+18 STRAIGHT KARKAT (This is not a bit)

MINORS DON'T GET PAST THIS POINT NSFW BELOW Do not message if you aren't interested! THE ONLY TRUE KARKAT WITH THE BIGGEST COCK OUT OF ANYONE EVER OF ANY TIMELINE OF ANY VERSION. TRUTH OF HOMESTUCK, AND OF MYSELF. I am 23 years old, male, straight and active, I will compile my thought here. And also the obvious truth of Homestuck, with the goal of finding others that see it. "QUE DIGAN TODOS LO QUE QUIERAN DE MI, PUES YO HE DICHO DE TODOS LO QUE HE QUERIDO. NO HE DE CALLAR MAS QUE CON EL DEDO." JUST A DEGENERATE PERV BROWN (HISPANIC) KARKAT BRAT LOOKING FOR A WHITE SERKET, LEIJON, PYROPE, MARYAM, MEGIDO AND PEIXES TO UNITE WITH AND "SPEND LIFE" WITH :3 (ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY THAT YOU HAVE XX CHROMOSOME, PLEASE :3 I HAVE XY AND I NEED AN XX TO COMPLETE ME AND HAVE SONS, OK? THANKS...) OR SOMEONE WHO IS ALL OF THEM, BUT TRULY, AS MUCH AS I AM THE TRUE KARKAT. I am also looking to rule over the Deltarune domain, and any other indie slop domain for that matter. So, any true Susie or Ralsei out there? behold! the true knight of the prophecy is here! "Why? you're Karkat not Kris" well see both begin with K and the word knight also begins with K so it's me 😂😅 SIGH how I wish Susie and Ralsei were in my life. I wouldn't be so alone... aren't they model friends for a boy like me? "Well what will you bring to my queen first wolder life?" NOTHING. JUST MY COCK AND MATEPRESSING YOU ANY DAY TIL I GROW OLD AND CAN NO LONGER BE THE SON OF A MOMMY THEN I'LL JUST... IDK, DIE? LOL, AND GIVE YOU PLENTY OF SONS, IG. BROWN HUNG NEET FOR YOU. I DO HAVE AN AGENDA AND INTERESTS, WHICH ARE MY DESTINY, UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU MARRY ME, YOU ARE MARRYING THESE, FOR I FOLLOW THEM ABOVE ALL ELSE, MY LAW WILL BE YOUR LAW. YOU'RE ALSO MARRYING MY HYPER FIXATIONS AND TURNING INTO MY WAIFUS UNTIL WE GROW OLD :3

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

So, you arrived at the end, congrats if you read it all throughly and took it seriously, because I take it seriously, and it not a bit, not a riff, not a troll. I meant it. How am I as a romantic interest? I'll write to you nonstop and with great zeal. That's just who I am. I am an addict to life. You'll just have to keep up. Every single thing I have to say, I say it. Some of you may be familiar with me, to you I have to say... I have nothing to hide, my goal is clear, finding big titty white first worlder tall buff troll gf, and to fuck off with her as her brat into the sunset :3 When the reproduction of life is at stake, very little matters on the way, especially critical voices, sirens, false starts, and attempts at fooling me. You may try as you may, you may scorn me as you wish, I am used to it. Only DM me if you are willing to run away with me right now, I am here in my place, willing to be kidnapped by the first hag and not look back, unironically. Better if you're older than me. I have many romantic plans with you and lots of work to do, no idleness, oh, and most importantly.... ***NO RADIO SILENCE*** That, lies, deciding over me "the greater good" without even consulting me, and betrayal are my CARDINAL sins, ***NO RADIO SILENCE WITHOUT WARNING!!!!*** Everybody can come and say hi at least once, just those words "hi, today was shit, gonna be off. But I haven't left." Not doing it is just not wanting to do it, and it's just no respect. Let's not kid ourselves. ..... If you're tall and have giant chests by all means take me :3 "REEE YOU'RE GETTING YOURSELF INTO SOMETHING DANGEROUS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING REEE" I saw naked bodies hanging from a bridge on my way to school as a child. Since then I knew I wanted to be the fuck out of here, and that my sons have a better life in a non shit place. I could go off about just how bad it is here but not in public. I know what I want. I want to be out of here with millennial mommy hag to watch anime with while she is being my waifu at night with choccy milk and nakey =w= Only the woman who will love me at my lowest and most useless, unconditionally as only a mother would, will plant with me a tree that she may not even live to see, but that will give shade to our descendants for all time. Only such woman is worth dying next to.

