Southern Humor

Sassy & Sweet

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When I've been home with my parents too long

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When someone says they don't like Sweet Tea

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Life’s a long and winding ride Better have the right one by your side And happiness don’t drag its feet Time moves faster than you think

- Kip Moore, "Hey Pretty Girl"

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When I run into the girl currently dating my best friend's douche-ex

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When I try to be sexy with my boyfriend

(after one too many)

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When I ask my boyfriend to hand me my eyelash curler

He just stares blankly at me like

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When my friend has a hot date & I lend her the perfect dress

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How I feel coming home after work

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When someone tells me I look childish in my Lilly and pearls

I'm just like

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When I know I look good

I walk into work like

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Have you ever just craved someone? Not in a sexual way. But craved someone whether it was just to hear the sound of their voice , their skin against yours, their lips pressed against yours, or their body, warm against yours.

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When I make plans to do something epic, but I get lazy

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When girls keep hitting on my guy

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When the fraternity runs out of alcohol

My friends turn to me:

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When you send guys on an errand in Walmart

It always ends up like:

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When you hook up with a really hot guy, and things are disappointing...

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When my mom tells me my ex is doing great things