same as my last post, this is inspired be @gothamite-rambler
robin!jason, bouncing around: gimme sirens and a cyclops, gimme giants and a hydra, I know life and fate are scary but I wanna be legendary!
bruce, a tired dad: jaylad please-!
robin!jayson, ignoring Bruce: I’ll fight the harpies and chimera, the miniature even Cerberus! I know life and fate are scary but I wanna be (cue a YouTube short worthy edit of Jason aging with each ‘la’ till he’s twenty something or whatever his current age is) le-le-le-le-legendary!
Bruce, still a tired dad, just with more kids: it’s been ten years Jason!
Jason, being dramatic about not being the youngest: there are strangers in our halls
Bruce: there your siblings!
Jason: trying win affection from my dad but he’s emotionally repressed
Bruce: wha-Hey! That’s mean!
Jason, holding Damian by the scruff of his necklike a cat: there’s like a hundred and eight new kids! why are they so small?
Damian, very offended and well versed in the odyssey how dare you refer to me as small Todd, I will go full act 2 Odysseus on you!
Jason, in his own world, just belting his heart out: they keep taking space and yet i love them all!
Bruce:I-well that’s actually really sweat. Can’t even say anything to that
Jason, giving major main character energy: but I refuse to admit it, cause im emotionally repressed toooo
Bruce: I feel like we need to talk about that
Jason, Lowk venting by singing: so I push all the feelings way deep down!
Bruce: is this what I was like for Alfred? Good god.
Jason: somebody help me, come and give a sign! If I fight these monsters, will you love me!!
Bruce, a teary eyed mess: jaybird I already love you, please stop making me cry.