tricks&hijinks

[kapllam-blog]

❛ Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable. ❜

“That’s a pretty imaginative curse.” Will crooks an eyebrow as he pulls the lapels of his jacket in, staring up at the big ‘CLOSED FOR BUSINESS’ sign that decorated the door of the ice cream parlour they had walked three blocks in the cold to get to. “I was worried this would happen.” He pouts as he looks through the store window, trying to catch an employee in the midst of packing up, wanting an explanation as to why the place, one of his favourites, had reached the end of it’s lifespan. “There never was that many customers whenever I dropped by.” He pouts. 

[memesforyuu]

until dawn sentence meme

❛  The FUCK are you trying to do?  ❜ ❛  You want to ruin our fun that bad? ❜ ❛  Did you see it?  ❜ ❛  You were looking at your phone! What, are you tweeting?  ❜ ❛  I feel like someone’s watching us.  ❜ ❛  Well it’s definitely creepy down here.   ❜ ❛  Understand the palm of my hand, bitch!  ❜ ❛  Boom. Butterfly effect.  ❜ ❛  At least I can think. 4.0, bitch.  ❜ ❛  Suck on that when you’re trying to sleep your way into a job.  ❜ ❛  Sleepover! Can we order pizza?  ❜ ❛  Go suck an egg!  ❜ ❛  Oh, yeah, we’re sooo gonna make out. ❜ ❛  If it were me, I wouldn’t want this place to burn down on my watch.  ❜ ❛  Oh did you not hear me? Was your sluttiness too loud?  ❜ ❛  Right, because she gave a shit about your designer letter jacket.  ❜ ❛  Damn right I’m right. I’m always right.  ❜ ❛  Don’t think, you idiot!  ❜ ❛  You couldn’t buy a moldy loaf of bread with your skanky ass.  ❜ ❛  Who needs grades when you’ve got ALL the natural advantages you can handle?  ❜ ❛  That bitch is on crack or something.  ❜ ❛  Have fun with the peanut gallery.  ❜ ❛  I’m supposed to be his best friend and I let him down.  ❜ ❛  Every second that I spent with you was the only thing I wanted to do with my time.  ❜ ❛  I should have told you how i felt.  ❜ ❛  Have whatever you want. You just take whatever you want anyways, right?  ❜ ❛  You rock. A-plus, would buy again.  ❜ ❛  Why do you hate my jacket?  ❜ ❛  When are you gonna take her to the bonezone?  ❜ ❛  I just want to rip her parka right off of her… make some snow angels, am I right?  ❜ ❛  No… you’re not real! No… you’re not…  ❜ ❛  Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable.  ❜ ❛  We’re freezing our buns off out here.  ❜ ❛  Hey… come back safe.  ❜ ❛  Well, this isn’t the internet. This is real life.  ❜ ❛  Whoah, easy there cowboy.  ❜ ❛  You guys are jerks, you know that?  ❜

[meoades]

☠     Romeo was observant, it was one of the few traits that he took pride in. So, it wasn’t hard for him to pick up on the fact that Will was purposely holding back from asking more. “It’s not like what I’m referencing isn’t common knowledge and you know it. She told me, he told me, I might have fucked up a bit, but that’s beside the point. He’s low-key driving himself crazy and you know you’re the dad. You always know what to do.”

[kapllam-blog]

In their group, a group full of huge personalities, as the resident level-head, Will was often the mediator. And he didn’t resent helping the others one bit- that’s what friends were for. But it was a tricky subject, one he didn’t really have much experience in. And, with the plan he had proposed to Blossom, were she to take him up on it, he wasn’t sure how he could really be there for Remus at the same time. “I’m... not really the leading authority on relationship matters.” Will says, pulling his face into a grimace. “I’m worried about him too but. I genuinely, genuinely don’t know this time.”

[kapllam-blog]

@geegigi (c)

Willam’s query has her tilting her head from side to side in a quiet inspection of his hair, a soft humming sound of contemplation forming in her throat while doing so. On a first observation, the length wasn’t all too bad to make an attempt at making something out of it but the first thought which crosses Gigi’s mind has her falling in a sudden fit of laughter. It’s too late for her to hide it from him but she does try to bring it to a quicker ending by drawing in her bottom lip between her teeth, eyebrows knitting just a little in what she hoped would be a stare conveying a silent apology. “I can try, Willam, I can try. I can’t promise you it will be the masterpiece it is with girls’ hair, but I can assure you I won’t ruin those locks of yours. How’s that sound?”

