the signs as fucking food
Aries: raw fucking steak
Taurus: all of it. All food. ALL FUCKING IT.
Gemini: floppy fucking noodles
Cancer: home cooked meals fuckin betty crocker
Leo: chips and salty ass fuckin salsa
Virgo: chicken cut up into liTTLE PERFECT FUCKIN SQUARES
Libra: fruit salad with fucking wild berries BITCH
Scorpio: ur soul
Sagittarius: spagetti and meatballs with fucking garlic bread
Capricorn: coffee and a buttered fuCKING MUFfin
Aquarius:
cold fucking pizza
Pisces: freshly warm banana fuckin NUT bread














