18+

lucy. she/they/he. tme+white. 30 ⚢☭ follow from endofsuccession

[katebushh]

emenim,snop,drjay, 2pag and BIG

[larval-tear]

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

[bbyhog]

bro. take shelter in my arms

[asystolle]

THE SOCIAL NETWORK (2010) dir. David Fincher

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[herpsandbirds]

(HOMO)SEXUALLY ACTIVE FISH ARE SEXIER TO FEMALES

Homosexuality occurs in most animal species, from insects to mammals, and it is more common amongst males. But how could homosexual behaviou

[shock]

only like my posts if you want to be part of my pirate crew

[shock]

this dude having a public breakdown on my post about being a pirate of the seven seas

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[amaranthine-paws]

penetration isn't real they made that up. penetrative sex is a figment of your imagination

[evergreenmonster]

happy pride month btw

[steampunkforever]

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[kittensnax]

Me: it is 31°C out. I should wear shorts and a crop top to vent some heat

The humble massachusetts bay transit authority bus air conditioner: LOST ICE TECHNIQUE - FROST ANGEL MAELSTROM "ABSOLUTE ZERO"

[jasperrwrites]

“are they lovers?” worse. they were supposed to be and never got the chance to

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[fuckrozanov]

it was an honor to be prev’d by you

[gh0st-patr0l]

Btw I loooove starting a post like "also" "by the way" "and another thing" when there was fully no conversation or preceding thought. U will experience my posts en media res