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Just A Slightly Thirsty Kanaya Who Has Obtained Anonymous Magicks - Purveyor Of Odd Enchantments Curious Salves And Lascivious Questions (18+ Only, Kinky Kanaya Anon Blog)

[kanayanonymous]

Inspect Yourself

Your name is Kanaya Maryam, though you also get called “the Kanayanon”, for... well, two reasons. You tend to blow your cover by speaking in quirk while set to Anonymous in askboxes, but in your adventures you’ve also stumbled across a curious Juju that grants you the same reality-bending powers as those faceless watchers that lurk the internet’s inboxes. With the SHADES OF THE ANONYMAGE, you skulk the multiversal blogging platform, serving up flustered flirtation, magical enchantments of dubious usefulness, and temptations towards Bad Ends in roughly equal measure.

You are a SEAMSTRESS or a LUMBERJACK or an ALCHEMIST or a TEMPTRESS, whichever you care to be, and your hidden den is equipped with a great supply of advanced technology to accommodate your interests. You have zeal for FASHION and DESIGN and LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS, and decorate your den (and playmates) accordingly.

Your... seedier interests include (but are not limited to) STRANGE TRANSFIGURATIONS of bodies into other, lewder shapes, or even into BODY PARTS; encouraging HEAVY EATING or other methods to produce a CHARMINGLY ROUNDED BELLY; indulging in the lusts of your RAINBOW DRINKER nature, BITING and PAILING and ENTRANCING the easily-enraptured; and of course, leading cute girls into PLEASURABLE BAD-END SCENARIOS. Nothing wrong with causing a little timeline fracture now and then, right?

Because of your Space Aspect and Anonymagic powers, your body is easy to change to your whims; however, your default, true state is as follows:

You stand approximately 7′ tall, not counting the tips of your mismatched horns that loom above your head. You have wide-flared hips and a heavy bust, not so massive as to be called hyper, but definitely generous; despite your interest in weight-play, your own belly is flat and well-muscled, and you have arms and legs that suit your lumberjack exploits. Dark green nipples with wide areolae cap your breasts, or “RUMBLESPHERES” as your species often calls them, and a snug green-tinged NOOK sits between your legs, directly between the malleable slit for your BULGES; a trio of thick, couple-feet-long jade-green tentacles that serve as your xenobiological equivalents to the human penis. You can allow your SHAMEGLOBES to emerge from within if you want, but by default, the softball-sized orbs stay safe inside your abdominal cavity.

[greensungnostic]

Update: Running low on funds, still no work...

Hey folks, just a little status report. As you may have seen, a couple months ago I quit my job because it was a transphobic nightmare that the manager was apparently impotent to address, and my health was failing on me from the strain it put me under besides. I've been.. really struggling to find any new work since then, either they don't get back to me or they turn me down. I'm buckling down hard to just start throwing applications at anyone who might take me at this point, but... Gods, I hate to ask, but if anyone is able to chip in and help a little, I'd really appreciate you. As it stands, I've got... basically enough for rent and utilities at the end of the month, and then my bank account is basically toast. If anyone is willing and able to lend a hand, I'd be happy to.. I don't know, try and write you a little fic or something when I'm able? do custom gposes with your ffxiv characters? idk... ))

[greensungnostic]

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[kanayanonymous]

🎁! A thoroughly generic red Santa hat and black-red-checkered plaid scarf.

Ah Yes Perfect For My Anonymity Many Thanks

[kanayanonymous]

Like My Status If You Want To Get Some Lurid Seasonal Transformation Heaped Upon You

[kanayanonymous]

Hey Kanaya~ Hope you aren't abusing that Juju too much~

Not As Much As I Really Should Of Late As Evidenced By My Slow Response

Hmmm

Perhaps Some Yuletide Mischief Is Called For...

[kanayanonymous]

being s0mewhere between the two was kind 0f the obvi0us goal.

Was It

Oh I Get It Haha

Being Trapped Between Them

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

really ii’m ju2t tryiing two diie.

[kanayanonymous]

I Live Maybe Yes Hello

[kanayanonymous]

Weary Croak As Of Dislodging Dust From Ancient Breathsacs

I Wish... To Squeeze A Girl

[arsenicfathips]

:33< hi!

[kanayanonymous]

I Am Squeezing You I Am Squeezing You

[arsenicfathips]

:33< :00 i am being squ33zed!!

