For the rejected and the monsters. Obligatory MCYT SCP story for Sleepy Bois Inc + Tubbo. A special interest that's consumed my brain utterly for over 4 years now. CookieNomNomCrunch on AO3. They/them š
This is an au that has consumed me. This blog will just be a terrible mess of whatever Iām stuck on for the week, likely with little explanation and heavy spoilers. Anyway, the general vibe + anomalous properties are below cut:
Philza: The Zilant. Is the immortal concept of fire and fury, which pretends to be a dragon, which pretends to be a human. Maintains his personhood by attaching himself to mortals he calls his āCollectedā. Currently: Tommy, Wilbur, The Blade, and Tubbo. Additionally, Philza is very intent on keeping any promise he makes and was kept in the Foundation exclusively because theyād captured his Collected and made a deal. Gives great dad advice, except when the advice is ālet me murder them for you <3ā
Tommy: The Instigator. Has a blood red liquid on his hands that grows when heās scared. When people touch it, they become aggressive to anyone but Tommy. At low TI-Red levels this leads to things like bickering, but it escalates to physical violence and brutality. When TI-Red levels consume him and he thinks heās going to die, he summons The Blade. Lived as a normal human and met Wil, Phil, and The Blade after a summoning at 15; visited the homeless guys occasionally till the Foundation captured at 16. Abandonment issues, highly touch starved, used as a Thaumiel. Collected Tubbo.
The Blade: The Blood God. Is a massive boar behemoth with voices in his head. When attacked (or if thereās an orphan), becomes The Blood God, who will bend the universe to ensure he wins. The Blade only comes back when the challenge has been completed. Grew up as a monster in the woods, but pulled himself up out of the voices, figured out what was him and what was The Blood God, and established his own personhood. Somehow has a college degree, met Phil and Wil during a gap year. Loves gardening and murdering people for Tommy. Also managed to come out of the Foundation the least traumatized, iconic.Ā
Wilbur: Soot. [tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block] His legs magically rearrange so he is the tallest humanoid in the room. Oh also the void in the side of his face that eldritch abominations claw their way out of. Was basically a feral starving child till ~14 when Philza forcefully adopted him. A chronic insomniac with a heart of gold and a tongue of silver, held together despite the inherent contradictions between being a supreme survivalist and a drama hoe. Memory issues because he represses basically everything.Ā
Tubbo: The Pollinator. Is a honeycomb skin suit for approximately 400,000 bees. Uses they/them we/us pronouns, because they are a Hive mind/system containing at least three humans: a Little, a Foundation employee, and a lawyer/farmer. Tubbo grew up mostly normal, albeit in secret. The most recently captured by the Foundation, and a staunch pacifist. This causes them to be at odds with Philza, who did a few murderous rampages too many, and The Blade, for the reason above and also because he destroyed their legs. But they stick around because theyāre attached to Tommy.Ā
Basic vibes are found family, hurt/comfort, questions of morality, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but itās all bound together with love at the end of the day.
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Project Guide
The tag 'crumbs to tide you over' is how I organize ficlets, wip sippets, and fic announcements. Personal tag is something to nom on. Wilbur tags are noms Wilbur or scp Wilbur if you want to block tags, and my PR response to that is here.
Ao3 fics:
Fault. The titular SBI SCP AU. SBI trapped in the Foundation. Lots of angst, large exploration of trauma, dehumanization, moral philosophies, and messed up found family. Tags are fault au, fault memes pog, sbi scp au, fault analysis, etc. This is a whole series and has many associated works. Long Fic.
>Also Where, then, do your loyalties lie? for AU where human Phil works for the Foundation and tries to free kid SCP Tommy. Complete.
Mandatory Family Reunion. Techno kidnapped by criminal dark SBI and handles it very poorly AU. Heavy dark em duo. Explores different types of abuse, motivations, delusions, and how love causes harm. Tag is Mandatory Family Reunion, sometimes mfr. Long Fic.
The Lambs Wolves Wear (Ficlet is here; starts at the Reveal and currently goes further than the ao3) Fully dark SBI where Philza's children were replaced by monsters. Demon "Tommy", changeling "Wilbur", and ghost army "Technoblade" are violent and traumatized, their tensely conflicting infiltration motives jeopardizing the lives of everyone in a twenty mile radius. As they experience love for the first time, will the wolves in sheeps clothing be tamed? Tw for abuse and horror. Long Fic.
