YOUR WRITER'S INTRODUCTION (Please Read for Requests and Inquiries)
Hello to you my wonderful Kween! I identify as your jester. (Yes, Im your slave. You dont have a choice)
So to properly introduce myself, I'm Kaku, just casually writing for my faves (and yours bcs my kween demands it). She/her. INTP. Unhinged Comedian. Im also Filipino so yes, Im derranged, it's a bundle.
FOR REQUEST CONCERNS:
I cant accept requests (for now), but as of the moment, you can just ask me things or tell me stuff that I shouldn't know about.
I can only confidently write for Twisted Wonderland, with the following characters: Ace, Deuce, Grim, Azul, Leona, Jamil, Jade, Floyd, Jack, Epel, Riddle, Vil, Rook, and Idia ranked respectively. (Not necessarily meaning you can't request for the others unmentioned.)
Why limited characters? Cause dang, I cant embody their personality yet or its probably because some of those characters typically use flamboyant words and would you look at my range of vocabulary. It looks like how thick a mythology book should be if Zeus learned how to- you know what? F*ck it we ball.
Also, when you have a pending request you can look down to 'Requests in Progress'. You'll see the number of requests and the date of the latest request so you can figure out which is yours.
Oh and I cant write smut (yet :)) but I would. I just know I would. Don't ask me when though. Hun, if you request a smut when I'm in the mood, try it, who knows what'll happen next?
And sorry to beat ya guys down but I cant write for Male!reader, although I can keep it GN!reader if not Female!reader.
AND PLEASE IM SORRY I CANT WRITE FOR KIDS EVEN THOUGH ITS A KID!READER, I JUST CANT. I mean sure, maybe I look like a pedo BUT PLEASE I AM NOT.
REQUESTS IN PROGRESS:
2 Request/s in Inbox (Latest: Jan. 19, 2026)
FOR POSTING SCHEDULES:
I don't really follow a specific schedule, I write when my motivation strikes me. Also PLEASE UNDERSTAND that I am a college student taking Engineering and what fate does befall a college student? HGBEJKS, yes, that. So please don't be surprised if I post less or post more in a week.
But yeah! Read well kweenn!
IMPORTANT
SLOW POSTING. I'm back in school 😔 It's my era to be your forgotten slave.
Hopefully I can finish this quest of expanding my horizons just to write for other characters and 2d universes lmao.
A/N: this was kinda inspired by the card in the banner teeheeheeeee I think I might have to start a tag list,,, sigh man wtv. @nobodysservant @rho-229
you first noticed something was wrong when you noticed azul leaving food unfinished. most people probably wouldn't have thought much of it. after all, he was a busy person. between managing the mostro lounge, keeping up with classes, and involving himself in whatever scheme happened to catch his interest that week, there were plenty of reasons for him to occasionally skip a meal or lose track of time.
the problem was that you'd known him long enough to recognize the difference between being busy and being bothered by something. over the past few weeks, there had been too many little moments that didn't quite sit right with you. sometimes you'd catch him staring at his reflection in a window before quickly looking away. other times he'd spend an unusually long time deciding what to order before settling on something much smaller than what he'd originally wanted. none of it was obvious enough for anyone else to notice, but once you did, it became impossible to ignore.
the opportunity to ask about it came one evening after closing time at the mostro lounge. most of the staff had already gone home, leaving the restaurant unusually quiet. you had stayed behind to keep azul company while he finished some paperwork, and eventually the two of you ended up sitting together at one of the tables near the back. a slice of cake sat untouched in front of him despite the fact that he'd ordered it nearly half an hour ago. every few minutes he would glance at it, hesitate, and then return to whatever he was pretending to focus on instead.
you watched the cycle repeat itself several times before finally setting your drink down. "azul, are you planning to eat that, or are you two engaged now?" the joke earned a small laugh, but it wasn't quite enough to hide the tired look that appeared on his face afterward. he adjusted his glasses and looked down at the table. "was i being that obvious?" "a little." "how unfortunate."
despite the words, there wasn't much annoyance behind them. if anything, he sounded resigned. for a while he simply sat there, tracing a finger along the edge of the plate while gathering his thoughts. when he finally spoke again, his voice was quieter than usual. "sometimes i think i've moved on from certain things, and then i realize that maybe i haven't.." you already knew what he meant before he said it. there were some subjects that followed azul no matter how much time passed. no amount of success could completely erase the memories of how people had treated him when he was younger, and no amount of confidence could entirely silence the insecurities those experiences left behind.
"you're thinking about the past again, aren't you?" he laughed softly, though there wasn't much humor in it. "is it truly that obvious?" "to me? yeah." for a moment he didn't answer. his gaze drifted toward the untouched cake before settling somewhere beyond it. "i know it's irrational," he admitted. "i know things are different now. objectively speaking, i understand that nobody sees me the way they used to. but every so often, i remember what it felt like, and suddenly all those old thoughts come back. it becomes difficult not to wonder whether people are simply being polite. whether they're seeing something entirely different than what i see."
he spoke calmly, but that only made it hurt more. there was no anger in his voice, no frustration, just a quiet honesty that he rarely allowed anyone to hear. it reminded you that despite all the confidence he projected, there was still a part of him carrying around wounds that had never fully healed. reaching across the table, you gently took his hand. he looked up immediately, surprised by the gesture, and you could see the confusion in his expression when your fingers intertwined with his. "azul, i'm going to tell you something, and i need you to actually listen." the slight suspicion that appeared on his face almost made you smile.