:33< *af flops around in a silly manner! but she is unable to escape the squ33zening*

:33< my poor squishy body!!

[kanayanonymous]

Deliciously Squishy Yesss... My Weary Limbs Desire To Squeemze Softness

[arsenicfathips]

:33< oh oops my purr squishy body i mean

:33< and oh no i cant help but be so delightfurry soft and pliable! X33c

:33< and its SO unfurtunate that my crop top leaves my squ33zable tummy exposed!!

:33< *af r33ls her head back in anguish!*

[kanayanonymous]

What A Delectable Tummy For Me To Grasp My Greedy Claws Against And Bury My Face In The Pleasant Softness Thereof

A True Blessing Of A Thing To Awaken To

[arsenicfathips]

:33< *the lioness stretches back and purrs, happily receiving all matter of squishes and pets!*

:33< *she giggles at the tickling sensation of long nails rubbing against her bare skin!*

:33< no one s33ms to give this tummy enough love! this is a nice change of pace X33

[kanayanonymous]

Perhaps A Thousand Kisses Will Serve To Give This Precious Tummy The Love It Deserves

And If Not Then A Thousand Pleasant Squishes Besides

To Be Repeated As Necessary Of Course

[kanayanonymous]

Weary Croak As Of Dislodging Dust From Ancient Breathsacs

I Wish... To Squeeze A Girl

[arsenicfathips]

:33< hi!

[kanayanonymous]

I Am Squeezing You I Am Squeezing You

[arsenicfathips]

:33< :00 i am being squ33zed!!

:33< *af flops around in a silly manner! but she is unable to escape the squ33zening*

:33< my poor squishy body!!

[kanayanonymous]

Deliciously Squishy Yesss... My Weary Limbs Desire To Squeemze Softness

[arsenicfathips]

:33< oh oops my purr squishy body i mean

:33< and oh no i cant help but be so delightfurry soft and pliable! X33c

:33< and its SO unfurtunate that my crop top leaves my squ33zable tummy exposed!!

:33< *af r33ls her head back in anguish!*

[kanayanonymous]

What A Delectable Tummy For Me To Grasp My Greedy Claws Against And Bury My Face In The Pleasant Softness Thereof

A True Blessing Of A Thing To Awaken To

[kanayanonymous]

Weary Croak As Of Dislodging Dust From Ancient Breathsacs

I Wish... To Squeeze A Girl

[arsenicfathips]

:33< hi!

[kanayanonymous]

I Am Squeezing You I Am Squeezing You

[arsenicfathips]

:33< :00 i am being squ33zed!!

:33< *af flops around in a silly manner! but she is unable to escape the squ33zening*

:33< my poor squishy body!!

[kanayanonymous]

Deliciously Squishy Yesss... My Weary Limbs Desire To Squeemze Softness

[kanayanonymous]

Weary Croak As Of Dislodging Dust From Ancient Breathsacs

I Wish... To Squeeze A Girl

[arsenicfathips]

:33< hi!

[kanayanonymous]

I Am Squeezing You I Am Squeezing You

[kanayanonymous]

Weary Croak As Of Dislodging Dust From Ancient Breathsacs

I Wish... To Squeeze A Girl

[kanayanonymous]

((It Is Sleeby Time But I Will Try To Be Around Sometimes More Often))

[kanayanonymous]

((Well That Reminds Me That I Exist Hello I Am Terribly Sorry For My Extreme Repeated Absenteeism Playing Kanaya Is A Lot Of Fun But Sometimes It Is So Difficult To Keep Up))

[candiedkinks]

I WOULDN'T SAY I'M THE CHAIR

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THE LINT THAT GETS STUCK TO YOU ON THE SEAT CUSHION

[kanayanonymous]

Yes That Is True Dear You Are A Little Scrap Of Fluff Stuck To My Generous Rear So Firmly That You Are Trapped In The Subtlest Crease Of Flesh

[candiedkinks]

MAYBE WENT A LITTLE DIZZY THINKING ABOUT THAT THANK YOU

[kanayanonymous]

Good Girl 5:)

[candiedkinks]

I WOULDN'T SAY I'M THE CHAIR

MORE LIKE

THE LINT THAT GETS STUCK TO YOU ON THE SEAT CUSHION

[kanayanonymous]

Yes That Is True Dear You Are A Little Scrap Of Fluff Stuck To My Generous Rear So Firmly That You Are Trapped In The Subtlest Crease Of Flesh