Way more below, those are just my main projects ^-^
Where Hearts Roost. Fairy tale AU, Tommy and Wilbur break into witch Philza's cottage and get adopted. Sweet, hurt/comfort, themes of learning to trust. Complete.
The Altars We Sacrifice Our Futures On. Wherein Tommy is sacrificed to The Blood God, except he isn't an orphan so Techno awkwardly adopts him and is awful at parenting. Very funny and fluffy with some dark humor mixed in. Complete.
To Return the Favor of Raising Me. Zombie apocalypse where kid Techno struggles to lead Tommy, Niki, Tubbo, and Ranboo in killing survivors to feed their brains to zombie Philza. Techno develops insane beef with Kristin, who tries to rescue the kids to her survivor compound. Heavy angst, MCD (duh Phil is a zombie), lots of traumatized children. Complete, Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Shred Your Wings to Make You Ours. Wing fic! Predator bird Philza shreds prey!Technoās wings and shoves him in a hole to eat later. Only problem? Philza is a sleep deprived new dad, and accidentally brings Techno back to the nest. Now the only way Techno can survive is to pretend to be a predator, too. A literal Dead Bird Do Not Eat fic- as the whole premise is cannibalism birds.
Always at His Side, Never in His Sight. OSMP + Philzaās FlowerFall. Queer royalty AU with lots of bedrock bros angst. Tommy is struggling with insecurities, aromanticism, and growing gender dysphoria, and elects to cope with invisibility potions even as side effects grow worse. Adopted crown prince Techno dodges assassins, wrangles structural inaccessibility, and accepts his role as a martyr for Tommy. Angst/comfort with fun Origin social world building. Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Of Feathers and Fawning. (or ficlet here) Where Tommy is an avian and during exile his abuser takes advantage of his instincts to manipulate him. Angst heavy, deals with suffering and recovering from abuse. Complete.
Rise up and make this city glow. Young mage Niki gets conscripted invited to learn magic! Her mentor, Technoblade, had far more reservations. Hard not to, after being broken down through endless crushed rebellions. Is Niki the spark that can finally fan the flames of revolution? Complete. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Lord, what fools these mortals be! Fantasy AU, Winter Court Fae Queen Kristin and King Philza try to kidnap SBI. Wacky hijinks with dark portions. Some themes of bodily autonomy, subtle manipulations, absurdity of the fae. One chapter left.
Lighting Lanterns to Bring You Home. Mythology AU where Techno is a Harvest/Revolt god that is killed every Winter Persephone style, Wilbur a Festival/Dissent god. Heavy tragedy. Themes of self change, coping with grief. Abandoned with outline.
One shots:
Where do Babies Come From? Modern AU where Philza picks up homeless kids. My first fic everyone say awww.
Worth far more than your weight in gold. Monster Hunter Techno goes after Philza, who is a raven-dragon-kenku, for taking Tommy. Phil can only talk through redacting others sentences. Monster/culture worldbuilding. Hurt/comfort, distrustful bonding. Themes of learning to value yourself, discrimination, communication.
116 East Normal Street. Human Techno bonding with his neighborhood, who are all not-so-secretly from very different genres such as 'magical girl' or 'noir detective' or 'invading alien'. Most light-hearted thing I've ever written tbh. Themes about suburban isolation but it's buried in there.
A ghost is a tragedy reliving itself. Fault AU where they are abstracted into short horror stories.
Pigmalian.exe. Technoblade is a war robot and Philza is the scientist who made him. As Philza nurtures Techno to sentience, the robot struggles with the meaning of agency and friendship. Angst and Bonding.
Vlogger and the Vampire. Parasocial? Paranormal? Why not both? Vampire emerald duo when Philza nabs a new angry fledgeling. Fandom Trumps Hate prompt.
Ficlets:
Reverse āThe Lambs Wolves Wearā. Lambs!AU where Philza is the one replaced by a monster (angel) and his children have to navigate it.
Sandduo makes āThe Lambs Wolves Wearā even more tragic. āWilburā shows up after Philza already killed āTechnoā and āTommyā. Pure angst ensues. Complete.
Waxing and Waning. Goddess of Death Kristin tricks Philza into becoming an icarus figure, only, sun god Tommy has never been embraced before. Complete.
Civilian. Philza finds a team of child superheroes and begins to get worried about their safety. Time to take it into his own hands! Complete.
