School Quotes

Basically people in my school make stupid comments. Whether they intend them to be stupid is a different matter. I do accept submissions and feel free to ask me a question. Instagram

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I love hyrogloofics - Mrs T

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Netflix and chill is one ‘d’ away from Netflix and child.

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What does LGBT stand for? Lesbians, gays and straights?

Anonymous

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*singing* Nobody told me I was gonna be this gay *clap clap clap clap*

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*talking about people who order healthy food when they get take out* P1: I have diabetes for the last 50 years, I'm not going to stop now! *people nearby laugh* Teacher chips in: well you gotta die of something

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Orgies are like lasagna, you can get beefy ones

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It's too dark to know that I'm giving her dirty looks

Anonymous

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I can't lose weight because I'm a corpse

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P1: Were you trying to get with his sister? P2: no I already have a sister

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Do penguins have knees?

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I was eating my sandwich and I went to myself "the crust is pretty dry, kind of like her hands"

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P1: so he knows that they like him? P2: yes P1: so that's why they were angry P2: well hopefully they can stay together and they can Netflix and chill with the new condoms he has...maybe that's why he has condoms in his bag, because he did find out a week ago👌👌👌

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*doesn't hear conversation* Ends up laughing at dead dog

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You know my name not my story but you know my body because I'm a man whore

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Knock knock bitch it's me

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It's nice when gingers swim

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If our whole friend group can give her money then she can buy one sock from urban outfitters

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