This Tumblr Account Got Me Evicted

I am a satiric transfem fueled by spite and Dr.Pepper. Age: 20, Pronouns: She/They, Orientation: a problem for another day

[littlebigconfessions]

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[segamascott]

[sexchangedotcom]

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

[jwest2011]

My wonderful child who i will name some kindof object

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[jwest2011]

The hell do you want me to do about it??

[palutonium]

[bughornstudio]

hey do yall take tap?

(I place a faucet on the counter, waiting to check out)

um

[jwest2011]

Answer the question $7.25/hr

[jwest2011]

Oh cool the dread is fading

[jwest2011]

Watch trigun, its so fucking good just please watch it, I dont care which one just watch trigin.

[jwest2011]

Facism sucks but the jokes are really funny.

[jwest2011]

Why mister train conductor, why must you alert the whole town to thine presence

[jwest2011]

I sleep on a japanese futon bed. Its fine.

[jwest2011]

I need a box of ritz crackers and some spray cheese, thats my whole day right there.

[jwest2011]

Door hinges

[jwest2011]

Mario aint got shit on me, I could jum

[jwest2011]

Excuse me a moment, i need to get something out of my system.