Willam suddenly feels shy under the inspection, and the laughter soon has his cheeks burning red as he contemplates if he’s done something embarrassing, or he’d fallen asleep drunk and one of the twins had shaved a rude word into the back of his head. Would they do that? He isn’t entirely sure they wouldn't. The apologetic stare is slight consolation- he knows Gigi and her kind heart wouldn’t have embarrassed him on purpose nor think anything particularly nasty about him. “Sounds good enough for me.” He says with a cough as the last of his blush drains away. “To be honest, I just like the feeling of people doing my hair. And it’s at an awkward length- I’m not so good with styling it beyond shoving it up in a hat.”

[meoades]

☠     “Shut up.” Scratching his eyebrow with the pinky of his left hand, the younger of the two sighed. “It’s about Remi and Vic, actually. Mostly Remi, but you get it.”

[kapllam-blog]

Willam immediately frowns- he thinks he knows what this is about, but were he to come straight out and ask, he could be dropping his best friend in it. Instead, with the nail of his index finger finding itself between his teeth, he simply asks, “What about him? Is he okay?”

[hminjae-a]

And the eyeroll arrived, as sharp as a clock ticking midnight and his nerves being ticked off as well. Because of course he had to deal with someone who deemed him as innocuous as a little grass leaf or something even tinier –and of course he would have loved to list his works and his success as an underground artist and as an idol of a currently trending group with actual original content, but he honestly didn’t have the time nor the patience for that.

« I didn’t know that now having some common sense was considered equal to being a killjoy but sure, whatever. » Voice giving a mildly annoyed tone to his sneer and he’s letting his grip on the microphone grow tighter. When was this whole ‘boyband’ stigma on them and on himself going to drop, honestly. « Mind letting me know your name –you know, just to be sure I’m dissing the right underground purist when I’ll go to Itaewon tomorrow. »

[kapllam-blog]

Will could easily go down the Legalise It™ route. Deliver the facts about how marijuana was less harmful to the human body than alcohol. But he wasn’t going to because, quite frankly, he did not need to justify himself or his actions to somebody who’s clearly formed his opinion about him already. He was many things, but he wasn’t somebody who needed approval from strangers, nor people who acted as if being an ass hole to anybody who dares talk to them without agreeing with their ideas was somehow an acceptable way for grown adults to behave.

“Common sense? I think you made an assumption that proved to be a false one. Sure, it’s common sense not to smoke before performing but as I said, I’m here to see my friend. What I do is my prerogative.” He says, cocking his head, not tearing his eyes away from the television. “My name’s Kaplan. You know, youngest person to be initiated into Squadrone, one of the biggest crews in the underground. Include that in your diss. But you should know that literally all of my best friends are idols. I have absolutely nothing against idols. But I know you guys. And there’s something oh so grating about the attitude that having a hip hop concept that had to be approved by your CEO somehow makes you any different from any other idol group out there. You’re still making pop music, just with hip hop inspirations. Still being sold to teenage girls who are more interested in your member’s abs than their rhymes. So come down from your high horse before you fall off and bang your head.”

[meoades]

☠     “i fucking knew it. remi owes me a 20. but since cola is too busy eating his baby food, i need to discuss something with you.”

[kapllam-blog]

“20? You bet that much on us? I’m flattered.” He grins, Settling down in his seat and resting his chin on his hand. “but sure, what’s going on?”

[kapllam-blog]

@hminjae (c)

“Alright bro, if I’d known you were the preacher’s son I wouldn’t have said anything.” He says, rubbing a knuckle against his eye as he gestures up to the television with his elbow. “’Sides, I’m not performing today. I don’t really come on these shows, they’re not my scene and I’m not theirs.. I’m here with Buns,” He looks at the screens himself as the footage of said silver-haired rapper plays back to the waiting room. “So there’s no need to be so uppity. You don’t have to bother yourself running to fetch me anything. I can take care of myself. And your little boyband is due on soon, and you wouldn’t want to make them wait.”

[kapllam-blog]

He wanted to be fascinated by the things he chose --

willam smith member of underground crew squadrONE housed by crown empire. profile 

-- and not as others advised him.

[kapllam-blog]

@sodefsoul (c)

A surprise fire drill had the two standing in the biting morning cold just outside of Crown and the much needed gusts of wind were both a blessing and a curse. To say the least, Jay was severely under dressed but it did help to wake him up a little except he could slowly feel the cold settling in his very bones. Sure, those present in the company just a little after sunrise were standing huddled together but it hardly helped granted the occasional strong chill would cut his breath, the second time having it gained a sharp gasp from him. It so happened Willam was there to hear it and a part of him was quite pleased the younger didn’t make a joke from it but instead, put forth the suggestion of having an impromptu competition. Anything to distract them from the cold and Jay immediately perks up, brows raised while keeping his arms tightly folded over his chest. “What are we betting on ‘cause I’m feeling pretty lucky this morning so count me in.”