"that sounds ominous." "it isn't." "those are usually the words people say immediately before delivering ominous news." you rolled your eyes. "i love you." the response was so direct that it completely derailed whatever witty remark he'd been preparing. his mouth opened slightly before closing again, and for perhaps the first time all evening he seemed genuinely unsure of what to say. "i guess that wasn't ominous," he said eventually. "good." "unexpected, though." "also good." a reluctant smile tugged at the corner of his mouth. you squeezed his hand. "i love how passionate you are. i love how hard you work. i love how excited you get whenever one of your plans succeeds, even though you try to act all professional about it. i love how much you care about people, even when you pretend you don't. i love how determined you are and how willing you are to keep trying even after things go wrong."
the smile slowly faded into something softer as he listened. "and before you interrupt me," you continued, already noticing the way he inhaled to protest, "i also happen to think you're incredibly handsome." his ears immediately turned pink. "you're biased." "obviously." "then your opinion cannot be considered objective." "good thing i'm not writing a scientific report." this time his laugh was more genuine, and the sound made your heart flutter. it was one of your favorite things about him, the way his carefully maintained composure occasionally slipped when he was comfortable enough to be himself.
"azul," you said more gently, "you don't have to earn the right to enjoy things. you don't have to constantly punish yourself for who you used to be, and you definitely don't need to spend your life worrying about whether you're worthy of taking up space. i love you exactly as you are now. not some future version of you. not some perfect version of you. you." for a long moment he simply looked at you. there were no clever responses this time, no attempts to redirect the conversation or hide behind humor. he just sat there quietly, absorbing every word. you knew better than to expect years of insecurity to disappear overnight. healing didn't work that way. but as you watched some of the tension slowly leave his shoulders, you hoped that maybe your words could help carry a small piece of the weight he'd been holding alone.
eventually his gaze drifted back toward the slice of cake sitting between you. there was still hesitation in his expression, but it seemed smaller now, less overwhelming than before. after a moment he picked up his fork and took a bite. the action itself was simple, almost insignificant, yet you couldn't stop yourself from smiling when you saw it. unfortunately, he noticed immediately. "please don't look at me like that." "like what?" "as if i've accomplished something remarkable." you couldn't help laughing. "maybe you did."
he groaned softly and covered part of his face with his free hand, clearly embarrassed by the idea. despite that, however, he never let go of yours. his fingers remained intertwined with yours throughout the rest of the evening, and every so often you'd notice the smallest hint of a smile on his face whenever he thought you weren't looking. by the time the two of you finally left the lounge that night, you found yourself hoping that one day he would see himself the same way you did. until then, you were more than willing to remind him as many times as necessary. after all, loving azul had never been difficult. convincing him that he was worthy of being loved was the real challenge.
-Moments where most of the time you get to be the center of his thoughts (his headache).
-You'll get married to him soon, even though sometime he knows he should be more concerned about getting married to you than somebody else. Truth is? He should be most concerned about what happens when you dont get married to him.
-Please don't be up to something, let him handle it.
Can I have a chatfic where the reader finds out their beloved boyfriend (who in this case is Riddle, Jade, and Vil separately) wound up in the hospital? :3c
(For reference to how each of them wound up there; Riddle’s foot got stomped by a horse [breaking his foot], Jade ate a lethal mushroom he gathered from his mountain climbing and didn’t know it was poisonous, and Vil wound up with appendicitis. They’re all fine obviously :3)
Hello there, kween Goose Anon! Thank you for this idea and sorry it took a long while to make. I've been really caught up in my academics and wow, they can really give someone a burn out.
Anyway, I made them with a little crack just so you could keep them entertained even while they're at the hospital. Hope you to be your slave again soon!
My Boyfriend's in the Emergency Room?! (Ft. Riddle, Vil, Jade) (w/CRACK)
what do we think of Vil, Leona, Rook and Riddle with a reader who is like mitsuri in a sense that she eats a lot of food and compliments others on various things like their strength, appearence etc!!
-bubble anon
Your royal highness, kween bubble anon!
Mitsuri is a little hard for me to write since I've never watched Demon Slayer 💔 and sadly, our difference in character is a little too big. After watching video breakdowns, her scenes in the anime, reading pages about her, I think I have a grasp of what you wanted to request. Anyway, loved the character! Thank you!
Actually, you got me curious. I wanna do Mao Mao maybe (just waiting for a command)
Twisted Wonderland With Mitsuri Kanroji!Reader (Ft. Riddle, Leona, Vil, Rook)
Images are not mine
RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS
- Honestly, what really caught his attention is not when Ace and Deuce introduced you through the means of trouble, it's when he noticed his dormmates are very fond of you. It's easy to know when you're in heartslabyul, there's a flock of students in one spot and you're always in the middle.
