For the rejected and the monsters. Obligatory MCYT SCP story for Sleepy Bois Inc + Tubbo. A special interest that's consumed my brain utterly for over 4 years now. CookieNomNomCrunch on AO3. They/them š
This is an au that has consumed me. This blog will just be a terrible mess of whatever Iām stuck on for the week, likely with little explanation and heavy spoilers. Anyway, the general vibe + anomalous properties are below cut:
Philza: The Zilant. Is the immortal concept of fire and fury, which pretends to be a dragon, which pretends to be a human. Maintains his personhood by attaching himself to mortals he calls his āCollectedā. Currently: Tommy, Wilbur, The Blade, and Tubbo. Additionally, Philza is very intent on keeping any promise he makes and was kept in the Foundation exclusively because theyād captured his Collected and made a deal. Gives great dad advice, except when the advice is ālet me murder them for you <3ā
Tommy: The Instigator. Has a blood red liquid on his hands that grows when heās scared. When people touch it, they become aggressive to anyone but Tommy. At low TI-Red levels this leads to things like bickering, but it escalates to physical violence and brutality. When TI-Red levels consume him and he thinks heās going to die, he summons The Blade. Lived as a normal human and met Wil, Phil, and The Blade after a summoning at 15; visited the homeless guys occasionally till the Foundation captured at 16. Abandonment issues, highly touch starved, used as a Thaumiel. Collected Tubbo.
The Blade: The Blood God. Is a massive boar behemoth with voices in his head. When attacked (or if thereās an orphan), becomes The Blood God, who will bend the universe to ensure he wins. The Blade only comes back when the challenge has been completed. Grew up as a monster in the woods, but pulled himself up out of the voices, figured out what was him and what was The Blood God, and established his own personhood. Somehow has a college degree, met Phil and Wil during a gap year. Loves gardening and murdering people for Tommy. Also managed to come out of the Foundation the least traumatized, iconic.Ā
Wilbur: Soot. [tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block] His legs magically rearrange so he is the tallest humanoid in the room. Oh also the void in the side of his face that eldritch abominations claw their way out of. Was basically a feral starving child till ~14 when Philza forcefully adopted him. A chronic insomniac with a heart of gold and a tongue of silver, held together despite the inherent contradictions between being a supreme survivalist and a drama hoe. Memory issues because he represses basically everything.Ā
Tubbo: The Pollinator. Is a honeycomb skin suit for approximately 400,000 bees. Uses they/them we/us pronouns, because they are a Hive mind/system containing at least three humans: a Little, a Foundation employee, and a lawyer/farmer. Tubbo grew up mostly normal, albeit in secret. The most recently captured by the Foundation, and a staunch pacifist. This causes them to be at odds with Philza, who did a few murderous rampages too many, and The Blade, for the reason above and also because he destroyed their legs. But they stick around because theyāre attached to Tommy.Ā
Basic vibes are found family, hurt/comfort, questions of morality, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but itās all bound together with love at the end of the day.
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Project Guide
The tag 'crumbs to tide you over' is how I organize ficlets, wip sippets, and fic announcements. Personal tag is something to nom on. Wilbur tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block tags, and my PR response to that is here.
Ao3 fics:
Fault. The titular SBI SCP AU. SBI trapped in the Foundation. Lots of angst, large exploration of trauma, dehumanization, moral philosophies, and messed up found family. Tags are fault au, fault memes pog, sbi scp au, fault analysis, etc. This is a whole series and has many associated works. Long Fic.
>Also Where, then, do your loyalties lie? for AU where human Phil works for the Foundation and tries to free kid SCP Tommy. Complete.
Mandatory Family Reunion. Techno kidnapped by criminal dark SBI and handles it very poorly AU. Heavy dark em duo. Explores different types of abuse, motivations, delusions, and how love causes harm. Tag is Mandatory Family Reunion, sometimes mfr. Long Fic.
The Lambs Wolves Wear (Ficlet is here; starts at the Reveal and currently goes further than the ao3) Fully dark SBI where Philza's children were replaced by monsters. Demon "Tommy", changeling "Wilbur", and ghost army "Technoblade" are violent and traumatized, their tensely conflicting infiltration motives jeopardizing the lives of everyone in a twenty mile radius. As they experience love for the first time, will the wolves in sheeps clothing be tamed? Tw for abuse and horror. Long Fic.