[evilestgrl]

pride month over

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[karkatdefeatsvriska]

YEAH SHE'S STRAIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS MINE ONLY, KARKAT'S, SHE'S MINE AND I DON'T CARE IF SHE LIKES ME OR NOT SO STEP ASIDE YOU FUCKING GOONERS.

[evilestgrl]

pride month over

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[evilestgrl]

pride month over

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[chomplicated]

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

THESE 8LUE WHITE SERKET TITS ARE MADE FOR MY BIG BROWN MUTT IMMIGRANT VANTAS COCK. THAT'S IT! NO EGBERTS OR JAKE ENGLISH, NO AMPORAS NO ZAHHAKS NO MAKARAS, VANTAS ONLY TITS!

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

There is a tomorrow

Contrary to what you all have wished upon me, there is a tomorrow even for me.

There's one.... and you can't take it from me. Tomorrow I'll play in the fields as a child again, and I'll be clean, and tomorrow what is mine will be given to me.

It saddens me that all of you, who proclaim yourself merciful, are the most merciless to have ever lived. While I have discovered that even to those who are beyond salvation will be saved, there's a tomorrow for them too. Even for you.

You're fighting against nothing. And the love that I discovered is incomprehensible, it's a stage of love that is present, actual, and not in need of any test.

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

>ASL 24 M mexican (white woman required. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people) (Long distance not accepted WILLING TO RELOCATE) >What are you looking for? I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine) You must be able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq and write a lot), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, you must not get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (FUCK normie women who say "it's unappealing") Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can BE mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit, who wants to go out and have a save the world millennial ahh adventure with me (Deltarune ahh story) >More requirements: You must hate society You must be divorced from your family. You must have no friends. You have to be just viking aryan nietzchean GIANT TITS amazon woman, you'll be subdued by me but you have to be willing to fight me (at least play pretend), you must be able to be my arch enemy but at the same time my soulmate (which is no different really) IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, futanari, yuri, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me. The creed of the world is FALSEHOOD, there's no left or right, there's TRUTH AND LIE, RIGHT OR WRONG, and truth is UNNEGOTIABLE. No tattoos. Hentai will be an INTEGRAL part of our relationship, but we must carry it out IRL. Virgin. You must be taller than me (I'm 6'0) Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway Catfishes beware, I'll mindrape you until you weasel out with your prolapsed anus between your legs. I'll outshitpost you until you fuck off. No daddy's girl with pink aesthetic and no "I am such a silly innocent girl" (they're evil) You must be a Homestuck, I'll call you by name of any waifu I choose. REQUIREMENTS REQUIRED! HAVE BIG TITS!

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

KARKAT FUCKING YOUR PREFERRED HOMESTUCK SHIP :3

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

MY TAKE DOWN OF SOME HOMESTUCK SMUG REDDITOR ASSHOLE WHO CAME PREACHING TO ME ABOUT "MENTAL ILLNESS"

Not reading allat, you disgusting, tremendous, obscure and insignificant waste of a life. You're nothing. You'll die in nothingness and you'll never achieve anything of note or change anything not even in your life. Why should I, that I am recognized for my spirit and courage everywhere I go, take orders or dumbass lectures from a loser like you? a sore loser that is butthurt at the sole sight of a man who doesn't fear standing in the arena. I am not reading your bullshit sermon, not even entertaining it for a second, but just seeing that link there I can give myself an idea of what reddit posturing castrated last-man smug lecture it is, it reeks aaaaall the way from your place in the world.

So I am not reading it, and you can stick it up your neo-vagina or whatever hole you have in there instead of a penis, like a real fucking man.

i am following my destiny, and I obey God, who is the highest good and highest honesty of all, why do you even think yourself even for a second in the place to talk shit to me? to try to sway me? to try to paint a picture about me when you don't know me and not only you don't know me but don't know God or anything about the truth of life or the lives of the men who preceeded us. You truly are the sign and poop of the most arrogant, soulless, non creative, baffling, square minded and BLIND culture that ever existed on the face of this planet. In the past, little shits like you would have been placed in a barrel of shame in the middle of the street for daring to talk down to the men of action, and things will be like that again, just you fucking wait you smug redditor piece of shit.

