[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I dont get why people have such a problem with smoking mirrors. i do it all the time

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

After 10 years of unsucessful lab experiments, scientists have reportedly synthesised the first ever patience to actually be rewarded.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man but youd write it "Will Smith, You & I"

[queenslandrail]

outside

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

what country do you think would be the first to host an opening of something called the "Faggot Museum"?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hearing someone rattling their keys about to open their front door and it sounds like they got 50 fucking keys on the chain

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

remember when we used to post about shit like Space Chimps? and it was funny?

[fadell-aldany]

While everyone is watching the World Cup matches, I am watching these fires and destruction in reality as shown in the picture, and worse than that, I am now lying on a hospital bed, injured and burdened with illness, and my situation is very difficult

[fadell-aldany]

I suffer from severe anemia and constant nausea. I also experience frequent fainting spells because I cannot afford my essential medications due to their exorbitant price and my financial hardship, Our situation in Gaza is well-known, and my health is deteriorating daily. Please stand by us ,I need your support to be able to purchase my medication and survive. I hope you will not ignore my current plight.

[fadell-aldany]

My health is deteriorating rapidly, and I can barely write this letter to tell you that I desperately need your help. Please stand by me so I can buy my medication as soon as possible and travel for my surgery. Please stand by me.

[fadell-aldany]

I need your help to stop my pain and save myself as quickly as possible. Please, I don't want to die. Please stand by me to raise the m0ney for my medication and surgery as soon as possible. Please stand by me.

[funeralcity]

toby “nippon” fox has used foul homestuckian tricknology refined for years in hussies secret evil underground dojo to make women i know want to fuck barney the dinosaur

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

oh for real?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

500 guys burger & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries & fries

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I can tell you don’t have one

whatever it is i actually have three

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

for sale: baby shoes, not good at all, perhaps for a baby you dont like very much

[muteddaydreams]

it’s get a bag tuesday y’all

[giftofgabber]

Gonna get bullied by the Scraps girls I’ve gone soft and started using KY jelly on my dumpster clit