ridiculous

@theboykingofhell @zireaells and @mmementommori shitposting about their oc's

[narutwitter]

[narutwitter]

[jervae]

This had me fucking screaming at 2 am

[michibiki-deactivated20210411]

idk about you guys but violence is like my second resort

[obviousplant]

Not for good girl

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him” 

[realitytvshow]

[valtsv]

*whips my head around so my very large and tacky dangly earrings slap you in the face, cutting you off mid-sentence* anyways,

[fiveteeth-deactivated20240408]

this post makes my earlobes hurt

[valtsv]

*whips my head back around in your direction* as i was saying,

[prontaentrega]

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

today i am john

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me after getting run over by my ex wife’s ford rover and now the ambulance i called is at the end of the street revving its engine

[deanky]

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

[commiegoth]

[badassdemonsword]

MILFS VS DILFS EPIC BATTLE

[elksuperfuzzsustainar-deactivat]

Divorce

[brutalnightmare-deactivated2023]

NEW YEAR RESOLUTION

[allcatsaregirls]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury- be honest, are you mad? Like are you guys mad at me?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

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