Ask KAEDE Smith

I'm Kaede Smith. My interests include makeup, tea, and japanese politics. You can ask me things, if you'd like, and I'll get a reply to you as soon as I can. I might even be nice.

[kaede-smith]

"メリークリスマス"-- Coyote

...I'm not wearing this. Just so you know.

[kaede-smith]

"You going to drink this, cup lady?"-- Dan

...Looks cheap, but I'll give it a try.

[askconsmith]

merry christmas merry xmas Killer7!!

I drew all of us together!!

[kaede-smith]

<3 You're pretty good, for a blind kid. 

[kaede-smith]

Thanks, Chief. I get real run down after the holidays-- Maybe it's time to recuperate a little.

[kaede-smith]

So, the holidays have come and gone at last. I’m going to go lock myself up in my room for the next week or so, now. Merry Christmas.

[ask-dansmith-deactivated2015051]

Woah, watch it with that thing, Red.

Cripes, what’s a man got to do around here to enjoy his childhood?

[askgarciansmith-blog]

Dan, stop laying down on the couch and make room for everyone else.

[kaede-smith]

Yeah, asshole, move over and make room for me. <3

[kaede-smith]

I'm just going to make this a text post, as I'm wrapping presents, with Mizaru's help... They all push it off on me, since women are supposed to be good at that sort of thing. Bullshit, these look like a train ran over them. I got my Christmas shopping done at the last minute this year. Let it be known that Mask de Smith is obscenely hard to shop for--He says he doesn't want anything but our company, amigos, that's the REAL spirit of the holiday. Bullshit, you can't be the only person we don't shop for, especially if you're getting things for us. It doesn't work that way.

Inevitably, he caves after a month of all six of us asking him what he wants, and finally coughs up a list of assorted small vagueries. Fucking clockwork. Every year.

We usually celebrate Christmas at Chief's place, and have a small christmas dinner (usually cooked by Dan-- and if you think Dan Smith is scary when he's killing, you don't want to see him when he's trying to concentrate on cooking dinner.) Chief gets really into the holiday spirit, and has us decorate the place every year. We usually play music and shit, too. (Which I don't mind, since you really only hear Christmas music once a year-- And also because you can pry the Judy Collins Christmas album out of my cold, dead hands, thank you very much) Other than that, I've been mostly trying to corner Dan with the mistletoe. Coyote, I guess, is a decent enough consolation prize, though. <3

[askcoyotesmith]

“I mean, if you ever used me more often than just a little lock pick here and a jump there I wouldn’t be wastin’ my time with the keys and babysittin’ some dumb kid.”

[askgarciansmith-blog]

I’m sure there are more productive things you could be doing than chatting over the internet.

Like helping me decorate the trailer, for example.

[kaede-smith]

See, I told you the tights weren't such a bad option.

[kaede-smith]

...To be honest, I'm not the dating type. I'm a career-oriented girl, you see.

But to answer your question, Coyote is more likely, mostly because Dan doesn't want much to do with me.

[kaede-smith]

Sure hope you fucks like my gunshot wounds.

[kaede-smith]

Yeah, I'm locked out of my room. Mind giving me a hand?

[kaede-smith]

L-Lots of people notice... Sometimes...

[kaede-smith]

OOC note

(Thanks for bearing with me through finals, guys-- it's almost over, though, I promise! Updates will resume within a week.

-Ran)

[kaede-smith]

for dan's birthday bake him cookies with your period blood #datingadvice

I love the internet.

[kaede-smith]

how in the world do you run barefoot on all kind of surfaces? it looks painful

Walking around barefoot is normally a lot less painful than the shoes I put on that morning.

[kaede-smith]

Bake a cake and share it with your roommates!

That's a cute joke.

[kaede-smith]

Oh my hello KAEDE Smith I like your makeup you're so beautiful!!

Now you're laying it on a little thick, internet.