You have no destiny, you have nothing in you, not even a fucking soul because you smothered it.

Just so you could be liked and accepted by faggots and your little fandom. There's no greater shame than that for a person, and you'll die with it. But to your credit, no one will notice.

You are that inconsequential.

You die knowing that, and not only that, you die thinking of me, baffling yourself that you could never imagine why or how a man without chains, a man who is free, dared to exist in your safe little tone policed thought policed fandom world, you literal vomit.

"OH I WILL TELL HIM TO GET MENTAL HEALTH HELP HEHE, JUST LIKE MY FUCKING FANDOM NEO TRANNIES OVERLORDS INSTRUCTED ME TO DO TO THESE PROBLEMATIC CHARACTERS, I AM SUCH A GOOD LITTLE COG" Well, you have something WORSE than any mentally ill person in this planet, a mentally ill issue is all fixable because it's all an imbalance of chemicals, you have something UNFIXABLE.

You have a SPIRITUAL illness, you are SPIRITUALLY ILL, BLIND and in rebellion. That's why you're as fucking miserable, envious, inconsequential and scheming as you are, that's why you can't stand me, because I am free. But you are subdued, by the devil, I can just tell, you're blind, ill and rotting in your soul and you're blind to God, so if you're so fucking smug as to suggest something is wrong with my mind and have the shamelessness on top of it to leave a "get help BECAUSE HE DOESN'T AGREE WITH MY PREFERRED SHITWOKE VIEWS THAT MY OVERLORDS FED DOWN MY THROAT! CRIMINAL! HE DOENS'T AGREE, HE HAS A DIFFERENT WORLDVIEW, AUUGHHH!", then I'll also leave a little hint to you, but guess fucking what you raped traumatized freudian experiment junk, you won't find this solution in a sequence of numbers on a screen, or in a book, or anywhere, you'll have to use your pea brain to look for it. Seek. God. You need God, to fix your spiritual illness. Drop your materialistic prison world, and dare to see the invisible. And you'll free too. "Oh he thinks himself a holy man but just insulted me" Some people deserve a smack in the head, and you're one of them. See ya.

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS IS HER TRUE ENDING. AND SHE CONVERTED BECAUSE OF ME, AND FOR ME.

Seriously.

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

Well

Things have not been going well. I am banned from pretty much everywhere now and the fandom has a price on my head already.

If anyone wants to talk you're welcome because I am pretty lonely and bored. EXCEPT people who have disappointed me, I am not talking to you.

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

♋A RESPONSE TO THE FANDOM'S WORSHIP ON THE NOTION THAT TEREZI IS MEANT TO KILL VRISKA♏♎

Fool. It is not Terezi's fate nor right to kill her, because Terezi was led astray and gave up to herself, and corrupting her own self for her (Vriska), now the right to kill her is mine, and I will do so, and so is the right to end Terezi for her corruption.

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

Vriska kinnies do not be trans or lesbian challenge. I want a Vriska who is an actual woman, and who is straight.

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

To all Vriskas of the world: You will be destroyed by me, and so will your petty delusion that is Johnvris, that you desperately cling to. It seems the message was not clear to some of you, I will destroy Johnvris, I WILL DESTROY VRISREZI, because VRISKA belongs to KARKAT, and so does Terezi, no one else. To all Vriskas reading this: face me, I will curbstomp you.

[jaredkl3inman]

so cewt

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

CHRISTIAN HOMESTUCK WOMAN, MY REGARDS AND CONGRATULATIONS!

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

THIS FANDOM IS AN OASIS. ON THE OUTSIDE EVERYONE GOT THESE AMAZING SKILLS AND DOES ALL THESE THINGS AND TALKS IN THESE PRETTY EVERYBODY-FEEL-GOOD WAYS BUT WHEN YOU COME CLOSE... IT'S JUST BURNING *WORTHLESS* SAND. (Shrugs) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ >Draws Karkat >Karkat compliments your art and makes a humurous remark about one. little. detail. >

[admiralexclipse]

[karkatdefeatsvriska]

SHE IS DESTINED TO BELONG TO ME, TO THE BLOOD OF VANTAS, AS ARE THE REST OF THE SERKETS. NOT TO ANYONE ELSE ALL ELSE IS DELUSION.