Things Kankri Has Said

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hey, sorry to bother you but why do you rant so much

There is just t99 much injustice in the w9rld.

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wvhat the hell wvhy do you get to be the wvizard you are so underqualified

Why d9n't y9u ask the gru6sniffer wh9 t9ld me I was a wizard? It's n9t like magic really exists. Th9ugh explaining G9d Tier p9wers, well. That is n9t my f9rte, y9u'd have t9 ask s9me9ne else a69ut that. Preferably Aranea.

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You're a wizard, Kankri!

...What.

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Do you ever wear anything other than sweaters?

D9 y9u ever d9 anything 9ther than running y9ur m9uth?

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((hey hey hey ooc ask here - i'm very happy that this blog exists because it depicts kankri as he is in canon so thank you tha nk you thANK YOU FOR FOR ACTUALLY READING THE COMIC AND NOT SHOWING KANKRI AS A TIGHTASS WITH A STICK UP HIS ASS YOU'RE MY SAVIOUR))

OOC: I'M SORRY THIS IS LITERALLY ALMOST A YEAR LATE BUT TUMBLR LIKES TO HIDE ASKS FROM PEOPLE.

But thank you so much I'm so happy you feel that way?? I think the reason I can RP a large spectrum of different types of characters is because I always try to think in their perspective? I guess you'd think people do that anyway but I believe people just try too hard to "become that character". If that makes any sense, that is.

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I rp as Kankri, and I'm constantly paranoid that I'm not canon enough, do you have any tips on how to rp him?

OOC: Honestly the main thing you have know realize about Kankri is that not everything is about "being triggered" or lecturing someone. As much as this dude talks, he CAN have a normal conversation just like anyone else. He can get angry, embarrassed, defeated, whatever. 

I just suggest that you go through some of the quotes I posted a long time ago on this blog and try to ingrain his personality!

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Oh no Cronus is coming!

I'm s9rry I can't hear y9u 9ver h9w much I'm n9t here.

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How did you find out about triggers? Like, is it a word you made up for people being sad or what?

I supp9se it was taught t9 me 6y my lusus. He was n9thing but kind t9 me, h9wever he was m9re strict whenever I g9t in tr9uble. He t9ld me that I sh9uld always 6e c9nci9us 9f 9ther pe9ple's feelings. I strive t9 d9 just that. 

Triggers aren't t9 be used 6y s9me9ne if it just makes y9u unc9mf9rta6le. They're warnings s9 that n9 9ne will have a panic attack, painful flashbacks, 9r em9ti9nal trauma. Many times pe9ple f9rget that.

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Kankri, if you and Karkat switched bodies for a few hours what would you do and why?

I'd be a6le t9 see things fr9m his perspective, I w9uld think. I kn9w that every9ne learns different ways and I can be a little, erm, f9rthc9ming, 6ut it really is in his 6est interest. H9w w9uld I kn9w that if n9t f9r 6eing dead?

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ooc: thank you, thank you, thank you so much for being such a canon kankri because i see fanon kankris everywhere and it hurts. it hurts so much. thank you.

Y9u kn9w, I get quite the am9unt 9f asks telling me this. I'm n9t entirely sure h9w can9nly I've kept, 6ut I have tried my 6est! S9 thank y9u.

((ooc: Seriously though I get a lot of praise for being a good Kankri and I never know what to say because it just makes me really happy??? I mean I don't know what else to say other than thank you guys!))

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I has your underwear :3

Why w9uld y9u even want that, it's c9mpletely unhygienic! At least it was 9ne of my 9ld pairs, I 69ught s9me new 9nes the 9ther day.

Wait a minute...H9w did y9u even get in my hive???? Time t9 m9ve 9ut.

(OOC: for a second i thought this ask was sent to my personal blog and i was SEVERELY confused for like 5 minutes)

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are you a liar

Excuse me?

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Are you red for anybody?

N9.

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Kankri how many friends do you have?

All 9f my friends are dead, d9n't y9u kn9w?

9ur "Dancest9rs" d9n't really c9unt as friends either. They're more like family, I supp9se. H9wever, I d9n't 6elieve they feel the same way a69ut us.

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Kankri why are you so cute?

*shrugs*

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hello Kankri I just wanted to say how are you? and what's new in life?

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*climbs onto your back* hello there Kankri. How have you been lately? Can I have a hug?

Aww that's s9 cute! *gra6s the little gru6* They sh9uld call y9u Cutetuna Capt9r!