feed me and tell me im pretty

Michelle, 37, she/her call me Stacy McGill the way my two main personality traits are having diabetes and being from New York. Crocheter. Lesbian. Feminist. Free Palestine, Terfs can fuck off. If you need me to tag things, please don't ever hesitate to send me an ask

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[excitedrainbow]

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[yomikoreadsbooks]

Ladies, let’s not fight- we can have more than one friend after all…

[galaxywarp]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[setulose]

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

[setulose]

Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission

[setulose]

HUGE NEWS

[det395]

[misa-chu]

Wait actually we should do this. Theres a serious blood shortage in the US(and canada iirc) right now

[the-real-seebs]

there is! reminder that eligibility is less stupid than it used to be and blood donation is a good thing to do most of the time. especially o-negative people.

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[eatmoresoups]

damian and talia being people who always move forwards and bruce and ra’s being people who often get stuck on the worst days of their lives. much to think about

[sparrows4bats]

It's such an interesting thing about them. Damian is always progressing, always changing whilst Bruce will never leave that alley and ras will never leave that cage.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[creatingblackcharacters]

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[undeadcorvid]

I know y'all are all waiting on Schrödinger's McConnell but can we get a crab rave for Ann Widdecombe, an absolute GHOUL of a woman who I'm glad to hear has finally croaked. She will not be missed, the racist, misogynistic, queerphobic bag of bones who I will always remember for refusing to be health secretary 'so long as that included responsibility for giving abortions' and comparing a book denying climate change to the Nazi book burnings (she seems ignorant of the fact the Nazi's burned Jewish, queer, and communist literature because they agreed with her stances on them. RIP you ghoul, you would have applauded the raid and destruction of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaff)