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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY I AM HERE EITHER. M!Anon: ---- Pesterchum: kancerCalamity

[kancercalamity]

Thoughts of Dave:

  Thoughts of anyone else:

[kancercalamity]

thanks for the follow, karkat. wow was germany. i wish i could visited there? :B

IS THAT A QUESTION OR A STATEMENT, BECAUSE THAT QUESTION MARK IS ILLOGICALLY PLACED. AND GERMANY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE EVER, SO YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO GO.

[askjohnharley]

i…don’t…know.

maybe i’ll get to go there one day :B

[kancercalamity]

GO.

[weeazeus-deactivated20160103]

so scorch marks on the floor and walls are acceptable

[kancercalamity]

YES, PREFERABLY OFF THE CARPET THOUGH.

[kancercalamity]

thanks for the follow, karkat. wow was germany. i wish i could visited there? :B

IS THAT A QUESTION OR A STATEMENT, BECAUSE THAT QUESTION MARK IS ILLOGICALLY PLACED. AND GERMANY IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE EVER, SO YOU DEFINITELY WANT TO GO.

[weeazeus-deactivated20160103]

dont worry its just his bottom half

itll only be a problem if he farts flames

[kancercalamity]

NO FLAMING FARTS ON THE FURNITURE.

[kancercalamity]

((Comes on and looks at the welcome posts and replies I need to do Nopes right back on over to my Hal account

I'm basically caught up on everything over there))

[weeazeus-deactivated20160103]

so let me introduce someone special

[kancercalamity]

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A COMPLETE DORK. NO WONDER I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

[kancercalamity]

royalDelirium {KitLee}: Jam doesn't understand how much love for Jam there is

Katkat of weirdtown: i know and thats the worst part

[kancercalamity]

I AM TELLING YOU ALL RIGHT NOW THAT THERE IS A METRIC SHIT TON OF YOU GUYS AND I DO NOT HAVE THE... WHAT IS THAT WORD... OH RIGHT MOTIVATION TO DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW. I WILL WILLKOMMEN YOU GUYS PROPERLY LATER. IF YOU WANT TO BUG SOMEONE RIGHT NOW THOUGH YOU CAN GO AFTER HAL, HE'S STILL JADED INTO ACTUALLY TRYING RIGHT NOW.

[kancercalamity]

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE ATTENTION GRABBING TITLE WAS TOO MUCH. SOMEONE POPULAR GOT AHOLD OF IT AND NOW I'M BEING SWARMED BY YOU PEOPLE.

[kancercalamity]

VERDAMMT. NOW I HAVE TO WRITE UP WILLKOMMEN POSTS FOR YOU PEOPLE.

[saccharineheir]

coool! i actually had to google that one! i’ve never heard of it before!

[kancercalamity]

IT'S REALLY POPULAR BACK HOME FOR ME. EVERY ICE CREAM SHOP HAS IT AND THERE IS AN ICE CREAM SHOP EVERY FEW METERS.

[saccharineheir]

kancercalamity started following you

[saccharineheir]

hi. i’m pop. whats your name age and favorite flavor of ice cream?

[kancercalamity]

HALLO POP, I AM CALLED KARKAT. I'M TWENTY TWO YEARS OLD. MY FAVORITE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM IS STRACCIATELLA.

[kancercalamity]

OBLIGATORY CANCER SYMBOL NUMBER POST.

[kancercalamity]

ATTENTION GRABBING TITLE

Reblog or Like if you are a HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY BLOG, please. I'm reviving Karkat here and need new people to follow so my dash isn't dead and maybe he'll actually have some friends.

Oh and while you are at it, you can take a peek at this Lil Hal who also needs friends (but the blog isn't old enough to get in the tags).

[weeazeus-deactivated20160103]

hm well if its german it has to be pretty damn amazing or at least thats my experience with it

[kancercalamity]

I'LL SAVE A BAR FOR YOU.

[kancercalamity]

appleofhoureye replied to your post:BUT I DID GET SOME KINDER SO I AM LESS GRUMPY...

what even is kinder

THE BEST INEXPENSIVE GERMAN CHOCOLATE EVER.