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[justyourlocalgothamite]

Happy pride month Bat family

couldn’t figure out how to do it from my computer lol, so i took pics on my phone. Happy pride Y’all

And yes, Cass is using Bruce’s cape as a blanket

Bruce’s shirt says : Y’all means all. His pants say: Batman is my bitch. his shoes have my made up version of the gotham city knights’ (gotham’s baseball team) logo

Cass’ shirt says : Be gay, do crime. her pants say : fuck around and find out. her shoes say nothing but they do have a planet on them

[justyourlocalgothamite]

Jay!bin setting up Bruce with selina

I don’t remember where I first heard this, but I saw a tumbler post about how the robins would set Bruce and Selina up, and how Jason was big into the dramatic love confessions and this just came to live in my brain.

jay!bin: B! B! There’s a robbery happening on *insert Gotham street name that has an expensive jewelry store*!

Bruce: c’mon Robin, let’s go see who is is this time

*they get over their and after a few seconds of looking into where the alert came from, they deduce it’s coming from the third and top story of a large jewelry store*

Bruce, setting up his grappling hook: Robin, can you- *he looks over and Jay bird is no where to be seen*

he freaks out a little, but then? But then, music starts playing, music for teen girls (no hate to anyone who is not a teen girl and enjoys this music), im talking “Ordinary” “those eyes”, and other songs like that. And there coming from his suit.

you see, jaybin had attached one of those tiny speakers that uses what ever you attache it to as an amplifier to Bruce’s belt.

Bruce starts frantically searching his person for the source of the music, then he hears a noise above him. He looks up. And catwoman’s head is sticking out the window of the jewelry store. He obviously freezes and sort of just stares at her while the music is still playing.

Selina just shakes her head and returns to her heist so she can finish up before Bruce gets ahold of himself.

Bruce eventually finds the speaker and is so embarrassed he almost forgets to stop Selina’s robbery.

on a nearby rooftop Jason curses as his plan a fail again

[justyourlocalgothamite]

So, we all know and love Brucie Wayne. The rich guy who will get eaten in an entirely different way when the poor rise up. And we all know that his kids will shut off any and all non-bat related electronics when another shirtless pic of Bruce goes viral because that’s their dad.

BUT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED. Same concept, but it’s Alfred and Bruce.

*(some twitter thread on how hot Bruce is)* User #1: okay, Brucie is hot, but have y’all seen his sexy ass British butler???

User #2: you mean the old guy??

user #1: I mean the sexy ass old guy

user #3: I am so glad someone else noticed!!😭 i thought I was the only one😭😭 the man is a dilf

User #2: I think you mean gilf. That man has been around since before Brucie trauma.

User #4: hold up, guys, I just looked it up. He freaking searched it the British Royale military.

User #1: have you guys heard him speak??? He was on an interview with Brucie when Brucie was about fifteen. His accent is so fucking attractive

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when Bruce finds this, he silently goes to Babs, who is already deleting any and all mention of the thread off the face of the planet. No one tells Alfred. Everyone is traumatized.

[justyourlocalgothamite]

same as my last post, this is inspired be @gothamite-rambler

robin!jason, bouncing around: gimme sirens and a cyclops, gimme giants and a hydra, I know life and fate are scary but I wanna be legendary! bruce, a tired dad: jaylad please-!

robin!jayson, ignoring Bruce: I’ll fight the harpies and chimera, the miniature even Cerberus! I know life and fate are scary but I wanna be (cue a YouTube short worthy edit of Jason aging with each ‘la’ till he’s twenty something or whatever his current age is) le-le-le-le-legendary!

Bruce, still a tired dad, just with more kids: it’s been ten years Jason!

Jason, being dramatic about not being the youngest: there are strangers in our halls

Bruce: there your siblings!

Jason: trying win affection from my dad but he’s emotionally repressed

Bruce: wha-Hey! That’s mean!

Jason, holding Damian by the scruff of his necklike a cat: there’s like a hundred and eight new kids! why are they so small?

Damian, very offended and well versed in the odyssey how dare you refer to me as small Todd, I will go full act 2 Odysseus on you!

Bruce: Jason please stop

Jason, in his own world, just belting his heart out: they keep taking space and yet i love them all!

Bruce:I-well that’s actually really sweat. Can’t even say anything to that

Jason, giving major main character energy: but I refuse to admit it, cause im emotionally repressed toooo

Bruce: I feel like we need to talk about that

Jason, Lowk venting by singing: so I push all the feelings way deep down!

Bruce: is this what I was like for Alfred? Good god.

Jason: somebody help me, come and give a sign! If I fight these monsters, will you love me!!

Bruce, a teary eyed mess: jaybird I already love you, please stop making me cry.

[justyourlocalgothamite]

this is inspired by ‘Gothamite-rambler’ please look at her stuff

Bruce, walking through an ally, trying to come up with a plan to find dick after he was captured by ivy and had to lecture Damián on a roof top about not killing

Jason(who is very worried about his older brother):(from somewhere up above, sarcastically) I must say, what a brilliant speech you gave

Bruce:(looking around suspiciously) who goes there- WAIT NO NO NO, I DIDNT MEAN THAT-

Jason: just a guy who can help you save your man

Bruce: oh my god stoooooop

Jason: a foe like ivy’s not to be messed with,

Bruce:(who hasn’t stopped hearing epic songs for a week) I’ve literally fought her thousands of times alone

Jason:(hopping off a fire escape above and landing in shadows)You want to beat her? You’ll need the blessing of a certain god.

Bruce: no innuendo there? No? Ok

Jason:divine intervention, someone who’s not afraid to..*stepping out of the shadows, twirling a gun in his hands* use a gun

Bruce: JASON NO