Will pulled his sweater tighter around his body, trying to protect himself against the nippy air. He’s competitive as they come, and he’s not entirely sure how long he can hold his breath for, having never really needed to test his limits in that area, but bravada is 90% of the journey to victory (a statistic he has just made up entirely) and so the bet was on. “The cafe is open around this time, right? loser buys breakfast, winners’ pick.” A hot drink would not go amiss around about now, and hot food would be heaven. “So, rules first. No breathing out your nose, no sabotage, no hitting, kicking or otherwise physically contacting the other in order to get them to breath out.” He stops for a second, thinking. “And no passing out.”

[kapllam-blog]

"Cola is being weird again and asked me if we could just have rice and water for dinner before going out tonight. I think he's mad at me because I said that isn't the stable diet for a stable person."

“He’s a fussy eater, it’s better to cater to him or he’ll just not eat.” He says. looking at his phone, reading texts from said starry eyed rapper complaining about Romeo’s refusal to let him eat what he wants to eat. “I worry about his eating habits, but he has a lot of different food fears. Like he can’t eat garlic bread, because he feels like it makes his insides smell bad. To be honest, I’m not 100% convinced he is a stable person.” Will snorts.

[kapllam-blog]

@meoades (c)

☠     is that what you and east say to each other before you take showers to conserve water?

“no, we usually quote the sound of music and dance to ymca.”

[kapllam-blog]

"Guess what, Will! Guess guess!" After waiting a beat, the brunette girl couldn't hold it in and she spilled the beans. "I made Espeon and I matching flower crowns, hers is black, though. Since, of course, I know that's your favourite colour. Do you want one?"

“Fuck yeah, make me one too!” Will says, sitting up to look at the girl. “The three of us will be some kind of weird but beautiful goth family. Our daughter is a cat because she was born via illegal satan magic.” He says, pushing away images of largely scaled, golden framed oil paintings of the trio. He thinks Bitna is probably too busy to create something so fancy, and besides, Espeon would never sit for a family portrait. “I’m gonna let you try to get her to wear it, though. She only seems to like girls. She scratches me to death when I try to dress her up.”

[0715am-blog]

     “Hah, taking your advantage of touching these cheeks? You know the ladies try their best to squish them while I try to catch up with sleep.” he boasted in a joking manner, finishing it off with a wink. “That was a lie but I gotta admit; Now I know why it’s so fun to squish a person’s cheeks.” his hand continued to press on the surface of William’s cheeks.

[kapllam-blog]

“Oh yes, my entire life’s goal has been to get my mitts on that face of yours. As is, I’m sure, the collective goal of every woman in Korea.” He says, voice dripping with sarcasm. “Aight,” He says, pulling his face from the other’s grasp, “I think that’s quite enough touching for one day. How you been, man?”

[kapllam-blog]

❛ have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow? ❜

Willam pauses, tries not to let his mind run away with him. The question is an unusual one, and panic strikes him- his first thought being that Bunny has somehow found him out.  He stiffens his shoulders, composing himself. Don’t be silly Will, he tells himself. How could she possibly know? You do such a good job of hiding it.“Well, I can’t say I ever met a girl who made me think something like that.” He says. Notice his wording. That’s tactical wording, that’s what that is. He’s a genius. “But your smile’s definitely one of the best I ever saw.”

[kapllam-blog]

@puerpurus

    “Will! My awesome dongsaeng!” he greeted the other with a smile and open arms that asked for a bro hug, but instead, was replied by the squishing of the other’s hands against his cheeks. “Ah, why are you like this…” he made a pout with his lips that was later followed by a chuckle.

Willam grins that boxy grin of his, letting go of the younger males face and stepping back a bit. “I’m like this because I can be, bro.” He says, smile never faltering. “And because it’s really endearing, obviously.”

[kapllam-blog]

@kholee

lola snorted, eyes traveling up to his from her phone. her head tilted to the side slightly as she stood up. “aish–and here i thought i had a chance, such a bummer.” she teased as a sly grin spread across her lips.  she stared at him for a moment as she thought about how old he actually was. she scratched the top of her head as her eyes narrowed slightly.

“ohp…you know, come to think about it–you are a little younger for my taste anyways, hon.” she couldn’t help herself but let out a small laugh as she moved around him in order to start walking to the practice rooms. “you coming? or you just gonna sit and daydream about hot blondes that might come your way?”

"You say daydream as if I’m not knee deep in blondes waiting to get a chance with me every day.” Willam smirks, allowing himself to follow the other on autopilot as he follows example and checks his own phone, clicking his tongue as he scrolls though the Spice Line group chat- forever a lurker, rarely a poster. Today seems to be no different. 

“But you’re right,” He hums, half concentrating on his phone. “You are a little old for me, noona. You’re like, 37, right?” He says as nonchalantly as possible, although it’s clear he’s only teasing. “Anyway, what are we practising for?”