Sone for life

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FRIENDLY RIVALRY | Episodes 6 & 7

[kineticpenguin]

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

[tevruden]

Very ADHD

[vet-nrse-studys]

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[yennciri]

going back to work after three days of lying on the couch can be very traumatic

[benjinoff13]

[mewvore]

[kinkadinkyy-deactivated20251129]

the squad + being protective of children

[kiandra-layne]

#me, but make it spongebob

[sjowgren-deactivated20240728]

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

[funnytwittertweets]

[yes-i-love-dreaming]

[ginger-ale-official]

Could whoever hurt this lamb’s feelings please come forward so I can beat your ass

[xwtfam-i-doing-herex-deactivate]

🌞🌸Have a great day or night🌸🌞

[adeles]

#everyday mood

[adeles]

#me af  

[tohellwiththeceremony-deactivat]

[ladydimitrescuu]

HATE TO SEE HER GO BUT LOVE TO WATCH HER LEAVE AM I RIGHT—

[adrasteiax]

“You smell of death. Everything about you is an endless goodbye.”

— Nikita Gill, from Demeter To Hades (A Mother’s Fury) in “Great Goddesses: Life Lessons From Myths And Monsters”

[halfgayfullgayconsequences]

Man you couldn’t do shit in the 70s without being serial killed

[princezukoarchive]

Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005 - 2008)

While it is always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing