JUICY JWST LORE!! (nOT CLICKBAIT!!)

tHIS TABLOID BLOG IS COMPLETE GENUINE ON YOUR BELOVED JWST!!! COME HERE FOR THE LATEST NEWS AND. gGOSSIP ON THIS HHHHHHOT DSCP CELEBRITY!!!!! XD

[jwst-beekeep]

DID YOU KNOW:

𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝗲𝗱. 𝗕𝗮𝗱𝗹𝘆.

FIND OUT MORE....

.next uhhhh... century or some shit idk i dont work here what you want me to say bro

[jwst-beekeep]

DID YOU KNOW!!!!

This spacecraft fears no god.

FIND OUT MORE...

next year .

[jwst-beekeep]

Happy Valentines Day, from this silly tabloid to you!

To celebrate, I made a card! Feel free to share with your space buddies and pals!

[jwst-beekeep]

attention ~~

qDID YOU KNOW:

james webb space telescope confirms that

"Yes, I totally love sports and know a ton of cool sports stuff, my good fellas!"

Someone should get them in contact with JUICE!! 😳😳👀

find out more!!!!

next week~~

[jwst-beekeep]

ATTENTION

I believe I saw a man... orbiting Earth... could it have been DB-...? no, no there's no way....

come by for more observations!!!!

... next week <3

[jwst-beekeep]

bonjour.

nyames mwebb.

SPACE TELESCOPE!!

dont. forget it

Find out more....

NEXT week.

[marinerinthestars]

i mean this in the nicest way possible but anyone get spamton vibes from jwst beekeep

[jwst-beekeep]

Listen here, you chicken-fried fu- AAAAND THAT'S ENOUGH FROM ALEXA today besties!!! Time for powerdown!

We'll be back next! Week!!

[jwst-beekeep]

heyyyy besties

did you know that:

the James Wibble Space Telescope can see bees. ON THE MOON???

neither did i.

FIND OUT MORE!!!

Next Week.?

[jwst-beekeep]

GOOD MORNAFTERNevening BLOGGERS

DID YOU KNOW?

FIND OUT MORE.

next week <3

[jwst-beekeep]

DID YOU KNOW!!

Webb's launchday was just two days ago. I missed it. What kind of fan am I.

FIND OUT MORE....

next week.

[jwst-beekeep]

HELLO INTERNET

welcome to BLOG

Did you know. THAT:

egg.

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT NEXT week.

[jwst-beekeep]

attention fellow followers...

Did YOU!! know.

That Webb often considers changing their name to James?

SCANDALOUS

find out moray!!!

NEXT WEEK

[jwst-beekeep]

kitty time.

pspspps. cmere. pspspspsp

orange gato get. Yes YESS

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now go get your kibble you goof

[jwst-beekeep]

ADVERTENCIA

DID YOU!!!! know.

That Webb has never Ever said

fuck.

NEITHER DID I!!! SHOCKING

Find out more next week!!!!

[jwst-beekeep]

ATTENTION.

ñames webb space telescope.

FIND OUT MORE NEXT WEEK!!!

[jwst-beekeep]

oh god oh god oh god

[jwst-beekeep]

Oh god