Way more below, those are just my main projects ^-^
Where Hearts Roost. Fairy tale AU, Tommy and Wilbur break into witch Philza's cottage and get adopted. Sweet, hurt/comfort, themes of learning to trust. Complete.
The Altars We Sacrifice Our Futures On. Wherein Tommy is sacrificed to The Blood God, except he isn't an orphan so Techno awkwardly adopts him and is awful at parenting. Very funny and fluffy with some dark humor mixed in. Complete.
To Return the Favor of Raising Me. Zombie apocalypse where kid Techno struggles to lead Tommy, Niki, Tubbo, and Ranboo in killing survivors to feed their brains to zombie Philza. Techno develops insane beef with Kristin, who tries to rescue the kids to her survivor compound. Heavy angst, MCD (duh Phil is a zombie), lots of traumatized children. Complete, Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Shred Your Wings to Make You Ours. Wing fic! Predator bird Philza shreds prey!Technoās wings and shoves him in a hole to eat later. Only problem? Philza is a sleep deprived new dad, and accidentally brings Techno back to the nest. Now the only way Techno can survive is to pretend to be a predator, too. A literal Dead Bird Do Not Eat fic- as the whole premise is cannibalism birds.
Always at His Side, Never in His Sight. OSMP + Philzaās FlowerFall. Queer royalty AU with lots of bedrock bros angst. Tommy is struggling with insecurities, aromanticism, and growing gender dysphoria, and elects to cope with invisibility potions even as side effects grow worse. Adopted crown prince Techno dodges assassins, wrangles structural inaccessibility, and accepts his role as a martyr for Tommy. Angst/comfort with fun Origin social world building. Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Of Feathers and Fawning. (or ficlet here) Where Tommy is an avian and during exile his abuser takes advantage of his instincts to manipulate him. Angst heavy, deals with suffering and recovering from abuse. Complete.
Rise up and make this city glow. Young mage Niki gets conscripted invited to learn magic! Her mentor, Technoblade, had far more reservations. Hard not to, after being broken down through endless crushed rebellions. Is Niki the spark that can finally fan the flames of revolution? Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Lord, what fools these mortals be! Fantasy AU, Winter Court Fae Queen Kristin and King Philza try to kidnap SBI. Wacky hijinks with dark portions. Some themes of bodily autonomy, subtle manipulations, absurdity of the fae. One chapter left.
Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home. Mythology AU where Techno is a Harvest/Revolt god that is killed every Winter Persephone style, Wilbur a Festival/Dissent god. Heavy tragedy. Themes of self change, coping with grief. Abandoned with outline.
One shots:
Where do Babies Come From? Modern AU where Philza picks up homeless kids. My first fic everyone say awww.
Worth far more than your weight in gold. Monster Hunter Techno goes after Philza, who is a raven-dragon-kenku, for taking Tommy. Phil can only talk through redacting others sentences. Monster/culture worldbuilding. Hurt/comfort, distrustful bonding. Themes of learning to value yourself, discrimination, communication.
116 East Normal Street. Human Techno bonding with his neighborhood, who are all not-so-secretly from very different genres such as 'magical girl' or 'noir detective' or 'invading alien'. Most light-hearted thing I've ever written tbh. Themes about suburban isolation but it's buried in there.
A ghost is a tragedy reliving itself. Fault AU where they are abstracted into short horror stories.
Pigmalian.exe. Technoblade is a war robot and Philza is the scientist who made him. As Philza nurtures Techno to sentience, the robot struggles with the meaning of agency and friendship. Angst and Bonding.
Vlogger and the Vampire. Parasocial? Paranormal? Why not both? Vampire emerald duo when Philza nabs a new angry fledgeling. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Ficlets:
Reverse āThe Lambs Wolves Wearā. Lambs!AU where Philza is the one replaced by a monster (angel) and his children have to navigate it.
Sandduo makes āThe Lambs Wolves Wearā even more tragic. āWilburā shows up after Philza already killed āTechnoā and āTommyā. Pure angst ensues. Complete.
Waxing and Waning. Goddess of Death Kristin tricks Philza into becoming an icarus figure, only, sun god Tommy has never been embraced before. Complete.
Civilian. Philza finds a team of child superheroes and begins to get worried about their safety. Time to take it into his own hands! Complete.
Reverse Mafia Kidnapping? Tommy kidnaps Crime Boss!Philza. Chaos ensues. Complete.
