there's an art to life's distractions

[samanthaangel]

*chanting* more boxer Brendon Urie, more boxer Brendon Urie..

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ashestoashesjc]

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

[animatedtext]

[6exts]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

in a threesome with anxiety and depression

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

And boy am I getting fucked hard

[mylittleapricot]

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

[randomsplashes]

[localstarboy]

Visual representation of over thinking

[memewhore]

[frevin]

i went to the aquarium the other day and this middle aged woman touching the sting rays kept saying they feel like pasta

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[frikiskrew]

Audio On

[xxincendiary-deactivated2017030]

Girls who wear cute underwear specifically for you deserve to be eaten out like they’re your last meal on death row

[hohoehoes]

come into bed and listen to the rain with me