Be gay, abandon your soulmate

Kalipso | She\ Her

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[caspercapita]

Hey does anyone want tmagp matching jonmartin I mean chorris profile pictures? No? Too late! They exist now! (Idk if someone's already done this but y'know. Here)

If for whatever reason something posseses you to use one of these then just credit me (shelltune on tumblr)!

[lockuster]

fanart of some big receptionist that stumbles over every word and some bookish guy who has city miles

[parsleysaauce]

Pov you are Sam watching your “text to speech” voices flirt with each other while you’re trying to work

[hummise]

theyre doing great

[tmin-n]

monster-ish jon bc i'm obsessed

[the-southern-cereal-king]

Sometimes I have to play a fun little game of “Is this fanart of Jesus Christ (bible), Odysseus(Greek), or Jonathon Sims(The Magnus Archives)?”

[friccahacked]

it is an absolute TRAVESTY that jon did not witness Double Martin. so i fixed that

[astridianmayfly]

tma influencer au where Jon microdoses on trauma by approaching randos on the street with a mini microphone and asking them how much they pay for rent in London

[maiamars]

"he asked for no pickles"

[lurrlonde]

mw2 doodle dump

[chiiswizz]

I think they would be this kind of parents...

[mibgl]

PRICE! WHERE THEFUCK ARE WE?! with bri'ish accent

[antomatkoen]

soap and his petnames…smh.

[yooo-lets-go]

soap simp folder THIS, soap simp folder THAT, the question IS: does Ghost take photos??

He does

[mibgl]

The Man Inside

"Aren't you afraid I'll eat you?"

"I'm afraid of leaving you hungry."

[rusticfurnace]

domestic ghoap. again. (posted this on twitter last month)