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So if you want your other half to stop being mad at you, and they are dramatic, play Scar’s song from the Lion King. The one where there’s green flames and the Hyenas are singing with him, works every time. On me.

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Me: is me

W: is my husband

We were walking past Payless to get to Walmart

ME: w can we go to Payless??

W: No.

Me: you just ruined the best part of life.

W: You don’t even wear shoes.

I look down at my ravenclaw slippers

Me: slippers are in the shoe family.

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Husband: wow that’s the loudest you’ve ever screamed!

Me: Because you almost killed us!! T.T

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The more I watch Trolls the movies the more I believe it is pushing the vegan agenda

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Yo so let’s talk about my main bitch, Bridget from Trolls. This young Burgin was about to take the rap and agree that she ate all the Trolls so these guys could live in peace. That’s brave as shit.

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Procrastinating but somehow getting A’s always leaves me scrambling to get everything done Sunday

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Strawberry cheesecake cookies

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I’m not sure if other woman realize the greatness of penis jokes. I tell my husband them all the time and he’s always flattered. I love making him flattered it’s the best time ever.

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I am a 90’s kid, recently my husband told me I’m almost 30 and I’ve never felt so attacked??