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hungwy

Four of my coworkers said capybaras are ugly.

kangaemu

You know sometimes murders are justified

Im putting together a team

gloopqueen

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual.

wagitfag

gloopqueen

bro

kangaemu

Grabs the ranch for my salad and it makes the sound of 2 objects clipping together in source

kangaemu

I fucking love corgis dude they're so shaped

kangaemu

He is such a corgi

I fucking love corgis dude they're so shaped

We found him, larry britain

Merry 9/11 to all those who observe

Same fucking guy

#cyberpunk #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2020 #adam smasher

hollywood891

swordoftheberserkgutsrage

by god what' the hell is that thing

#really tall centuar

moveslikekeithrichards

my problem-solving skills leave a lot to be desired

moveslikekeithrichards

kangaemu

Nah nah you see,you quickly tap it and measure the pain

I have nothing funny to say

kibumkim

catcrumb

kangaemu

Me to literally any YouTuber

pukicho

What do you think about water parks?

I love the idea of a park specifically made to swim & splash around in. I love the wave machine, the whirlpool, that one deep pool that’s scary and cold, I just hate the concept of swimming in someone else’s piss. No amount of chlorine rinses the idea out of my mind, there are too many gross people in the world, it’s too risky.

quackels

I lost my pinky toenail to the water park

pukicho

See I don’t particularly want to swim where you lost your pinky toenail

kangaemu

I’m the one who visits every night and pisses gallons into every pool

Oh are those “blood splatters” officer or am I just practicing color theory to bring some light into my home, yes I did kill them but that’s not important