Reverse Mafia Kidnapping? Tommy kidnaps Crime Boss!Philza. Chaos ensues. Complete.
Paragon of Justice (or whatever). Superhero Techno takes the fall for Ranboo to get tossed in jail the same week villain Wilbur gets caught, too. When breaking out of jail, villain sbi decide to take a plus one! Complete.
A Study in Brood Parasites. Dark!Kristin is a brood parasite bird that plants her chick, Techno, into Philzaās family. Only, she becomes enraptured watching Philza care for his family. Surely he wonāt mind if another brood parasite infiltrates his familyā¦. Complete.
Under-The-Bed. Tommy has a brand new monster under his bed. And maybe, if heās nice enough, Techno will protect him from the monsters over-the-bed. Complete.
Murky Depths. Tiny Merman Techno gets rescued from polluted waters by a giant Kristin and put into a fish tank to recover. He is very Andy about this. Complete.
Do you need help drowning, darling? Vampire Hunter!Techno gets only partially turned, and is in deep denial about it as his health gets worse and worse. Luckily (?) for him, vampire Philza just decided to infiltrate the hunter compound.
Your Heart in My Hands. Fledgeling Tommy isnāt integrating with the coven well :( he keeps trying to escape. But now that Philza has found the reason he was running, all he has to do is lock Tommy in a room with Tubbo until heās turnedā¦or consumed. Almost complete.
The Blood God and His Fledgeling. Hyper Depressed ancient vampire!Techno finds the reincarnation of Theseus, the man who refused to turn thousands of years ago. While he wonāt turn Tommy without consentā¦.heās not above forcing the issue. Honestly kinda abandoned.
Beast and Boy. Techno is a giant monster thatās been terrorizing the town for years, but when gravely wounded limps off to die. Tommy, however, just got a new puppy!!! And is very determined his parents wonāt find out about the puppy under the house. Complete.
Bunnybladeās 5-step Plan to World Dominance. Lab bunny Techno escapes, only to fall in the TOTALLY NEFARIOUS clutches of Philza. BUT WORRY NOT! The feeble might of a random civilian is not enough to Bunnybladeās terrible schemes! ā¦but might postpone them for a carrot break. And some petting. Comedy.
Shoot to Kill (I know you will). Cyber punk. Death lottery reaper!Phil tries to chase down Techno, but is thwarted by the principles of anarchy. Complete.
Hibernation. au where techno doesnāt really hibernate for weeks at a time; he just thinks he does because his āfriendsā drug him for long periods of time to help him learn how to 'lower his guard'. Complete.
The Hero of Their Dreams. Abused!Tommy finds escapism through his dreams, where he is the beloved hero of a fantasy world. And the people in his dreams will do anything to ensure Tommy never wakes up to the horrors of their reality. 5/6.
In Case of Malunion, Carve Through Bone. Collab with Sohr and Apple. Archeologist!Philza is a modern reincarnation of an ancient trio deity who unwittingly revives Technoblade and Kristin. Through a road trip of museum heists, Techno and Kristin start gathering up the shattered pieces of Phil's deitihood. Piece by piece they replace the mortal. Complete.
I've Heard It Both Ways (from The Voices) Psyche Au where Techno claims he has visions from The Blood God which helps him solve murder cases. Uh huh. That's what he's going with. Tommy (Lassiter) is having none of it. But after Skeppy (Mr Yang) captures them both, Tommy might not like the truth he finds. Complete.
The Evertrue Pull of Home. Birds use magnetic fields to navigate. Dark Kristin decides to blast his head with magnets so Philza has no compass home. Bedrock bros try to rescue him.
Can you love me, if I pretend? Human Techno finds refuge in an origins community by pretending to be a bunnyborn. It goes. Badly.
AMESMP
Context, I'm on an origins server playing a scientist phantom named Cessation.
Failure Analysis Log 3 is a fic told through a series of scientific contents regarding Wickburn Asper working on the Ancient City portal, trying to get into the afterlife. Tragedy, yuri (?!), horror.
Ame Smp intro, Seft (Cessation's phantom kid), Pod-cast posts 1, 2, battles, i'm like super behind explaining anything man gooood luck.
L'Manburg is a giant city-sized flying ship scraping through endless fog above a desolate world. It never lands, entirely self sufficient. Overcrowded as hell and bursting at the seams with generations of people with only bitter memories of a life off the ship, there is quite literally nowhere to escape to.
Not even in death.