Paragon of Justice (or whatever). Superhero Techno takes the fall for Ranboo to get tossed in jail the same week villain Wilbur gets caught, too. When breaking out of jail, villain sbi decide to take a plus one! Complete.
A Study in Brood Parasites. Dark!Kristin is a brood parasite bird that plants her chick, Techno, into Philzaās family. Only, she becomes enraptured watching Philza care for his family. Surely he wonāt mind if another brood parasite infiltrates his familyā¦. Complete.
Under-The-Bed. Tommy has a brand new monster under his bed. And maybe, if heās nice enough, Techno will protect him from the monsters over-the-bed. Complete.
Murky Depths. Tiny Merman Techno gets rescued from polluted waters by a giant Kristin and put into a fish tank to recover. He is very Andy about this. Complete.
Do you need help drowning, darling? Vampire Hunter!Techno gets only partially turned, and is in deep denial about it as his health gets worse and worse. Luckily (?) for him, vampire Philza just decided to infiltrate the hunter compound.
Your Heart in My Hands. Fledgeling Tommy isnāt integrating with the coven well :( he keeps trying to escape. But now that Philza has found the reason he was running, all he has to do is lock Tommy in a room with Tubbo until heās turnedā¦or consumed. Almost complete.
The Blood God and His Fledgeling. Hyper Depressed ancient vampire!Techno finds the reincarnation of Theseus, the man who refused to turn thousands of years ago. While he wonāt turn Tommy without consentā¦.heās not above forcing the issue. Honestly kinda abandoned.
Beast and Boy. Techno is a giant monster thatās been terrorizing the town for years, but when gravely wounded limps off to die. Tommy, however, just got a new puppy!!! And is very determined his parents wonāt find out about the puppy under the house. Complete.
Bunnybladeās 5-step Plan to World Dominance. Lab bunny Techno escapes, only to fall in the TOTALLY NEFARIOUS clutches of Philza. BUT WORRY NOT! The feeble might of a random civilian is not enough to Bunnybladeās terrible schemes! ā¦but might postpone them for a carrot break. And some petting. Comedy.
Shoot to Kill (I know you will). Cyber punk. Death lottery reaper!Phil tries to chase down Techno, but is thwarted by the principles of anarchy. Complete.
Hibernation. au where techno doesnāt really hibernate for weeks at a time; he just thinks he does because his āfriendsā drug him for long periods of time to help him learn how to 'lower his guard'. Complete.
The Hero of Their Dreams. Abused!Tommy finds escapism through his dreams, where he is the beloved hero of a fantasy world. And the people in his dreams will do anything to ensure Tommy never wakes up to the horrors of their reality. 5/6.
In Case of Malunion, Carve Through Bone. Collab with Sohr and Apple. Archeologist!Philza is a modern reincarnation of an ancient trio deity who unwittingly revives Technoblade and Kristin. Through a road trip of museum heists, Techno and Kristin start gathering up the shattered pieces of Phil's deitihood. Piece by piece they replace the mortal. Complete.
I've Heard It Both Ways (from The Voices) Psyche Au where Techno claims he has visions from The Blood God which helps him solve murder cases. Uh huh. That's what he's going with. Tommy (Lassiter) is having none of it. But after Skeppy (Mr Yang) captures them both, Tommy might not like the truth he finds. Complete.
The Evertrue Pull of Home. Birds use magnetic fields to navigate. Dark Kristin decides to blast his head with magnets so Philza has no compass home. Bedrock bros try to rescue him.
Can you love me, if I pretend? Human Techno finds refuge in an origins community by pretending to be a bunnyborn. It goes. Badly.
AMESMP
Context, I'm on an origins server playing a scientist phantom named Cessation.
Failure Analysis Log 3 is a fic told through a series of scientific contents regarding Wickburn Asper working on the Ancient City portal, trying to get into the afterlife. Tragedy, yuri (?!), horror.
Ame Smp intro, Seft (Cessation's phantom kid), Pod-cast posts 1, 2, battles, i'm like super behind explaining anything man gooood luck.
"Did you choose Philza?"
"No," Techno breathed. "But if I had to choose, I wouldn't have chosen you any more than you'd chose me." The god huffed his not-laugh without his lips moving.
"You already know me so well," the god told him. "But you don't know Philza."
"That's the problem."
