed you sent it, I don't really check my DMs.

what’s your favorite color?

#fecee9

have you seen [insert movie/TV show]?

I've never seen a movie or TV show in my life and I don't want to.

what will happen if I walk through this ghostly doorway that’s appeared at the back of my room?

oh, great question. if you find yourself standing alone in a star-lit clearing with a pang of nostalgia in your belly, you’ll probably be just fine. if there’s a charming, talkative animal waiting for you with a kind smile that doesn’t reach its eyes, I’m afraid you’ll need to run. if you look closely you’ll notice that smile has a few too many teeth.

I caught a really nice thunderstorm that I think you’ll like, can I send it to you?

yes, and thank you in advance. sprinkle some glitter on it and hurl it into any convenient body of water; I’ll find it eventually.

are you a Moth Prince apologist?

for the last time, just because he has my sword does not mean I condone every individual action he takes. there’s such a thing as nuance.

what if this FAQ has only raised further questions?

my condolences.

I like the weird shit you do here, how can I give you money?

my ko-fi is here, my cheap-ass patreon is here.

[icedsodapop]

Look, I'm glad to see more Asian representation in media, but this hype over the Wasians (mixed white-Asians) is making this Asian borderline uncomfortable 😬

[icedsodapop]

Firstly, Blasians (mixed Black-Asians) don't get this much hype for being mixed and we all know why 🤡

Secondly, media and the public almost always put on a pedestal a very specific type of mixed Wasians, those of East Asian descent. I don't see as much hype for the Wasians of South Asian, Southeast Asian or West Asian descent. And of course, we all know why 🤡

Like I thought we had this discourse back in the early 2010s criticising how Asian representation in YA fiction tended to be Wasians?

[icedsodapop]

Bring this back cos no one talks up the Asian heritage of the Blasians like Anderson Paak, H.E.R and Saweetie or the Latinasians like Bruno Mars. No one raises this much hype for the mixed white-South Asian actors. No one includes Olivia Rodrigo (white-Filipino) in the "Republic of Wasia"

[icedsodapop]

The way none of these Wasians are darker than a paper bag 😬😬😬

(Left to right: Lola Tung, Alysa Liu, Megan Skiendiel, Laufey, Hudson Williams)

[icedsodapop]

Precisely. We need to kill this phenomenon of the Wasian nation memes dead. Wasians are literally being used as a trend, at the expense of dehumanising themselves and erasing/ignoring mixed race Asians who don't pass the paperbag test.

[icedsodapop]

God forbid non-white mixed Asians and monoracial Asians criticise the recent hype around Wasians and talk about proximity to whiteness, antiblackness and colorism, or butthurt Wasians will flood their comments sections accusing them of being divisive or complaining about how they are excluded by the Asian community. Babes, Blasians actully get excluded a lot from the Asian community becos of antiblackness, these feelings of not belonging and alienation aren't exclusive to Wasians 🙄

[icedsodapop]

The Wasian meet-ups are just boba liberal bs. Becos yall were so annoyingly loud with your damn meet-ups during AAPI month and acting like victims when yall get called out by other mixed Asians and monoracial Asians for centering your whiteness. Nolan Wells is literally mixed Asian with a Blasian mother who's grieving him, they're from your community as well, but yall are staying mad quiet about his murder and the harassment his mother is receiving 🤡

[icedsodapop]

Here is Nolan Wells' family's gofundme:

Donate to In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells, organized by Christine Wonsley

In Loving Memory of Nolan Xavier Wells Our hearts are broken beyond words… Christine Wonsley needs your support for In Loving Memory of

[plaguedocboi]

You know what? You’re right. Thank you south carolina aquarium

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Dry orgasm anon again. So my bf was wrong about it, but then what did I experience coz it felt like cumming and peeing at the same time but it wasn't pee? Like a gushing orgasm? Is that even possible for cis men or should I go to the hospital?

I'm gonna level with you: I have no way of knowing what you experienced.

if you did in fact urinate, or have a combination of urine and ejaculate, that is generally a good reason to check in with a urologist, since the body generally works Pretty Hard to prevent urine and ejaculate from being mixed up and a failure to do so can indicate some underlying health issues.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

thoughts on white people into raceplay?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Just discovered both pepper and senator milkshake and I have what may be the snack pack version of this wonderful duo- momo hime. She only looks large because of the fluff, shes the smallest cat ive ever owned at 7.5lbs and half her brothers size (14lbs but tall kitty!!)

wow we're really starting a collection here

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I got an IUD because of your stalwart advocacy of them. It sucked so bad to get it put in, and then it continued to suck for two whole months and I cursed your name. Then it suddenly got better and now I’ve been blissfully period-free for the past four months, which no other birth control ever managed to do. You have my most sincere thanks and I rescind my curses.

you waited four months to rescind your curses 🤨

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

album of the day is Karen O and Danger Mouse's 2019 collaboration Lux Prima

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

due to current events that are happening to me personally, i came up with another period-related question. why tf does it give some people, of all things, lower back pains? stomach cramps i understand but what on earth does my lower back have to do with anything that is going on in there? genuine question but also i am going to become the joker

hi anon,

I'm going to refer you to Clue's article on the topic:

Why does pain spread beyond the uterus?

During your cycle, prostaglandins help the uterus contract to shed its lining (1,3,9). Higher levels are associated with stronger contractions and more intense pain (1,3). These contractions can temporarily reduce blood flow to the uterus, causing cramping (1). Because the uterus shares nerve pathways with the lower back, hips, and thighs, pain can be felt in these areas. This is known as referred pain (3,10). Inflammation and muscle tension may also affect nearby nerves, contributing to back and leg discomfort (3,10).

Lower Back and Leg Pain During Your Period

Find out why you might experience lower back or leg pain before or during your period

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the veganism notes is getting people mad again but they're very easy to disregard because they keep saying things like "it's neoliberal to claim you can care about animals you eat" and dropping phrases like "the Native American lifestyle," which is so devoid of meaning that it pretty much instantly disqualifies anything else around it

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[pjharvey]

there’s something so embarrassing about all the cast members in the new harry potter series that are openly being like “i want everyone to know i don’t agree with jk rowling’s views on trans people” like they think that will make up for them being on the show. maybe it’s just for the sake of their own consciences but it reads as “i know her views and actions harm people but i’m in it for the paycheck”. it’s not like this is just an adaptation of rowling’s work without her involvement, she is an executive producer on the show 😭 at that point just don’t say anything

[passengerpigeons]

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

[passengerpigeons]

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

[passengerpigeons]

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

[aleshakills]

*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble

[aleshakills]

You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime

[aleshakills]

This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.

If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.