Medicine has advanced like crazy and so itās super hard for most people to die. Philza is an Angel of Death meant to thin the ranks. Heās hella rich because when the death lottery lands on wealthy people, they bribe him. And sometimes he doesnāt take the offer so the next bribe is way bigger (or thatās what he says, sometimes someone is so despicable he wonāt be deterred no matter what). A few rich guys pick up on it and try to boost PR like crazy to seem like theyāre one of the good millionaires, which is enough for Phil to justify it all to himself.
Meanwhile, Techno is a broke anarchist with a gaggle of brats heās teaching principles of resistance and mutual aid to, becoming a cornerstone of his community through his work. Which means, heās causing a lot or problems for the elites. They want him gone, and they want him gone fast. Only, Techno keeps wriggling out of jail, be it by legal or illegal measures. Quackityās got loopholes on lockdown so the longest Technoās ever been in is three months, to return the favor of Techno hooking him up with connections to a really good dentist.
However, there is a system where prisoners get their name in extra times, to harshly enforce the consequences of repeated offenses. Meaning, itās deeply lucrative to try and criminalized types of people that you donāt like because it increases their chance of just dying. And for a young broke anarchist stirring up troubleā¦.thereās a lot of incentive to get him reaped.
But. Heh. Someone didnāt tell this loser Angel that Technoblade never dies. Techno isnāt given a heads up of course, but he lives his life paranoid enough that when Phil tries to get the drop on him, he barely evades. Leading to a chase. Leading to a very public chase, which may or may not involve Technoblade tossing lots of insults one liners and comebacks at Phil. On live television. And getting away.
Philza is rather publicly humiliated, though is more disgruntled by the fact heās failed a mission for the first time. So he tries to kill Techno again. And again. Itās even harder now that techno has a heads up though. Phil grits his teeth and asks for the Look Out system. Itās not common, but not unheard of, for an Angel to botch a mission. Not that Phil has ever needed it. Basically itās a reward put out for a confirmed spotting of the death marked, and an even bigger one for bringing them in. Not killing them tho, the gov doesnāt want the populace having means or experience in death, or the bad PR of killing the wrong guy. So now, the overflowing population is also on the look out for Techno.
Except. Except Techno has actually really firmly rooted himself in his community. Heās the one who steals medicine for sick kids and intimidates gangs away from protection rackets. Heās the one handing out pamphlets on rights so people avoid arrest, starting protests, popping people out of detention centers, delivering meals to those over 300, everything. And every single time he was hammering in the idea of mutual aid. So. He might have a lot of favors to cache. And after their hard clawed for stability started to unravel in the 3 months Techno was in jail, theyāll do anything to keep him.
Philza gets a call on a Techno sighting, only to find no one but a small blond brat, with later intel telling him Techno was three miles away and eighty floors down. Tommy, apparently the chatter box is called, tells him this ENDLESS story including what he ate for breakfast and when his birthday is in the preamble to when he saw the death marked. And also how the death marked was helping a 500 year old lady cross the street and rescued a warp kitten from a tree. And after an hour when Phil is certain heās getting nothing tries to threaten Tommy into giving real info since thereās a fine for false tips. Only for the kid to burst into ENDLESS tears about how itāll bankrupt his family and hurt his chronically ill mother and his little sister wonāt be able to afford pre-K coloring pencils even though sheās an amazing artist and itās the only thing that brings the family joy. And like. Phil is already extremely harried so he straight up shoves a bunch of money at Tommy to get him to shut up. At which point Tommyās like. Blink blink. Wait but ur evil.
The groupās strategy radically readjusts once they realize Phil is not pure evil. Not that Techno is ever going to trust a COP, but, maybe they can use this.
Philza glides through the tall city towers on mechanical wings, his shadow coasting ominously over the crowds below. Superstition promises bad luck at minimum when an Angel of Death passes over. Ridiculous, Philza only targets death marked; heās not a serial killer by any means. His DNA scanner runs wild, until suddenly pinging on one figure out of thousands. Swooping into a dive he nearly starts a chase on Technoā
only to get abruptly stopped by Ranboo clinging onto him full force tackle wailing about having lost a family member to an Angel recently. Phil tries to fight them off but heās already lost Techno in the crowd. (Just why is the crowd sheltering him? Donāt they want the reward?) Anyway he figures Ranboo is in on the Techno protection scheme, because increasingly a lot of people are rallying behind Techno in a unified front despite all the elite propaganda attempting to suppress favor for him.