"Is it? He chased you down. I've only ever heard of people chasing the wind, not the other way around. And no one has ever told the wind when to be still and wait with as much success as you."
"It's not enough." Techno hated how defeated those words sounded.
Read the tags on the fic! Also, I promise this has a happy ending :)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
This is a @voicesfortheblade fic for the wonderful Shae! Synopsis:
When bounty hunters gravely injured Technoblade, he found temporary refuge in a hybrid community. Initially, the hybrids were equally wary as he was of them, thinking of their own poachers. But their hackles eased when Technoblade pretended to be a bunnyborn. For some reason, the hybrids mistook his endless scars, relentless vigilance, and constant flinches as further proof Technoblade was one of them. All part of the master plan...?
The lie was only meant to last a few days, only meant to avoid death. But as Technoblade tentatively became used to the kindness of Philza, Niki, and Tommy, the justifications to delay running piled up. The lie could last a little longer, couldn't it?
you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.
[ID: an image of a hand pointing at a pig. The pig has a digital drawing layered over it so that it looks like Technoblade (by that I mean it looks like a drawn pig with a crown and cape.) A black box with white lines surrounds the image and the text on the bottom reads THAT(big text) is a pig (little text) end ID]
As promised, to celebrate 100 followers on Twitch, I will be doing a charity stream. I'm breaking out the facecam, putting on my cTechno cosplay, and I'll be playing Hytale for the first time ever.
This Sunday, 14th of June, at 3 pm EST.
There will be rewards for different amounts donated + rewards for hitting my two goals. And in case you're wondering, yes, with blowing up L'Manberg I do mean booting up the DSMP world download, because why not uwu
Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.
Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.
soulmate au where technoblade is just in a state of denial from like the first second the rest of sbi finds him
maybe he thought he'd never have any soulmates, maybe he just doesnt want soulmates because he thinks theyre bothersome or will be in his way of his life goals
but sbi are revealed as his soulmates all at once, and he just walks away
technoblade always thought he would probably only be able to tolerate maybe one platonic soulmate, but you never really know until the moment you meet your soulmate and the soul mark appears on your arm, and technoblade cringes at the idea of anything else
some people even get to go their whole life without having to deal with meeting a soulmate, lucky sons of a guns.
technoblade assumed, at the age of 27, since he'd already gone through college and highschool and his job is working from home, that he would be one of those people.
unfortunately, he was ambushed whist shopping in a small local shop for knitting supplies.
a group of three, a blonde teenaged boy and brunette college aged man horridly shoved into one cart, the brunettes legs stretched beside the boys, which were hanging out the end, and a middle aged blonde pushing them both.
technoblade happened to be in-front of them in the too small isle, and the moment they got near and he glanced up to get out of the way, a warmth bloomed on his left arm, not uncomfortable per say but very near burning his whole arm up.
technoblade quickly looked to his arm, it had been cloudy out but so warm in the store that the sleeves on his knitted red pig face sweater were rolled up, and the strangers got a good view of the three new marks on technoblades forearm in between glancing at their own new mark.
he risked a glance at his own arm. a guitar, a striped hat, and a disc set.
he decided on wasting no more time, the strangers were struck silent at the moment and he didnt have a cart to pull like they did, he turned and speed walked out of the isle.
the strangers followed, the older man pushing the cart full of the boys quickly after him.
technoblade got to the entrance of the store in no time, with no time to check out he instantly settled on ditching the basket at the register in-front of the cashier, who gave a curious look but said nothing and nodded.
he knew the elderly women personally from his years of patronage, and she'd probably be nice enough to put it in the back for him to pick up and pay for later.
the man and the boys however, she yelled at them when they tried to pass her by, "you can't leave with that!!" though techno couldn't tell if she meant the cart or their items.
it halted the man and technoblade thought he saw the boys struggling to leave the cart frantically right before he finally left the door of the shop.
he ran to his car, went through his keys, unlocked the door, got in and started the engine before the doors to the yarn shop opened again, and then technoblade was lightly speeding out of the parking lot and down the road.
he even headed the opposite way form his home and took the long way home just incase they might have tried to follow him, but finally he got home to his cabin in the woods, assured they couldn't have followed him without notice on the straight back roads, and locked his door with a sigh of relief.
that was a close one.
...
but he would totally have to go somewhere else for yarn now huh.