- Of course they all get reprimanded by Riddle, swarming is not a proper way to greet a guest. "I dont mind it at all! You must be really responsible if you manage really lively people." That distracts Riddle from their sentence and that's why they like you.
- Upon knowing him you felt inexplicably close to him even though he's harsh. You just understood him.
- You've already told him a ton of times that you admire his a good eye for spotting errors, and unwavering resolve to uphold the rules.
- The point is he rarely gets acknowledged, and that's a part of him buried so deep that not even a single thought of expecting it surfaces. Being recognized for something he does subconciously soothes and itch he's used to ignoring.
- You play a good part in calming him down. When you make a statement, it doesn't outright clash with his so you don't get into trouble with him when you try to ease his anger.
- Even in his overblot form, you still talked to him, still tried to reason with him. Your worry became more apparent when you did everything to swiftly put the blot to it's end.
- He invites you over tea just to apologize. You just smiled sweetly and told him you never blamed it on him. You acknowledge he's trying to change and that you're just happy he lets himself experience his life in his own pace for once.
- So you repeat what you've always complimented him in, but instead of ending it there, you finished your sentence. It was that he never broke it, even at the cost of his own happiness, his own self.
- You wished he could be more lenient with himself though, "There's more to the world than just black and white. There's no clear rule to living. No logic to an illogical world." That was enough to make this boy cry. I guess now he understands why his dormmates favor you.
- Just then, he asks what rules confine you so you opened up about your experiences on stereotypical standards. You told him about the things you do and had to stop loving because it's deemed unattractive, how you wished that you could do them freely without having to suffer consequences. With tearful eyes, he looks at you before hesitantly placing his hand on top of yours. "I want to be free too. I want to laugh loudly and not be scolded." For hours you guys just truama bonded.
- There's no one that could relate to you more than this sweet bean who was made a villain. Perfect Queen of Hearts and King of Hearts dynamic.
PAIR RATING: 10/10
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
- It's starts off rocky, but upon knowing you fully he begins to soften at the thought you're just like him. Trapped in societal standards you have to follow to get what you want and be viewed as someone important.
- Upon first impressions, he was instantly fooled by your fragile body composition. He thought you were weak in terms of strength, this line of thinking was also influenced by your lack of magic (or so, unability to activate your spells in this dimension if you want to keep the identity of being a hashira).
- Your charming smile dont work on him. In his eyes it looked similar to his annoying niece. It just rubbed him the wrong way.
- You were okay, you guys were through, really but you had to go and notice his ears and tail. "Are those... real? They're really cute! You're super attractive too!" That was it. He just stopped, completely stopped.
- Where's he's from, he's never met a 'weird' herbivore like you. "..Cute?" He was back to being pissed. You don't call a huge aggressive man who could literally maul someone with ease (his words not yours), a pitiful adorable thing (again his ears, not yours).
- When challenged to a match of spelldrive, he only meant to challenge your friends. You accepted the it anyway. Beating him at his own game. In the competition, you locked tf in, no nonsense, no hesitation, no fear.
- And boy, was he wrong about his initial impression of you. You were SUPER FAST, as in agility to the max. You were a real swiper unit, you almost knocked Ruggie out of his broom when you saw a chance to. Definitely ruined their groove in the process.
- Your friends or atleast everyone in heartslabyul, didnt seem to be fazed by strength at all. They knew it from since Riddle's overblot, they did what you asked and kept it a secret.
- They were obviously distracted by how well you're holding up that you got to snatch disc and threw it with full force from half the field and landed a shot. That totally got Leona's respect, but more so triggered his complex. You looked really satisfied with yourself, complimenting everyone, even him.
- During his overblot. He got a real taste of your strenght. You were a complete opposite of who you are when left in peace and prosperity. The beastman understood that the hate in your eyes wasn't meant for him, though. The longer the fight continued, the more he knew that your real enemy was the huge lion-like made out of blot beside him.
- After sometime he eventually learns that you're insecure of your strenght got him "Has the world turned over'or sumthin? Apparently, now, the qualities of a predator gets you below the food chain." Then just scowls.
- Will roll his eyes at the fact that your world limits people to a standard. After you open up to him about that, he spaces out for a second, remembering his days back at home. How people picked at simple things like his clothing, his preference, his behavior and ultimately, his life and everything he stood for.
- He says nothing, he'll sleep it off, no use fighting for a lost cause. "Yeah. Screw your world, you're better in my dorm." As he shrugs.
- Calling his ears adorable still gives him a temper flare although now, you just giggle about it. He calls you 'Pinky', you like it since it just because it sounds feminine. Sometimes he calls you called 'highlighter' but that's not for you to hear.
- Wow, you got an appetite on you but never called you out on that, by his definition, that's just the pot calling the kettle black. Actually if he did, he'd have a higher sentence time than you do on that. You scarf down your food and ask why Leona's grinning like that, he goes like "Finally, some competition." and your like "Huh??".