So Phil sits Ranboo down and is like, no, the system is fair, think about the consequences, itās a more peaceful death than disease or war or famine, etc etc propaganda that fades into a genuine attempt at grief counseling.
Ranboo: why not give people like a monthās notice to get everything in order.
Phil: Techno had a heads up of five seconds and look where thatās gotten us.
The real guts of the conversation is the argument about the wealth disparity of targets. Phil tries to argue that there are so few targeted because theyāre already a minority of the population, Ranboo countering with the bribe thing, Phil retorts about the philanthropy heās inspired, but finally goes quiet when Ranboo slams down a journal detailing all the records showing how fake and surface level it was. Data Phil didnāt have, or overlooked, maybe purposefully.
Phil: ā¦.. nobody escapes death, mate. Maybe itās not fair to individuals, but itās the fairness society needs to persist.
Ranboo: what if it was your family, though? Your friends?
And Phil just laughs bitterly. "No one loves death, kid."
Phil and Techno bantering more and more on each attempted hunt. Itās almostā¦nice for someone not to be scared of him for once. Honestly itās some of the only real human connection Phil actually has, since thereās a massive rotating cast of other characters trying to thwart him to avoid any intense heat or scrutiny. Still, Phil is sharp as a whip and quickly realizes a lot of them are accidentally dropping information about who Techno is as a person. Philza of course records it all, trying to build a profile of the kid heās hunting. But admittedlyā¦.a lot of it isnāt useful. He knows Techno gardened relentlessly in a covert hydroponics den to feed his community, but his neighbors are left to tend to it now heās fled. He has snippets of Technoās favorite books from the home he ransacked and the lines Techno drops in conversations, but even if heās read them all twice it doesnāt help him catch the death marked. Endless stories about the tangible good techno did for this community, far more real than the performative acts Philza coerced from the upper elite.
As mocking and humiliated as Phil was by the āTechno never diesā taunt, itās almost relieving now. Techno lives on in a million stories, all the lives heās touched. Heās revolutionized the community into something supportive, and that wonāt be lost even when his life is.
And then on a hunt, Philza actually manages to hit Techno. He swallows his heart in his throat, realizing heād relied on Techno never dying than he thought. Techno had already been off his game, he shouldāve realized as quiet as the man was.
Philza chases the limping techno through the streets, corralling him somewhere more private so he can save techno, but knows techno just thinks itās so he wonāt be martyred. Phil increasingly screaming with worry in his thoughts but canāt say anything bc monitorization. He approaches Techno slowly like a cornered animal, weapons lowered but prepared for an attack. Techno is nothing like himself when scared, quiet and desperate and blinded with pain to his usual cleverness. Soon enough heās cornered in a backend with no where to run - or, normally he would, but not with that bloody sizzling mess of his leg.
Philza crouches down, moving slow as he prowls toward his prey. Philzaās wings spread out to block Technoās escape, or any civilians from seeing what occurs.Ā The cameras too, he prays.
āIāll make it quick,ā he announces while shaking his head silently. The death marked only curls into himself in pain. Was he always this small? Sure Phil knew he was barely of age from the file but prime he was tiny. Philzaā¦didnāt have anywhere he could take techno for help. In the months heād been chasing the death marked, heād been increasingly aware of the contrast between Technoās unending support network and his absolute jack all, but itās never felt so real realizing he has genuinely no one that can help him with this.
Phil peels off the makeshift scrap armor techno has on his leg, injecting a hyper-adrenal syringe and praying the temp meds help him manage it. Heās trying to use soothing touches but canāt much gauge how itās working, or if techno is scared of him, if heās- if heās still conscious. So gently, Phil peels off Technoās helmet. Heāsā¦nervous. Phil has to memorize his targetās features through pictures and videos because Angels arenāt meant to get the wrong person. Hell all their weapons are DNA based to ensure it. But he memorizes, he doesnāt get familiar. Cant stomach it. And heās seen a Lot more of techno than usual, mugshots of his casual smirk, snapshots of him laughing with friends. Phil isnāt ready to see the real Techno, scared and dizzy with blood loss, because itāll make this seem real. The familiar face pasted over his walls, bone white in death. Because Techno is so painfully familiar, now. Maybe the only person in the whole world that Philza has.
