Oh how I wish I were a skeleton.

🖤🖤Call me Kalcium-any pronouns-grunge-lesbian-artist/idiot🖤🖤

[kalciumatic]

It's been a while hasn't it.

Let me introduce myself again. My name is Kalcium. I am a lesbian artist whose aims to be a professional concept artist. I like skeletons, frogs, the color yellow, and grunge. I made this account years ago but it slowly died. I may continue to be dead, who knows, I am a skeleton.

[filibusterfrog]

I really love your artstyle! Could I maybe get some tips on how to give variety to faces? My style has a little same face syndrome unfortunately.

personally i found that when i used to sameface its because i was afraid of making an ‘ugly’ face but!! imo an ugly but interesting face is more fun than a good-looking but boring face. go forth

[fuzzy-furby-on-a-string]

Long furby Species guide

I keep seeing a bunch of different types of long furbies, and I started categorizing them in my head-

So since I’m bored, I thought I’d make a post for it.

EDIT: I made a part 2, which can be found here

Each species has subspecies including

Spine or spineless

Material type

Etc.

But Without further ado...

Classic Long

common

Body is like a tube, with feet at the bottom

Greatest length variety

Examples: Original long furby from @furbyfuzz and Thursday Boy Porridge from @strange-aeons

Caterpillar

Very rare

Typically around 3ft

Multiple pairs of feet going down the belly section

Example is from boots-with-the-furb on Instagram

Centipede

Very rare

Have pairs of legs going down the sides of the body

Often no feet

Body tapers at end

Examples: from @lumeneas and me bc I can’t find very many different examples o o f

Humanoid/long legged

Uncommon

Have human like hands or other other body parts

May have pair of long legs as well

Examples: Buttered Noodle from @buttered-noodles and Handsome Ryan from @well-i-guess-i-own-a-furby-now

Mobius/double headed

Extremely rare

Have 2 heads, one on either side of a tube-like body

Example: from @furbyrights

Wide

Legendary, possibly a myth

Long furby, but wide instead of long

Artist’s depiction by @par-vollen

And there we go! Please tell me if I missed anything, or if you find credit for me to add. I know there’s more, however these are the species I could come out with-

I hope this helps you all make the right choice if considering summoning a long furby

[mimicbunii]

i had these in my folder gathering dust and i guess.. posting it now isnt really the best time.. but i got to say, stephen was my fav and i really wish him the best in life

[toxictiktoks]

👁👁

[solarcitrus]

I was helping a friend out earlier but then realized I could also share a few small tips on how to shop for groceries on a budget with u guys too!

[everythingfox]

-YOU DIED-

[everythingfox]

I would kill for Coconut

[kisskissfuckshitup]

to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

[irischroma]

It was a distraction to hide the real deer the whole time

[bloggish]

“who’s in the headlights now bitch?”

[goawfma]

skai scalped azealia banks you’d think people know better than to mess with her 😭

[bottlesbreaking]

SO TODAY I REALIZED THAT WHEN YOU GOOGLE SEARCHED “DOLPHINS IN TUXEDOS” NOTHING COMES UP SO I DECIDED TO PHOTOSHOP IT

AFTER PHOTOSHOPPING THE FIRST DOLPHIN, I DECIDED TO MAKE HIM A BRIDE, YOU KNOW, JUST BECAuSE

THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAND THE WEDDING RING WENT ON SO I DECIDED TO TEXT MY MOM AND

I COULD HEAR HER LAUGHING FROM MY ROOM

BUT THE N

I’MM CRYING

[notmusa]

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[notmusa]

[scumbagsblog]

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[afronerdism]

They ended up getting married so safe to say she doesn’t regret it

[slinkanora]

Can we discuss how fucking cute they are tho?

What Minh Thu and Truc Nhu have, I want for myself with whatever woman I find to put up with my annoying ass.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM!!! 😭

[damnthesegames]

The only problem with building a home in the desert is how often Enderman try to aggressively offer you sand. 

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

He’s nervous

[ampervadasz]

:DD

[ajidhaka]

UNMUTE THIS IM BEGGING YOU

[kalciumatic]

I did this redraw of an older picture and I thought what if as I grow and get older, she’ll grow with me, when I first drew her she was my age, 11 or 12. Well now she is the same age as me. I don’t remember her name, though. I think I’ll call her Cherry(sh•ary).

[kalciumatic]

Gonna redraw this again

[blus0x]

[lotus-baby]

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

[kiixiies]

[smallmight]

NOW