- Will nap beside you but not close to you. If you offer your lap, beware because the next time he does it, he won't ask for permission.
- When things grow warm between you two, I swear your dynamic looks like '💃' and '😒'. The social 🦋 and the nonchalant wanna🐝.
PAIR RATING: (you rate man)/10
VIL SCHOENHEIT
- When you see, there is no doubt in your first reaction. After all, how are we suppose to react when we see such a handsome man? Immediately, you attacked and praised his looks 🙌. In his point of view, one look and he saw how much potential you had with your looks. After you complimented him, he complimented you in turn.
- I'm telling you, he's immediately fond of you, although you're a bit scared of him at times. Even hiding hilariously when he's around like "Hello. Um, is Vil gone already?" You 🤝 Epel when it comes to planning how to evade him.
- During VDC training week, when he saw you were doing your effortless Kim bok-joo the weightlifting fairy on that sofa he was like "Put that down! This instant!" You apologized and quickly asked if you stepped out of line but you were quickly cut off by "Carrying something that heavy will tear your muscles especially when-" Then he realizes you're still carrying the whole ass sofa without a bead of sweat.
- Vil looks over your arms and instantly, his face contorts into confusion as to how your muscles dont visibly flex to adjust to the weight you're holding.
- But being very insecure of your gifts, you immediately take Vil's expression the wrong way. Actually, you take most of his critiques the wrong way too. You completely miss that he reprimands you to mind what and how much you eat because these will directly affect your state.
-When he mentions that it can enhance your looks, you listen well, even if he's nagging.
- If it wasnt for Rook explaining that Roi du Poison is keen on preserving beauty, and bring potential to life. "He thinks my looks have potential..?" I think you know what expression you have while saying that, complete cinnamon roll moment. That doesn't mean you still dont hide from Vil though.
- And of course, nothing escapes his eye. He has been the first to notice about the thing you're least confident of yourself. That's how he's helping epel too. "You're plenty of natural beauty, but dont know how to flaunt it." He can be quite blunt, but the more he talked the more he seemed.. nice?
- So you let him know more, you knew you stood out but standing out means you're foriegn and not all foriegn is known to be understood as it is.
-He raises his brow at that, queue side eye. "I think you're seeing this the wrong way. Don't dilute your standards for anyone's comfort. You'll shine better knowing your qualities are genuine." That seemed to make it better even if there's a part to you that still hasn't understood it completely.
- The next thing you knew, he overblotted. It wasn't your place too, but you felt bad at the fact that he could help you, but couldn't do the same for him.
- It was hard to look at him like that. That all he wanted was name for himself after all his hardwork. He was woken up to the fact all of it was futile, and none really mattered.
- That's when you knew that even for someone untouchable, they are not numb to unfairness nor immune to feeling unworthy. It all clashed with what he said to you, or you at that matter.
- His overblot was not easy to deal with, you were rushed at the fact he will die if this went longer. Nonetheless all of you managed to pull Vil out in time.
- You got to talk shortly after the VDC. You thanked him for finding time to look out for you even when he was dealing with alot in his plate.
- Since then his words didn't feel like critiques but facts that help your body improve. Since then you both learned a thing or two from each other.
PAIR RATING: 9/10
ROOK HUNT
- Similarly to Rook, excessive praising are your common grounds. You guys would talk for hours and hours until everyone just crashes out tbh :/ The only difference between you two is that, one is weird in context and the other is just.. canonically weird.
- You both immediately saw the strenghts that the both of you concealed. It became known when you guys complimented each other on it. "Oh la la! Flexible and Strong at the same time, magnifique!" "Really?! Then perhaps.. I could do it one more time!" "Oui! Merci!".
- And then later, you start "You dont make a sound when you climb through trees, how could you do that? You're really light on your feet.." yeah that compliment just gets an ominous chuckle from him before he says something in French again. (Actually he knew of your strength based on how much, how regularly, and what you eat. He knows all that coincidentally, that's all!)
- In some point of time, we finally, FINALLY get to see the hunter genuinely SHRIEK. He spots you from inside a nearby bush, gazes for a second then continues with his mission. A shame really, to miss the opportunity to take a better look at your character.
-The second he takes his eyes off of you, you appear behind him like 'who are we hiding from?' And for once, the hunter felt hunted.
- He knows you draw your strenght from controlling your body mechanics from controlling involuntary places, he's a freak like that. And he let's you know that because you dont see the magic in doing so.
-A trade it is, he teaches you how to hunt and you teach him how to control his heart rate.
- Your insecurity about your strength, comes from a place that isn't foreign to him, after all, he did face alot of judgment during his times in Savanaclaw. He reminds you that people's opinions are nothing short of a fad, your uniqueness are what makes you perfect! (According to his records from 48 compiled hours of studying you.)
- 'Trickster' is still your nickname btw. That and 'Trainee' because you're his hunting buddy, apprentice, bait, and friend all at once, even if you're not properly informed!