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he gets a text late in the night.
unknown number: hey! this is your soulmates from the store? your cashier friend gave us your number, I know you were probably shocked, or maybe just shy? its definitely crazy to be meeting 3 soulmates at once. sent 10:29pm
unknown number: we can call? or would you want to meet up sometime? it can just be one or two of us at a time if you want! sent 10:30 pm
fuck. peggy was always such sucker for soulmate meetup stories. and he could definitely legally report anyone else for that, but he knows Peggy personally.
fuck.
this was not ideal, but he could ignore it.
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technoblade doesn't know how they found his fucking house.
a day later, a knocking had come to Technoblades door.
technoblade assumed it to be a door to door salesmen or Mormons, both which prolific in the rural area, but its a bit late in the day for salesmen, so he assumes Mormons.
all his lights are on visibly from the windows, and the Mormons won't go away for ages unless he answers.
usually though, they leave quickly after seeing long pink hair, pierced ears, and after a healthy smothering of technoblade pretending to be a Satanist
but when he opens the door, long hair down and tucked behind his ears to showcase his earrings, he's shocked to be greeted with the three strangers again.
the older one is front and center, holding a shopping bag clearly full of the yarn and things technoblade had left in his basket with the cashier yesterday.
he might actually report Peggy.
he slams the door and locks it. theres more knocking. the man says something through the door but technoblade is too far away at that point, rushing to lock the back door too.
technoblade closes all his curtains and sits on his living room coach with his laptop until the knocking stops.
he goes to bed too late, sleeps fitfully, and wakes too early.
when he eventually checks the porch he finds a bag of yarn left on his doorstep.
Race swap edition! (As in avian, piglin, etc, not the other kind of race we ain't doing that)
1. Are there any characters in your fics for whom swapping their race would change literally nothing?
2. And on the contrary, there are plenty of characters for whom it would change everything. So. What's the most story-breaking race swap you can possibly do?
3. Fault!Niki as a piggy (/aff) and The Blade as a fish. Do you see the potential Nom. Do you.
4. If you were any other race than human, what would you be?
5. I believe that dsmp's "hybrid culture" seems to me quite unique, with ender hybrids and slimes and etc for example. So. Which non-minecraft fandom do you think would benefit from getting hybrided and why?
1.Little changes in Babies?, altars, MFR, and City Glow would be the same I think.
2. The one that would change the most is Always/Never. All of the personal drama and assassination mystery is deeply dependent on peopleās origins.
Lambs also changes the whole plot, but Iāve done an ask about that. And functionally pretty similar. If Fault changes the main cast from anomalies to human than there isnāt a plot at all. Well. I supposed Tommy is an anomaly, though heās summoning someone other than The Blade. Maybe Raising Me swaps who is human and who is zombie? Possibly human Philza that the others are keeping to remember their humanity, and are doing serial killer stuff to keep being safe around them.
3. So if Niki is a pig itās cause it represents her concepts well. That or her concepts change but thatās more effort. And the only connection I can think of isā¦ā¦.smoked bacon >.<
I mean the color pallet is already perfect!
I gotta imagine The Blood God found the baddest great white on the block and went yes yes yes perfect vessel yes. Less pleased when Tommy summoned him and The Blade immediately asphyxiated.
4. Dragon. Or could I be ditto. I wanna turn into a lot of pokemon. I have been playing a lot of pokemon.
5. UH *tries to think of anything that isnāt dsmp* *debates if bog standard fantasy races count* *tries to think of anything with an all human cast* *tries to think of anything with a large enough cast for hybrids to have good unique variety* *goes to my popular tumblr tags* Um. Right! Yeah! I think there should be hybrids in Full Metal Alchemist!!
Imagine the Orphan Obliterator is literal. Like, the moment someone is killed their parents also die to make them an orphan. But because respawn exists Techno basically starts up a āwhoās the fatherā show where they dramatically run through candidates for each persons parents, then at the end kill the kid and see who also dies. Itās absolute chaos every time.
Techno is basically doing it for the clout and brand recognition. Things are going fantastic since he finds it funny to watch everyone else having insane drama while he just waits and then kills a dude at the end of each episode. Untilā¦the Wilbur special. Things are a little weird bc as far as they can tell only Phil died but hey only having one parent is FAR from the weirdest thing the show has seen (especially since Sally just got confirmed to everyoneās detriment) so they move onā¦
ā¦until Techno later realizes the fridge in the break room died and he just gives Phil this most horrified tell me you didnāt look.
