Killer

Look at my mans tiddys ^^^

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

First mate of the kid pirates

If you hurt Kid I will hunt you down, or anyone else on my crew for that matter

OOC so I have no idea what I’m doing but it’s fine

So obviously an rp blog for killer but I might not be super active although I will try I’m just here to have fun and if it’s not perfectly in character just ignore that ok

Since mod is 18+ and Killer is 27 adult content will be present so beware of that

Don’t worry about sending in to many asks, I love answering them even if they’re random as shit and don’t make sense please send in asks I’m ok with role playing pretty much anything but if anything ever goes into something that makes me uncomfortable I’ll probably dm you to say so or something

banner suggested by @this-tired-guy

Might add more later

[whinysushi]

whenever I'm ragebaiting you, I actually just want you to fuck me real hard

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

Why can’t everyone just leave me to wallow in my own sadness and despair

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

fml what did I just agree too

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

I shouldn’t drink again right now, it’s a good idea, I got really fucked up last time

Every time I tell myself just one and it’s never just one

fucking blues dammed why can’t I just have self control like a normal fuckin’ person

[sanjiehehe]

You know Dr. Goose is good at helping with alcohol problems… TRUST ME ><💧

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

…I’m considering

For the record I still think therapy is stupid

[sanjiehehe]

You may think that it’s stupid but it doesn’t mean that it is stupid :v

Trust me Goose is awesome :c

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

… ehehe… I don’t want therapy

I’m sorry but I don’t want or need it

[sanjiehehe]

You may not want it but I can clearly see that you need it! I don’t want your mental health to get worse! It already looks bad :(

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

Fuuckkk

ok maybe it is

mayybbe it is bad

don’t change the fact I ain’t going to therapy there’s only one way anyone’s getting me infront of a shrink

And this ain’t it

[sanjiehehe]

but… I worry about you :(

…it will be good for you if you go to Goose :(

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

oh god damn you and your care for me

How about… if I see Goose once, and if I don’t like it ya leave me alone and I never see them again

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

I shouldn’t drink again right now, it’s a good idea, I got really fucked up last time

Every time I tell myself just one and it’s never just one

fucking blues dammed why can’t I just have self control like a normal fuckin’ person

[sanjiehehe]

You know Dr. Goose is good at helping with alcohol problems… TRUST ME ><💧

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

…I’m considering

For the record I still think therapy is stupid

[sanjiehehe]

You may think that it’s stupid but it doesn’t mean that it is stupid :v

Trust me Goose is awesome :c

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

… ehehe… I don’t want therapy

I’m sorry but I don’t want or need it

[sanjiehehe]

You may not want it but I can clearly see that you need it! I don’t want your mental health to get worse! It already looks bad :(

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

Fuuckkk

ok maybe it is

mayybbe it is bad

don’t change the fact I ain’t going to therapy there’s only one way anyone’s getting me infront of a shrink

And this ain’t it

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

I shouldn’t drink again right now, it’s a good idea, I got really fucked up last time

Every time I tell myself just one and it’s never just one

fucking blues dammed why can’t I just have self control like a normal fuckin’ person

[sanjiehehe]

You know Dr. Goose is good at helping with alcohol problems… TRUST ME ><💧

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

…I’m considering

For the record I still think therapy is stupid

[sanjiehehe]

You may think that it’s stupid but it doesn’t mean that it is stupid :v

Trust me Goose is awesome :c

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

… ehehe… I don’t want therapy

I’m sorry but I don’t want or need it

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

I shouldn’t drink again right now, it’s a good idea, I got really fucked up last time

Every time I tell myself just one and it’s never just one

fucking blues dammed why can’t I just have self control like a normal fuckin’ person

[sanjiehehe]

You know Dr. Goose is good at helping with alcohol problems… TRUST ME ><💧

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

…I’m considering

For the record I still think therapy is stupid

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

Dude, are you okay, what’s happening?

oh yeeaaa im fiinnneee fafafafafafafa

I’m sooo gooodd

fafafafafafafa…

[offcommitingarson]

put me down bro

just fucking put me down atp

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

Blues why do I have to be so FUCKIN’ needy all the time fafafafafa

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

why am I like this

Maybe that shrink ehehe recommend might be good for me…

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

Yearning for something that probably doesn’t exist

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

I shouldn’t drink again right now, it’s a good idea, I got really fucked up last time

Every time I tell myself just one and it’s never just one

fucking blues dammed why can’t I just have self control like a normal fuckin’ person

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

god people really can be annoying

[kamazo-the-killer-offical]

i love you (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)💙

@victoria-klabautermann

oh thank you, how sweet

fafafafa

[victoria-klabautermann]

VICTORIA — THE KLАBAUTERMANN OF THE VICTORIA PUNK

she/her | klabautermann | ship spirit | little menace

“if the ship is rocking, that’s because i’m rocking it.”

victoria is the klabautermann of the ship, a maritime spirit born from the vessel itself and bound to its continued existence.

mod is an adult! the klabautermann, while ageless, are depicted as childish, so nsfw asks are not allowed, for the mod's comfort.

crewmates :

@eustass-official , @eustass-kid-official , @eustass-killer-official , @kamazo-the-killer-offical , @actor-eustass-kid , @magnetism-model-red