Hello!! I read your recent SMAU and it made me giggle a lot!
Will it be possible to request Azul (and maybe Vil) x Gn!reader who is a lot like the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland? I know is oddly specific, so feel free to ignore this nwn
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Thank you for the idea! I'm not really sure if you wanted an SMAU but your idea is really good for a paragraph style just so I can get in-depth with the white rabbit's character. I'll be completely honest, I never knew the white rabbit was a character in aiw but the more I read about his character, the more he got interesting.
This is pretty interesting as it is, you can request again though if you wanted an SMAU!
Twisted Wonderland with White Rabbit!Reader (Ft. Azul, Vil.)
Images are not mine
- Let's say you're sorted into Heartslabyul or atleast tied to Heartslabyul, because you're an essential character that leads a curious Alice(with respect to the featuring characters) down the rabbit hole. Like Alice, charmed by the white rabbit, they are drawn to you by your strange behavior.
- You would be such an enigma the more they look at it, you would always somehow appear at the right moment of the right time. Even if sometimes you're a little late, you're never late to completely miss out.
- The question why you're always so punctual has a clear answer that you feared the punishment after not being able to do so. Riddle, secretly wanting you'd be a little comfortable with him, claimed that he never hurted you because no matter what, you made sure to always check your rule book before you do anything (yes you made your own copy of the rule book).
- You're a watch enthusiast, from traditional watches to digital watches and even smart watches like that, you know their brand down to the very model. You have an antique collection of watches which you tend to from time to time. Not only that, but you also carry a vintage roman numeral pocket watch that doesn't work just dangling on your waist (Waist of time).
AZUL ASHENGROTTO
- If you're not working for Mostro, this guy will definitely try and get Riddle to pawn you off to him. Even Jade and Floyd wants you, you'd lessen the workload with your attributes and would make a really fun person to torment.
- If that doesn't work, they'll use Ace and Deuce knowing that you three are all chained together. If one is captured, all of you are. Maybe he'll even 'safe keep' your pocket watch when you lose it, now you owe him.
- Your innate fear of what your higher ups would do if you fail to meet their standards makes you an easy target of manipulation, which to them is highly beneficial.
- With your uncanny ability to be there when he needs it triggers his paranoia at the first. He soothes it with the thought of you only doing it to gain his favor and not get into further trouble. He would try everything to stop you from helping him, masking everything, pretending to be put together when you come by.
- He was happy enough when it stopped for a few weeks, but boy did it hit hard when you did appear with a medicine to his problems again. Over time he begins to subconciously let it seep as you never asked for anything in return. He'll begin to look weary around you, less threatening. Of course you're still afraid of him since he's basically your boss but that began to lessen when he tried and failed then tried again to get on your good side.
- Your punctuality makes it very easy to predict where you are in a given time so slowly by slowly, you'll begin to notice a certain well-dressed, silver-blue haired man appearing exactly when you need him too.
VIL SCHOENHEIT
- Vil, though deeply respects that you value being professional, describes you as an "Stuck-in-your-own-wonderland" since you operate in ways so excessive that he can't put a word into.
- Rather than genuine effort, it's the effort to please. The effort to not be called out for lacking. It ticks his instinct to correct. Before Vil could act on it, Rook gives him a heads up to what you're all about, stating that you may have come from a highly toxic environment, where the only means of survival is pleasing the predator's tastes.
- In the VDC event, he was in great relief to have chosen you as manager. You're exeptionally good at doing a great job with what you're told, that very fact made you a recognizable face in Vil's list.
- He was fond of you in a way but saw you had no potential due to only being dictated by doing a task or rather, your fear of not doing so. To Vil, your fright is the only drive that pushes you to excell and same the reason that held you back from being more.
- Soon that thought persishes when he gets to know your interests in watches. Seeing your passionate expression told there was more to you than just an emotional robot. There was life to you that wanted to be free, that wanted to grow, and wanted to know its limit. The look in your eyes was undeniably genuine, it was potential in it's purest form.
- And then, everytime he had time, he was always behind you guiding your confidence to it's comfort and building it.
I was double checking to make sure that I didn't make an uncomfortable request.
So can I request Ace, Deuce, Epel, Riddle, Vil, and Rook reacting to g/n reader with a caring persona whose love language is gift giving? Like they gift them something handmade or they go all out when it comes to giving people they care about gifts.
P.S. love your posts!!
Yes, your majesty
Jokes aside, thank you for requesting 🫶🫶!! Sorry that it took a while, I had to study these characters to know what you'd give them (Plus Rook's language had to be studied). Ace is an ass, Deuce is a sweetheart, Epel has split-personality, Rook is... menacing, Vil is doting, and Riddle deserve the best!
And btw, I feel like you wanted to request for more characters but was afraid of making it stressing for me, I appreciate that. You can ask freely, I'm not afraid to learn ☝️🤓. I'll even dance Gnarly to you if you so asked it.