And since Philza has cough cough an entirely justified cork board spread of Techno, of course he immediately recognizes his sister, Niki. And immediately panics because 1. he hurt techno's sister 2. he's just hurt a non-death mark, PR nightmare 3. he hurt techno's sister 4. he's already failing this mission so badly and might get fired 5. he hurt techno's sister 6. Civilians are going to avoid him even more after this 7. she's just a kid, not even fifteen, he's hurt a kid oh prime he's hurt a kid 8. he's hurt techno's sister 9. he wouldn't have even realized if he'd just done his job right and killed techno from the start 10. he's hurt her he's hurt her he's hurt her he's hurt h
Niki flinches at her name, biting down on a scream. But she hisses out: It's worth it. Every delay on the bounty is another life saved.
Phil: kid kid no hang on, I'll get you to a hospital, pay for it and everything--
Niki: You already planned to destroy my life by killing him. Techno is all I have.
And Phil is suddenly seething. Because it's such a disservice to everything Techno has ever built that it's vile to him, to imply that Niki wouldn't be cared for. That Techno hasn't single handedly built a community that cares in the pit of a gutter. That all his work would've been in vain. That Techno isn't beloved by everyone, including Philza.
Which is about when Techno's steel boot slams into his temple.
Philza curls into himself, accepting the exploding pain of Techno stomping his ribs in. No point calling for help, no one would come running. He doesn't deserve it anyway. A befitting end for an Angel of Death. The world slips away into black.
He doesn't expect to wake up. Least of all in Techno's safe house chained up to 11. He's bleary and feels naked without any weapons or armor or gadgets. The world is a weird blur of blotchy pain and bright lights. But as he's catching a sea of angry people he recognizes, the only thing phil can think is. "where are the books"
Then, as his brain cells start connecting one to the next, Philza is terrified for how niki is doing. Relentlessly asks about her condition, starts spitting out what all his medical supplies is and how to use it so she's okay. Which leads to the anarchists having a lot of side eye, since they thought that would only happen with some death threats.
At first the anarchists were wanting. well information, weapons, the look of fear in Phil's eyes as they realize he's at their mercy. Maybe a lil torture for catharsis, since it's not like that gets info. But now they're staring down a pathetic mess and are like. hmmm. okay so this guy is about 5 minutes away from flipping sides maybe we can work with this.
Now techno. Techno techno techno. Quite honestly, philza has made his life a living hell. Of course Technoās laid back joking attitude meant he could banter back and forth no sweat, but a large part of that was also just plain public image control and trying to make sure his enemies couldnāt tell just how on the back foot he was. Techno had his entire LIFE detonate, has been couch surfing endlessly while scared witless heād be getting friends hurt for him, hasnāt had a full nights sleep in ages, paranoid out of his head, and just had his little sister shot. So YEAH. Not team Phil thatās for sure!
Niki tho. Well she hates Phil too cause she was also on the run and saw how bad it affected techno. But she also saw how bad Phil reacted when hit, even before he realized it was her.
Tommy tho remembers the way that Phil gave him a bunch of money, and Ranboo thinking about how Phil actually sat through and had a real conversation with them, being kind and polite albeit wrong.
So with some time and a lot of conversations, they eventually convince Phil that Techno's lottery was rigged by the elite. doesn't matter if it's true or not tbh, but it works with Phil trying to frame himself mentally as a good person. So they decideā¦why not return the favor? Repay a visit to those wealthy who duped Phil in pretending they were a net positive to society.
After a little while, Philza 'escapes'. bats his eyes so innocently at his employers like what do you mean I botched Techno's hit. He's reduced to atoms out of public eye so that he can't be martyred. nvm the propaganda coup that Techno fully escaped, or was brutalized evilly, or whatever mixture of wild conspiracy theories are fueling public outcry. The community surges wildly, everyone connecting a lot more, blooming class consciousness, the revolution is beginning and it's beginning with love for the legendary death mark Technoblade who never dies. And Philza just salutes and is like donāt worryy I'm doing everrrrrything I can to stop this problem while sabotage Death Inc's PR. Boom. Anarchist Angel of Death Phil who now does hits exclusively on the wealthy, sorry that's just what the lottery keeps giving him he's only doing his job :/ what can yah do
Also au where magic is widely used in most battles and techno tends to win all those battles by just outright using his fists. All his opponents put up shields expecting a blast of energy or they make some fancy protective effect that will mirror back whatever magic damage is made on them and Techno just. Hits them across the face.
