fucking killing people !!!!! @k1ll3rwail - Tumblr Blog

I've got like 15 psychonauts drawings I need to post and instead im prioritizing posting these stupid memes at 3 in the morning

#each one killed me. thank you

kippwire

the idol groups if they were just splatoon 1 splatbands instead

#OH so chill #inspo

nephilimbrute

back upppp bro omfg

#giiiiiirl (they) why are you so scary. Ah!!!! scared

itsmebeff

meow fuck out the way

#the fucking dude i like so much my fella my fella

aless-was-here

He’s fun to draw, ok?

viyojo

From memory, with love

soda-vendz

been a little busy but all i gotta do is the bg now (we’re gonna ignore the quality i just screenshotted)

#inspo #FUCKING beautiful

fairyrogue

some niche splatoon social media / squid research lab lore:

after splatoon 1’s story ended with its final splatfest, the SRL tumblr started posting about callie being missing, including a series of short stories about the squid sisters. these posts culminated in a story mode trailer for splatoon 2 with the following caption:

they did not anticipate that everyone would assume callie was DEAD. she lost the final splatfest and it LITERALLY KILLED HER.

the fandom began to lose their minds. it was absolute chaos. for a time, the phrase “but where’s Callie?” became a sleeper agent trigger word for anxious callie stans assuming the worst about their favorite girliepop. eventually Nintendo of America confirmed that she was indeed going to appear in the next game, which finally laid the “callie is DEAD” theories to rest.

fast forward to end-of-year 2019, when Nintendo of America took over for splatoon’s socials while SRL transitioned away from tumblr (temporarily). splatoon 2’s final splatfest was a loss for marina, which historically does not end well for the idol on the losing team, and the fandom was still on high alert from The Callie Incident. on their official instagram, NoA posted the following photo:

I think you see where this is going.

mass panic descended as splatoon 1 oldheads awakened en masse, activated by the forbidden phrase. assumptions were made. theories were crafted. people were sure that marina would end up being the antagonist of splatoon 3… or maybe she was DEAD.

as it turns out, she was the one taking the photo. a separate angle of the picture was posted on their facebook the next day, revealing that it was, in fact, their yearly “happy holidays” post from the dev team.

this is, in my opinion, one of the absolute funniest things the splatoon team has ever done. the specific wording they used was a laser-guided attack on the small percentage of people who lived through the “but where’s Callie?” days of yore, and the pandemonium it caused was 100% calculated.

#god i love splatoon i love everything about splatoon #hyperbole hyperbole i know there are things to hate #but. god. how cute

petersartstuff

DISCORD IS IMPLEMENTING GLOBAL AGE VERIFICATION REQUIREMENTS. GO YELL AT THEM ABOUT IT.

Source: Discord's official statement

Ethical problems of surveillance aside, Discord cannot be trusted with your information. There was already a data breach of 70,000 users' government IDs in October of 2025.

The support email listed on Discord's website for contact does not work. Instead, flood their system via submitting support requests via this form.

Discord also has an account on X, so if you have an account you can go put them on blast over there.

Public outrage over decisions like this does work. Make your voices heard.

storybookhawke

Consider cancelling your nitro subscription TODAY. You can always get it back later if they walk their decision back, but protesting with your wallet is the best way, in addition to the support form.

In October, hackers stole the identities (photos, IDs, billing addresses, first and last names, and other sensitive information) from one of Discord's age verifiers. It can and will happen again.