[lost-on-the-highway]

angine de poitrine band of all time. you've got two french canadian dudes in polka dot space alien costumes playing microtonal math rock. the guitarist is also playing bass on some kind of fuckin frankenstein instrument whilst twiddling knobs with his bare feet (which are also painted in polka dots). the drummer needs to tie his shoelaces sometimes and has a helmet with a floppy nose. they communicate in a language they made up. they like grilling hotdogs with blowtorches. their names are khn and klec. genuinely what more could you want.

[kale-soda]

coming on here to say that everyone should be listening to angine de poitrine. because i said so.

[kale-soda]

KALE!!! omg hi i was just thinking about u recently, missed u + hope things are all good with ya -a mutual from The Old Times

thank you mystery oomfie! my life has gotten so much more busier - being in a committed relationship (2 yrs strong), working a lot more hours at my job, doing my astrological studies (with my partner too) like my life depends on it, and trying to survive my maga family household on top of that.

ill probably be coming back here around the new year because twitter has become boring and rampant with dogshit nonsense. its been awhile since ive used tumblr aside from my incorrectmonkeesquotes side blog so im treading on uncertain grounds… unless nothing has really changed then in that case im back in business lol.

[kale-soda]

times are tough i must return to the source

[theweight]

every monkees episode is like what if the monkees had a party what if the monkees were struggling to get a gig what if the monkees went to a haunted house to solve a mystery. and then head is like what if the monkees got drafted. what if the monkees killed themselves

[crashdavis]

MY DASHBOARD POV:

🤠 nezhead69

She Mike on my Nez till I Mith

💞 thetorker

"Mike Nesmith used to wake up every day and set my hair on fire and laugh at me and he would trip me so I fell in a big puddle of mud." -Peter Tork 1974 Interview

🤠 nezhead69

"Mike Nesmith was the worst person I ever had the displeasure of meeting." -A Woman

💞 thetorker

"Mike Nesmith was the only man I ever truly loved and he used to cradle me in his arms and I felt safe." -Peter Tork 1974 Interview

💃 davyjonesmpreg

Hey guys just posted the latest chapter of my davy mpreg fic! Hope you like it. Micky is going to medical school so he can help deliver the baby.

🤪 dolenzzzzz

I love when Micky plays werewolf.

🤠 nezhead69

Do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies?

💞 thetorker

"I never actually spoke a word to Peter Tork in my whole life and I hope I never have to." -Mike Nesmith 1974 Interview

[androcola]

scene where mike walks up like "hey there ladies" and it pans down suddenly to reveal some hens waddling around at his feet picking at the ground

[oldmanyaoiawards]

THE OLD MAN YAOI AWARDS HAVE BEGUN!

VOTE HERE FOR THE FIRST ROUND OF YOUR FAVORITE OLD MAN YAOI!

feel free to leave as much propaganda as you would like.

ROUND 1 ENDS NOVEMBER 3RD AT 10 PM CST !!!!!

[oldmanyaoiawards]

UPDATES

as i type this there are 2708 votes. Here Are The Standings:

David Cronenberg/Viggo Mortensen vs. Marcus Keane/Tomas Ortega

David/Viggo: 1547 votes (57.1%)

Marcus/Tomas: 1161 votes (42.9%)

Javert/Jean Val Jean vs. Stephen Stills/Neil Young

Javert/Jean Val Jean: 1606 votes (59.3%)

Stephen/Neil: 1102 votes (40.7%)

Kim Kitsuragi/Harry Du Bois vs. John Lennon/Paul McCartney

Kim/Harry: 1415 votes (52.3%)

John/Paul: 1293 (47.7%)

Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet vs. Dean Martin/Jerry Lewis

Ed/Stede: 1146 votes (42.3%)

Dean/Jerry: 1562 votes (57.7%)

Bobby Singer/Rufus Turner vs. Spock/Kirk

Bobby/Rufus: 360 votes (13.3%)

Spock/Kirk: 2348 votes (86.7%)

Sol Bergstein/Robert Hanson vs. Paul Simon/Art Garfunkel

Sol/Robert: 888 votes (32.8%)

Simon/Garfunkel: 1820 votes (67.2%)

Crowley/Aziraphale vs. Greg Davies/Alex Horne

Crowley/Aziraphale: 1455 votes (53.7%)

Greg/Alex: 1253 votes (46.3%)

Greg House/James Wilson vs. The Captain/Julian

House/Wilson: 2247 votes (83%)

The Captain/Julian: 461 votes (17%)

Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm vs. Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Hoffman/Strahm: 779 votes (28.8%)

Holmes/Watson: 1929 votes (71.2%)

Garak/Julian Bashir vs George Harrison/Ringo Starr

Garak/Julian: 1893 votes (69.9%)

George/Ringo: 815 votes (30.1%)

George Harrison/Bob Dylan vs. Q/Picard

George/Bob: 824 votes (30.4%)

Q/Picard: 1884 votes (69.6%)

Statler/Waldorf vs. Burt/Irving

Statler/Waldorf: 2063 votes (76.2%)

Burt/Irving: 645 votes (23.8%)

Magneto/Professor X vs. Martin Scorsese/Robbie Robertson

Magneto/Professor X: 2322 votes (85.7%)

Marty/Robbie: 386 votes (14.3%)

Karl Marx/Friedrich Engels vs. Martin Scorsese/Robert DeNiro

Marx/Engels: 1639 votes (60.5%)

Marty/Robert: 1069 votes (39.5%)

Bruce Springsteen/Clarence Clemons vs. Gus Fring/Mike Erhmantraut

Bruce/Clarence: 1929 votes (71.2%)

Gus/Mike: 779 votes (28.8%)

Mike Nesmith/Peter Tork vs. Matt Damon/Ben Affleck

Mike/Peter: 1457 votes (53.8%)

Matt/Ben: 1251 votes (46.2%)

VOTING WILL END NOVEMBER 3RD AT 10 PM CST!

[mystical-one]

iCarly-esque monkees reboot where theyve been cryogenically frozen since the 60s austin powers-style and now theyre trying to get internet famous even though they dont know what an internet is. iMonkees

[mystical-one]

aaaaand send post

[weepingwitch]

truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn't make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried

[kale-soda]

please send thoughts and prayers to us in the oingo boingo community we got a 7.1 magnitude disappointing-male-behavior earthquake

[kale-soda]

ANOTHER ONE?!

[vamplire]

i love u october i love u halloween decor i love u crunchy leaves i love u spooky vibes i love u horror movies i love u thunderstorms i love u candy i love u costumes i love u spooky music i love u hot cocoa i love u pumpkin patches i love u haunted houses i love u candles i love u fall hayrides i love u oversized sweaters i love u autumn

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[mypoorcanary]

the monkees react to you annoucning your preganant

micky:

you'll have to kill me before i'll pay goddamn child support. i'm monkeeing away!!

mike:

peter:

im killing myself goodbye sorrybwomen

davy:

oh yeah baby dig it! thats shagadelic i didn't even know i could have kids after i had bottom surgery!

[butchfagminotaur]

i wish to GOD my city had a lesbian bar i NEED TO GO TO A LESBIAN BAR

[monkee-mobile]

will never get over that at some point the monkees decided that they could just ask each other for platonic kisses and it’s become so commonplace that micky just assumes Davy is asking him for a kiss when they’re talking about the band kiss.

and this was written by michael fucking nesmith.

[androcola]

aheem heem.weemper