[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

After 10 years of unsucessful lab experiments, scientists have reportedly synthesised the first ever patience to actually be rewarded.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man but youd write it "Will Smith, You & I"

[queenslandrail]

outside

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

what country do you think would be the first to host an opening of something called the "Faggot Museum"?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hearing someone rattling their keys about to open their front door and it sounds like they got 50 fucking keys on the chain

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

remember when we used to post about shit like Space Chimps? and it was funny?

[fadell-aldany]

While everyone is watching the World Cup matches, I am watching these fires and destruction in reality as shown in the picture, and worse than that, I am now lying on a hospital bed, injured and burdened with illness, and my situation is very difficult

[fadell-aldany]

I suffer from severe anemia and constant nausea. I also experience frequent fainting spells because I cannot afford my essential medications due to their exorbitant price and my financial hardship, Our situation in Gaza is well-known, and my health is deteriorating daily. Please stand by us ,I need your support to be able to purchase my medication and survive. I hope you will not ignore my current plight.

[fadell-aldany]

My health is deteriorating rapidly, and I can barely write this letter to tell you that I desperately need your help. Please stand by me so I can buy my medication as soon as possible and travel for my surgery. Please stand by me.

[fadell-aldany]

I need your help to stop my pain and save myself as quickly as possible. Please, I don't want to die. Please stand by me to raise the m0ney for my medication and surgery as soon as possible. Please stand by me.

[funeralcity]

toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

oh for real?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

500 guys burger & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I can tell you don’t have one

whatever it is i actually have three

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

for sale: baby shoes, not good at all, perhaps for a baby you dont like very much

[muteddaydreams]

it’s get a bag tuesday y’all

[giftofgabber]

Gonna get bullied by the Scraps girls I’ve gone soft and started using KY jelly on my dumpster clit

[tsarina-anadyomene]

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.