He also just straight up cant do any magic whatsoever. In a plot convenient sort of way heās like oddly immune to it (resistant to it? Magic doesnāt Work with him) and thus he will never become a proper mage, which is seen as a huge disadvantage. How can he ever become a great name without magic? Easy. Violence. He has a fantastic round house kick. All his enemies fear the round house kick.
I like the concept of a magic-user world being so used to magic in general that they consider battles to be over the second that spells can no longer be cast. Actual fighting is seen as underhanded and useless because yknow compared to Magical Explosions what the fuck is a punch gonna do but its not about the single punch its the surprise element. You gotta get them before they even know whatās going on. Technoās entire tactic is to just hit them before they realize he doesnāt even have an actual staff or anything. Speed is key. āDo not let them monologue. Go for the throat.ā - Techno, probably
guys im being so fucking fr rn like this was my first day joining this badminton club and i was like "damn this guy looks and sounds exactly like grian" and i kept think8ng about it and thwn i was like wait. WAIT. HIS NAME IS CHARLES.
so at the end of it i just casually asked him if he's a youtuber and he was like yeah and i was like "are you grian" and he was like haha yeah
i didnt wanna make it awkward by asking to tame a picture with Everyone Around especially since we were both sweaty from running around but i told him im a fan and he said he appreciates it
i guess ill be playing badminton with grian minecraft on fridays then?????? thats so awesome
btw he's pretty good at badminton (or maybe im just rlly bad)
he was really nice btw šš we were a team on the last game and i played like ass
1. because i havent played in years so today was just a warm up
2. i was in so much shock trying to figure out if its ACTUALLY him
but he was really nice and encouraging everytime i Almost Got It š„ŗ
shoutout to grian man. hes cool
(btw this was a badminton group i picked at complete random just the first one that popped up when i searched so i just was not expecting that at all?????)
Beech time! Uh oh, letās hope Dr. Blake and Webb donāt notice SBI having a party on the other side of the beechā¦
Tommy and Tubbo distinctly shouldnāt be allowed in the ocean for various reasons. The Blade however is a California Girl and is living his best life as a beech pig. Wilbur eats a pit in the sand that they fill with water so Tommy can safely swim without contaminating the ocean. And Philza is having a WONDERFUL time sunbathing his little lizard self. Plus he spent millions of years as a leviathan and finds it nostalgic.
Dr. Blake funnily enough is having a splendid time and is being Very Normal with her trashy romcom novels and a classic āWine is cheaper than therapyā glass. Being an evil scp doctor is just her day job, and she needs time to unwind! Webb is running around stressed as hell trying to convince his daughter to play in the water and getting tch s in response.
Neonās prompt: au where the piglins lose custody of techno for child abuse, since obviously goons paid to raise a kidnapped hostage are terrible. Skeppy's mamma, a low level Syndicate goon*, gets custody of him and raises techno. then phil sees a family picture of them and goes 'Where The Fuck Did You Get That'
Ms Diamond has two seconds to go āOh God he Wants this Child Deadā and have flashbacks to everything the Angel of Death has ever done. Just how dead sheāll be if she angers this mysterious mafia boss. and goes kiiiiiids weāre going on a road trip š„° no you donāt have to go to school today. Donāt worry about mommyās gun. Itās for. Bears.
Skeppy is just excited to skip middle school and hang out with his family and Techno has the full weight of an abusive childhood screaming that something is wrong. But he trusts his new mamma. Right?
Diamamma is trying to hide the fear of god put in her because everyone knows what happens to traitors to the Syndicate. Which Phil is fully treating her as because she just double kidnapped his kid and was secretly hiding him this whole time who knows how far in the Syndicate sheās infiltrated! So Diamamma and the kids are being hunted down cross country while Diamamma desperately pretend itās a vacation.
Some late night in a hotel room that blends with all the other, tired from a long day on the road but unable to sleep cause mamma promised theyād go to a dinosaur park tomorrow to see giant stegosaurus footprints, techno catches mamma coming in late at night. Sheās walking funny, like sheās trying to keep quiet but it hurts to sneak, and Techno knows that in a second cause heās done it, too, back when things were bad. He knows the hissing breath through her teeth, knows soft thump of a body pressed into a doorway to stay up.
What techno doesnāt know, when he flicks on the light, is all the blood that isnāt her own.