Gift-giving Because You Deserve It (Ft. Riddle, Vil, Rook, Epel, Deuce, Ace) [w/CRACK]
hi!! I saw your requests are open 🥹 can I request twst smau where reader finds a fanfiction about the character (overblot characters) and sends it to them. you can totally ignore this request if it's not something you want to do! love your work 💖🎀
I FINALLY received a direct order.
Anyway, thank you for being my first request! I loved the idea. I knew I was gonna cook with a few ob characters on this one. Thank you so much! Although I personally think I didn't cook as much as my previous posts, I loved doing Idia and Jamil's, they're just so easy to rile up.
There's Fanfiction About You All Over The Internet (Ft. Riddle, Leona, Azul, Jamil.)
Bombs and Bombastic Side Eyes [Octavinelle's Version]
Image is not mine
Contains swear words just sayin
Imagine this is how the Octavinelle Trio meets Yuu!reader. Through their ridiculous love of bombs. In a deeper observation, you had quite the charm.
-Casually saying that It's alright to lose Ramshackle since it's only just their storage for explosives. Of course, Grim would react but this ain't about him.
"Ok, ok. I think I got that." You nod in agreement as you took in Azul's contract. Meanwhile Ace, Deuce, and Grim are standing behind the sofa that you're sitting on, sea anemones on their head. Jack was beside you reading the contract.
Azul wore a smug but you're not looking at him, you were thinking of something else. Floyd gives you a toothy grin when you meet his direction while Jade only gives you a polite smile, eyes not lacking an ominous glint.
"Kyaah! We're going to lose our dorm? I dont wanna sleep on the streets.." Grim practically cried out.
You breathe, simply smiling "I doubt you can fix that dorm, that place is gonna blow up sooner or later." shrugging, tone light that makes it easy to overlook your words. Azul replies with a chuckle, "My, Of course I know that won't be easy. After all, that place demands a major renovation." You give him a nod as you did so with a smile "Okay."
You were quick to scribble down your signature, doing so got you a slow head turn from Jack, a 'what the fuck are you trying to do?' etched on his face. You also respond with a slow head turn aswell, "What?" asking dumbfoundedly which made the beastman bite down his own teeth.
You turn to Azul before he could speak up and congratulate you for signing the contract, "You know.. what I meant, right?" You hung that sentence in with the most innocent smile. The trio briefly shared a look before giving you their full attention, gazes narrowed, almost insisting you to explain further.
Of course they knew the deal with you, you've quite practically attracted attention with using explosives during overblots. That even earned you the nickname 'Pistol Shrimp' from Floyd himself. They weren't the type to underestimate, maybe just a little, but they knew better than to dismiss it.
You looked at Grim with a smile.
"I may or may not have rigged Ramshackle with bombs."
Silence filled the room. Followed by a loud "HUH?!" from your friends.
The worst? That sentence came off with a shrug.
"MRAH! DIDNT YOU TELL ME THEY WERE FIREWORKS?!"
"Well.. I think the batch you chanced on was fireworks and not bombs."
"Crazy..! You're crazy! Do you know how dangerous that is?!"
"And you're still living there?!"
"Man, you're cool."
"ACE!"
No one could even believe it, you would compromise yourself for what? But then again you had quite the reputation.
How mortified Azul looked for a second, you're sure he'll never recover. Jade's smile dropped into a straight line and even left Floyd clutching his pearls. Azul clears his throat, but the shock from earlier stayed.
"It's alright, just dont tell the unfortunate renovators that I told you." You giggle.
Azul knew it, he fucking knew you were a lunatic in your own right but why?!
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-Proudly demonstrating their life's works to the tweels.
"What do we do? Shrimpy's a dare devil... I dont wanna become dust." "Hush now, dont lose heart, you have your Unique Magic." "On second thought, I wanna see."
You clearly hear them but dont make a retort. You thought, if Floyd could deflect the bombs then he has another problem. The fire, since Ramshackle is mostly composed of wood.
"So they look like this.." pulling out a unsuspicious can of kerosene from an unused vase. "I'm not saying this is it, just incase you guys go snitching. This is just pure kerosene, just to aid the bomb lurking here somewhere.". "Pretty right? They're even prettier when they explode."
Jade was so unamused. Floyd was so amused. They just alternate with that.
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-Jade tries to clarify the situation but not even under his spell could he gain a proper answer from you.
After soloing you out from Grim, practically throwing him onto Floyd's arms when his twin didn't complain did Jade do his thing.
"Wonderful work.. arent you scared that these bombs would turn on you one day?" Jade chimes to which you only hum. It was clear he was plotting something but, let's leave that to another day.
"Well that is true." You sighed "But where it's limited in safety, I make up for strategy." You beamed. Then there was a pause between you two.
"Your eyes has a rather nice hue." He was grinning. "Hm? That could fit well in a poem." You giggle and prance, jumping from broken decors you have in your dorm, not getting the memo so he had to be a little more obvious. "Care to look into my eyes so I can see them clearly?" Now that's weird, that's suspicious. At this point, you're used to mages having the craziest abilities that you've expected Jade can do some petrification with his eyes, shoot lazers out of it or something.
