Random TV Quote Starters || Bones, part III
“They must have been very proud until we seized your award and then arrested you for murder.”
“Well, you’re a stronger man/woman/person than I am.”
“Making you look bad is one the things that keeps me going.”
“She was a better person for having known you. So am I.”
“Three cheers for incompetence and faulty equipment.”
“Uh, a grown woman obsessed with a giant orange phallic symbol. Yeah, I’m comfortable calling her crazy.”
“We’re here to inform you that your [sibling] has been murdered and that corn is not a vegetable.”
“I’ve seen this movie. It doesn’t end well for humanity.”
“If you disappoint me, I will dismiss you.”
“How Cuban of you. She is fiery.”
“Yes. Be careful, we’ve all been burned.”
“Okay. You’re saying that Jesus and Superman are the same?”
“Jesus walks on water, Superman flies. No different.”
“That’s sexist. Nowadays a girl in her twenties can be just as much a mobster as a guy.”
“Wonderful how far we’ve come.”
“So, you’re saying I’m the lead on the case.”
“No, I’m saying you’re the chess nerd on the case.”
“Lead chess nerd. Good enough for me.”
“You know, in Canada we have a saying, Wait your turn. If you are truly deserving, an honor will eventually come to you.”
“That’s why I don’t live in Canada.”
“What are you writing now?”
“Just an observation that Americans are heuristic and Canadians must deal with this challenge in future cooperative ventures.”
“I don’t think we need bones to let us know the victim was a male.”
“We don’t have any other way, [name].”
“That mangled piece of meat is his…?”
“What should I say to him?”
“Oh, I don’t know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.“
“She stole my identity, she doesn’t get my soul, too.”
“If you think about it, identity theft is another kind of murder.”
“[Name] is really lucky that she’s/he’s/they’re my friend or I would totally make a move on you.”
“Great. I really don’t know how to respond to that where I come out looking like a good guy.”
“Why are you so horrible?”
“I’m not. I’m that first sip of a fine wine that you have not yet learned to appreciate.”
“That’s a tasty little nugget of obesity.”
“Your need for attention is exhausting.“
"Murder is bad enough, but soccer? That’s anti-American.”
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