Her smile is shakey, eyes dazed. āGo back to bed sweetie. Donāt want to be tired for the- for the Dinos tomorrow.ā
Diamamma is crying when she explains that theyāre being chased. That sheās not a good person, that she joined a gang after his parentsā arrest cause she thought they had connections and wanted to make sure techno would be safe. Explains that she never thought the gang she joined would be the one that was hurting techno in the first place.
Explains that none of it matters now cause sheās not ever gonna let them hurt Techno again. That sheās chose her family over the Angel of Death even though itās a deadly sort of choice.
Techno patches her up, cause thatās what he knows how to do. And when Skeppy is cranky in the morning from waking up in a moving car, he explains itās cause he was too excited for the park and pestered mamma to drive early.
once again postponing my analysis on the fascism of the Fault!SCP Foundation, however, Razzmatazz encapsulates so succinctly the propaganda necessary for violent oppression. All the little tricks of tongue from Dr Blake and Webb, seeping in to deny the personhood of the anomalies, turning violence into so called justice. Particularly āthe blinking lights are breaking bonesā with the police/MTF/anomaly violence that becomes a spectacle, a blinding sort of dazzle. A mixture of the Keter alarm becoming so common place, Philzaās revenge as a demonstration that goes no where, because it doesnāt fix anything. The scientists in their ivory towers protected from the consequences of their oppression.
How violence was inextricably tied to being necessary to āget back homeā no matter how desperate Tubbo was for pacifism to work. But it was never going to. Neither the anomalies NOR Foundations workers were human enough for death to matter, all faceless, anonymous. Tubbosā pacifism couldnāt save them. Philzaās massacre couldnāt, either, converted into further propaganda. Itās purely Dr Blake, all choices leading inevitably to further fuel the Foundationās fascism.
Lambs Phil is probably homophobic considering being a 17th century but I also feel like it would distract too much to modern readers for that to come up if im honest
You didnāt choose this.
They deserve it.
Itās not your fault.
If only Tommy could believe that. Not all of the Red on his hands is blood, but it barely helps. His life at the SCP Foundation is routine: white walls and bland āfoodā broken up only by visits with Philza if heās lucky, doctors and researchers if he isnāt, and The Blade if heās really, really unlucky. Survival has a cost, but rarely is it one he himself pays, and the guilt of what he's done is almost enough to convince Tommy that the Foundation is right to lock up dangerous anomalies like him.
But then one day a bee appeared in his cell. Thatās not to say things got better, but, well, they certainly werenāt so mundane anymore.
Fault is a hurt/comfort long fic about a sleepy bois inc using the setting of the SCP Foundation. It initially centers Tommy and clingy duo before shifting to a rotating perspective adding Tubbo, Techno, Philza, Wilbur, and a large cast of side characters. It details the trauma and moral struggles of sbi and their encounter with the SCP Foundation that works to capture andā¦.study anomalies. Themes/tropes include interrogations of guilt and blame, found family, heavy angst, dehumanization, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but itās all bound together with love at the end of the day.
You didnāt choose this.
They deserve it.
Itās not your fault.
If only Tommy could believe that. Not all of the Red on his hands is blood, but it barely helps. His life at the SCP Foundation is routine: white walls and bland āfoodā broken up only by visits with Philza if heās lucky, doctors and researchers if he isnāt, and The Blade if heās really, really unlucky. Survival has a cost, but rarely is it one he himself pays, and the guilt of what he's done is almost enough to convince Tommy that the Foundation is right to lock up dangerous anomalies like him.
But then one day a bee appeared in his cell. Thatās not to say things got better, but, well, they certainly werenāt so mundane anymore.
Fault is a hurt/comfort long fic about a sleepy bois inc using the setting of the SCP Foundation. It initially centers Tommy and clingy duo before shifting to a rotating perspective adding Tubbo, Techno, Philza, Wilbur, and a large cast of side characters. It details the trauma and moral struggles of sbi and their encounter with the SCP Foundation that works to capture andā¦.study anomalies. Themes/tropes include interrogations of guilt and blame, found family, heavy angst, dehumanization, and trauma at the hands of the Foundation and each other. Things get messy, but itās all bound together with love at the end of the day.
Throws this Lambs Phil sketch I did at you and runs away
(MB if it's rough I haven't drawn in a while šš)
I love him!!! The scratchy sketch work really adds to the vibe of him, uneasy, rough. His fear just bleeds through the page! His cheeks are so soft, and the background color coves the feeling of a dark fairytale illustration. Perfect!