"Why? Hey, I wont do it if you won't explain it first." You're being difficult, normally he likes a challenge but you've been stacking it up like a bad combo. "I understand the doubt. I have no intent of harming." His tone left no option for rejection. Was it a bad thing if he's already insisting on something? Fine. Not like he could do anything vile in the school grounds, right?
"Do you promise not to cause me even the slightest bit of headache?" "I assure you..." when your eyes lock, he activates his spell in a careful whisper. "I will not."
"Is it true that you planted explosives in Ramshackle?"
"Absolutely."
"...Alright..-ahem. Where have you sought it?"
"I made them. Bought parts, like batteries and all that. Easy to make. Not a loose cannon aswell."
"And how many are currently... in Ramshackle?"
"Originally. There's 22. But now they're just 5 all placed under the floorboards so it shouldn't be too much of a problem."
Woah, okay. Chill. Every answer just brought up more questions for the poor eel. Although he decided it was enough since the conversation was getting no where (he gave up). "That wasn't a good feeling.., what happened?" You frowned, hazy.
Noticing his sigh, you pull out a suspicious looking can from no where and stretched it out towards him. "Lucky Charm?" You smiled. Your smile, neither a grin or a mocking one, it simply looked like a chaotic child.
"Lucky Charm." He accepted your gift once he estimated there were little to no drawbacks. Just a trusty explosive he could use one day.
"Hey, Shrimpy, come on and pack your stuff, I want outta here already.." you giggle, "Fine, Fine."
You wave goodbye to the two with your stuff and wished them well while Grim cried like a baby behind you. Honestly, Grim's expression was torn between sad to leave and relieved to leave Ramshackle because of your info drop.
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-Taking advantage of the tweel's situation with Ramshackle to get the picture that finishes your contract with Azul but deciding to keep it because... why not?
You're so grateful for your friends hospitability however you settled with Jack because you cant be caught lurking around at night in Heartslabyul, yes, that's your biggest problem with Riddle's dorm.
Jack was a little skeptical with lending his dorm. What are the chances you wont cook up a menu straight from hell.
"Hi!" You gave everyone a bright smile. Same old, same old Ruggie and Leona lines.
Except, this night, you venture out the coral sea, alone, unguarded. You trusted well that Azul won't be able to lead you to danger even with a contract anyway. He knows well that if he did, the next he's signing is a restraining order.
Anyway, it was dark out the coral sea from above but the place was beautifully lit. You search for trouble but no one came, seems like no one really did estimate that you would start early.
A little pleading with the guards to let you in and convincing you were harmless and would you look at that, they actually let you in, of course with someone to supervise. You got the picture and left. That was quick, unless?
You heard from Ruggie that Leona was clutched under Azul's contracts? No way, not your silly lion. You needed him to start anew, can't have anything holding him back.
Plus, you could surrender the photo right now and free all 225 students but what about the story progression? What about truama bonding with your friend group? Who could pass up on gaining information and entertainment at the same time?
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-You kind of annoy Leona with the sound of small bombs exploding, you never threatened him or anything. You just made it a message that if he doesn't help you get Ramshackle back then he better say goodbye to beauty sleep and say hello to sleep paralysis.
You reasoned with him, you really did. But for some reason he knew you already had the picture and deemed it was better if you just surrender it and end the contract right there, that instant.
Queue a cruel and determined little shit and a snarky sleep deprived Leona who's ears cannot be hidden from the sound of a homemade bomb blowing off. Even Leona's sheer will to slumber wanes at your persistence.
Here comes Leona growling, and stomping "AFTER WE GET RAMSHACKLE BACK, YOU'RE OUT THIS PLACE, ALRIGHT?!" You just giggle at him while he's seething. But then the beastman sighed, you went through much more trouble for him anyway.
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-So here comes you in the coral sea, distracting the tweels, cackling so hard while completely sweating balls when Floyd threatened to bite. No one knew that you already had the photo from way before but it's an advantage since that would get the tweels into believing everyone else were at limit.
"That's a moray, a morayy~"
"Shrimpyy!!! Jade, this is getting so annoying, let's just finish them, okay?!" He shouts while he's squeezing you bone dry. You're not sure why he's all up on you, guess you really were piling up on him.
"-THE PHOTO ISNT HERE?!" Exclaimed by Ace and Deuce
Everyone gathered, you had the chance to slip away. Although, you stayed just because you cant find the heart to leave your friends behind. You explained how the picture was already taken on an earlier date and apologized for not saying it because you wanted to free a certain beastman too.
You could sense Jade's stare. It was the same kind when you were talking to him at Ramshackle just days ago, how he hated being fooled. Except now it's mixed with respect and intrigue.
You hurry to Octavinelle regardless if anyone didn't hurry with you.
Safe to say, good thing Azul didn't overreact. Overblotting and all.
Tough match, you weren't quite as efficient without your bombs, and setting off a bomb underwater was also a suicide.
Then again, you job statement always was 'If the solution isn't arson, go hire another person.'
