[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[psychotic-gerard]

i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.

[orchidvioletindigo]

There's a disconnect happening here because the primary function of social media for most casual users is to form a circle of friends around the usual things that friendships are built on: shared interests and lifestyles and ideas of what is important and what is unacceptable. When people are mainly doing leftism on social media, this encourages thinking of leftism as centered around establishing high-minded social clubs.

For anyone who still isn't getting it from someone who helps people IRL: There's a difference between whom you're helping to feed at the mealshare and whom you're choosing to hang out with for fun after the mealshare. You don't have to invite a hungry person with opinions you don't like to play board games with you, but you do have to help keep them from starving if you're serious about leftist organizing.

[trials-era-sam]

[snoozedraws]

she's my character so i get to draw her like this sometimes

[eggnogo]

posted the wrong version oops

[bgm05]

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

[jacobtheloofah]

in a similar vein:

british game dev in the 90's: hey dude can you make some music for our game about a little red cartoon dude in a colorful world who can throw his body parts around

guy who's about to make shigeru miyamoto question whether this guy's music is actually coming out of the snes sound card: yeah okay

[musicmoreweirdthangood]

American game producer in the 90s: hey we’re making a shitty game where kids can enter to win about $100 worth of prizes, can somebody slap some music together so we can hurry up and grab a few hundred thousand kids’ allowances

Tim Follin about to make the NES sound chip sweat like a hooker in church in August: yeah okay

[iratusmagus]

My friend amd I share this back and forth every couple of months, just so we don't forget it exsists.

And to continue that legend of Tim Follin

What is up with random music just being the slickest shit ever?

[lesiasmadness]

The moment i opened these on youtube, this popped up in the related search results and yea i think i got the message

[lunaticobscurity]

"we need some background music for a shooting game on a niche computer. probably a couple of hundred people will ever play this game at most, so don't worry about it too much"

"okay here's a track that will make you weep tears of nostalgia for your past life in a lost realm thousands of years ago"

[sprongulous-the-frungular]

Japanese devs: "Hey, we got this cool jets game? Uhhh... You think you can whip up some neat background music so it doesn't get boring?"

The man who's about to make you feel the pride and anguish of the war vet who lived while his brothers died like Gods to save the world: "Yeah, sure, lemme just grab my choir."

[b0tster]

im honestly shocked it took this long for nmkart to get review bombed lmao

[b0tster]

the review bomb turnout was so paltry that it didnt even trip steams automated review bomb sensors. they couldnt even drop the 'recent' score by 20% and the 'all time' score by 2% lmao

[b0tster]

[b0tster]

holy fucking shit lol

[crisiskode]

For the uninformed here is the sequence of events:

Op made nightmare kart which is a legally distinct bloodborne version of mario kart.

Some random fucksticks hosted a “anti woke” game awards involving people who werent even aware they were part of the “game awards”.

Nightmare kart wins first place at this award show. Op finds this out and posts it on bluesky finding it hilarious since shes trans.

Op adds a screen to the start up of the game so the first thing you see upon boot is a trans flag to further rub it in

Sweaty incel gamers who previously were happy about the anti woke game are now furious because they enjoyed something made by a trans woman

They attempt to go and review bomb the game in retaliation but because of the bluesky post theres so many positive reviews on the game (also bc its just a good game with good reviews) that they couldnt even effect if much and on top of that this whole situation has just made the game even more popular via word of mouth.

Trans rights baybee

[sugarsaltreading]

untitled comic by Sal Jiang (source)

[charl0ttan]

hey man do you have anything i can swear blind loyalty to

[pukicho]

Go touch some grass. Not hating, grass is just fun to roll around in. I'm right.

I'm allergic to grass. What God does that to his own invention?

[what-even-is-thiss]

anon hate

Witty response

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elaboration on your response so I feel justified in bringing this screenshot into the conversation

[hyacinthusheretic]

Statment referring to how this should not be a tag

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Deep, thoughtful quote

[bigmickswingin]

batshit misinterpretation of the entire exchange

[four-predatory-lesbians]

unnecessary addition several months later

[hellsitegenetics]

gimmick blog addition

[byecolonizer]

thisssssssssssssssss

[s-u-i-c-i-d-e---k-i-t-t-e-n]

don’t forget white Cishet girls who think they’re “woke”

[queerpyracy]

thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

[dsmsix]

parents

[jcksonmaine-archive-deactivated]

[dovewithscales]

Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.

[bathroomcube]

the more i try to explain gender to cis people the more i understand plato's allegory of a cave

[bathroomcube]

plato: the shadows are like a surface level understanding and coming out of the cave and seeing the actual objects is what being a philosopher is like

me: this is stupid and pretentious

cis person: girl is when pink and flower and boy is when blue and guns

me: oh no theyre still in the cave

[charlesoberonn]

Me: Okay, mom, love you! Bye!

Stock Broker standing next to me: Buy?

The entirety of wall street: Buy? Buy? Buy! Buy! Buy! Buybuybuybuy…

Economy: *collapses*

[invisibleoctopus]

3 MONTHS AGO CHARLES?

[charlesoberonn]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[magiccazza]

[lipstickfaerie-blog]

“damn daniel” ceased to be a meme as soon as he appeared on ellen ….. the memes are for the proletariat and ellen is not the proletariat.

……… down with the memegeoise.