The water was clouded, could be because of the overblot or Azul's own ink. Gone was his own ego he'd always knew as a fragile bubble, nothing else to cling to, he clung to that.
This wasn't how it's supposed to go, you never wished for his downfall. Never wanted to make him relive what made him vomit at 3 in the morning.
Leona ordered Ruggie to shield you under the guise of preventing you from detonating everyone. His grumble said it all, that semi-irritated look on his face made you realize why he didn't want to help you in the first place. You're magicless and now you're in danger.
For this, you just stood at the side (what a lucky bastard Azul was) and let the professionals give Azul a nice and warm therapy session (beating his octo-ass)
After a while, Azul wakes up unsure of what happened. To lighten things since you didnt know what to say either, you just gave them the same smile, just on the guiltier side.
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-Dropping a bomb on Azul (not quite literally) although you did gift him one too.
Everyone's back at coral sea, thanks to Jack, a normal, abiding citizen. All of you walked together until your friends decided to get distracted leaving you with the infamous Octavinelle trio.
You just stood there awkwardly, not minding it. After a while they finally noticed you.
Floyd flashed you a grin as he swam closer and twirled you around like he wasn't just wringing you lifeless yesterday. Jade covered his mouth slightly and chuckled. "Heya~ got nothing to do? We could keep you company." Floyd cooes "I hope it involves access to fire pits." They all just sighed after that. The twins went off to tour your friends.
It felt better this way. You had so much thing to say to Azul, now it felt more personal. Though, instead of talking you only stood beside him.
"Are you not tagging along with them?" Well obviously no. "I'm not carrying a booby trap if that's what you're worried about." "That's not-!" He stopped with huff and a shake of his head. You were faster before he could say another "Well.. I wanted to say something. But then I'd rather confront you alone than do it in a crowd."
"There's more to you that you refuse to see. Your diligence and your intelligence are a dangerous combo." You turned to him "I get it you dont have strong suits, you cant have everything after all, still, I dont think you're essentially behind."
The voices of your companions gets louder as they chatter and laughed. You werent quite finished yet so you step a little closer to Azul until you're sure he could here you. "And your bullies? Fuck em. Fuck them entirely. Who are they to say what you are? They should be first to dry up in a ditch."
As much as he wanted to keep his composure, he completely freezes, only able to look at you. His eyes even lit up. No one broke eye contact until he did.
"Language, prefect. Must you flatter me that well?" He gave a light chuckle, back to being suave again.
"You know I meant it!" He chuckled at your retort. "Certainly, you-" an outstretched hand holding a tiny shiny black sphere cutted him off. "Here, a smoke bomb. Incase you need it." You giggled.
"No drawbacks?" He asked with a smug painted with genuinity. "The catch is, you have to say 'fuck them' three times" the both of you shared a laugh before he said it with a little rephrasing.
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Mrs. Ashegrotto's Reaction to the Video You and Azul Danced Together In.
In the picture, Azul is with Ursula and not his mother.
Part 1: here (Waltzing with Azul)
Since this is a Part 2, if anything gets confusing, please feel free to read the first part.
(Now Imagine Azul comes back to his home for a holiday, and his Mom accidentally stumbles on that video while borrowing his phone.)
-His mother, only wanting to know how he's doing by scrolling through his gallery ends up in her seeing him with someone, consistently. Her eyes lit up, she couldn't laugh yet, what if they were just friends? And then she finds the video after effortless scrolling.
-She sees your smiles, most especially, Azul's. He's never smiled like that ever since his birthday during his youth. His mother knew; his mother had been hoping for the day her son would find so much joy like that again. And god, her son could laugh like that again? She felt emotional. If you could make him smile like that, then she's sure with you no doubt.
-She looks at you, noting how you look at her son. You looked at him so softly, so... yearning and holding back from bursting with joy all at the same time. The same look she knows she had upon looking at her first love and later, Azul's now step-father.
"Dear? Dear..? Dear!" Excitement ran through her veins, she just couldn't help but be impatient. "What is it? I have pa-" "Who is this? Your significant oth-" "-AAAYRGH MOM!" Azul really screamed from his ass. He's never known fast until the way he snatched his phone back from his mom.
"Well?" She just smiled with a teasing look on her face. "...-yes." "Say it like you mean it. You're not embarrassed of what you have, are you?" She crossed her arms, as the teasing look remained. "N-no!" He replies, fast. But with a sigh, he straightened himself, why should he be embarrassed of you? "And, yes. We're... romantic mutuals..".
She just smiles with the hint of something deeper. Recognition.
"In the event something goes wrong between you two, I'd be happy to lend some wisdom." She raised a brow expecting her son to answer so he did. "I like that person. Be sure to send an invite over the vacation weeks." Then with another thought popping in her mind, she calls Azul again "Oh! And, remind me to pack up lunch for your partner too when you're about to go back to NRC."
-And just like that, you didnt know it yet, but you're already a victim of getting tons of food stuffed down your throat. (Mrs. Ashengrotto just really wants to know you better.)
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