Karpfish

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[karpfish]

Intro post!!!

Hi!!! You can call me Mikah! My pronouns are She/her

If you like things like:

Greek Mythology

Percy Jackson/HoO/ToA

Voltron ♥️💙

Luca

Mha

Haikyuu

Marvel/ SPIDERVERSE!!!!

School bus graveyard

Hozier/Noah kahan

Guitar stuff lol

Then please talk to me!!!! I'd love to talk about my favourite shows/things im interesting in, with people who are also interested in them! ( Minor dont be weird ) :)

[xergogyl]

i am very susceptible to coltland twin propaganda

[yikesb3rg]

armando, it's called a noogie

[eaissilyy]

Voicemail

[stiffyck]

CRIMINAL lack of wheelchair Colt in this fandom.

Have yall watched the movie? that man is NOT walking without pain after all that.

[atomikats]

has anyone heard of the coltland twinsssss 😁😁(month old and very popular au) (i haven’t been able to draw in ages)

[killerqueeenbee]

And what if I said Colt has been imagining Ryland talking to him since the accident and the drugs he was on in this scene made him say it out loud, huh? What then?

[icarusredwings]

Coltland 100%

[chaoswiththeprettyspine]

Ryland recovering a memory about his brother while gazing at clouds in the projection room. (He still doesn't remember his name)

[soggymothart]

I just wanted to draw Grace in the PhD regalia.

[thekneezbeezz]

ok so ive fallen for the Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are twins propaganda and i rewatched The Fall Guy last night. ive seen PHM 10 ten times. here are my notes.

Colt and Grace similarities:

thumbs up

beaches

the movie Rocky

yellow jacket

drugged at some point against their will

screwed over by a boss lady

excited arm pumping/air guitar

karaoke scene

upon being told they should leave:

"but i just got here :(" - Grace

"but im supposed to meet Jody for karaoke :(" - Colt

doing batshit insane things for the people they love

filling in for a dead guy (unwillingly/unknowingly)

signature jackets (Miami Vice stunt jacket and the fox cardigan)

almost fucking dying and refusing to die

about to take a leap -> "no" -> forced to do it anyway

"some people are failures" -Grace and "I thought I was a huge failure" -Colt

ending happily on a beach

extra stuff i thought was fun:

Colt: "you NEED carbs! your body runs on glucose!!!" Science fact!! wonder who he got that from in this au, hm?

Colt "lets just kiss" Seavers and his brother, Dr Ryland "aroace in space" Grace

Colt "DIPSHIT!" Seavers and his brother, Dr Ryland "what the FUDGING FUDGER???" Grace

[the-iliad-and-the-audacity]

If I may add:

gets nose injury/cut in the same place

cries easily from emotion but not pain

hands microphone to an alien -> “nope-” immediately takes it back when alien says the wrong thing

[lydiahosek]

#shoutout ​to the person who said it’s just Stan and Ford in a different font you are SO correct

[projectquotemary]

Grace: Look me in my eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Jody.

Colt, looking across the room at Jody: I do not have feelings for Jody.

Grace: Colt, you are nowhere near my eyes.

[honeyxmonkey]

Do you think Ryland ever visited one of Colt's sets once or twice, and each time every five minutes he'd get mistaken for his brother to an almost comical degree?

It became less comical for Colt the one time the stunt crew were rushing and grabbed (a very flustered) Ryland and tried to hook him onto a rig, thinking it was Colt.

The way he ran up screaming, "DAN THAT'S NOT ME, THAT’S RYLAND! DO NOT DROP MY BROTHER OFF A 40-FOOT BUILDING PLEASE!"

Jody and Ryland still laugh about it. Colt still gets anxiety thinking about it

Jody got Ryland a nametag that read "Not Colt Seavers" after that

[amilesionandone]

Okay but imagine an au where this happens and the accident ends up happening to Ryland instead of Colt

[lauroftheuniverse]

It’s late at night and I am watching The Fall Guy completely legally and I am having Coltland twins thoughts.

Fun fact: Colt’s fall canonically happened in a NASA jumpsuit.

So here’s a little what if.

I’m imagining that when it happened, the costumes department let him keep the suit, and he held onto it. He shoved it in the back of a closet for a while, not wanting to look at his worst mistake.

Then, Ryland calls him that he’s working on research for a space mission (doesn’t give details since Project Hail Mary is confidential)

Colt pulls the jumpsuit out for the first time since the fall, and is like “hey we match!” and sends a selfie of him in the NASA gear.

Ryland laughs and is like “nice, but I’m not going in space. I’m just researching.” Still, Colt starts wearing the suit once in a while, being able to ignore its bad connotation to show support for his brother.

Then, Project Hail Mary gets released to the public and Colt sees that Ryland was on the ship. Once more he can’t stand to wear the jumpsuit.

[bstrdr]

Colt going over to Ryland's apartment after the launch of the Hail Mary and Ryland's cat immediately perking up, trotting over, then realizes that he isn't Ryland and hisses.

Colt laughs. He doesn't like cats, he never has, but it's not like he can bring her to a shelter, this piece of Ryland.

The first week, he doesn't see her, but her food gets eaten. The second, she still hides, but she's started walking around and yowling at night. The third, she scratches at the front door to Colt's apartment and lays in front of it all day. He brings her food dish over to her so she'll eat. She still hisses when she sees him.

I imagine it takes a while for her to warm up to Colt. But one night he's drifting in and out of sleep and feels her jump up on his bed, cautiously, slowly stalking towards him. He holds his breath. She settles at his feet, shifting uncomfortably, and starts to purr - awkwardly, like she's forgotten how.

He blinks back tears. He misses Ryland so much. Ryland, who used to climb into his bed when he had nightmares and curl up against him when they were little.

Light years away, Ryland has two photos in his bag; the Polaroid from the movie (a picture of Colt) and a photo of his cat, stretched out in a sun beam, happy as can be.

[wheiko]

The agenda is so STRONG 🚨🚨

[yeahboyd0llfac3]

This AU has taken over my fucking life and I’m okay with it

[myrvaaranille]

This AU is so painful and definitely not what I need while studying for my exams

[smilesrobotlover]

Big fan of the idea that the polaroid is not an image of Grace, but instead Colt. Bet that was a fun thing to remember

[silverdrws]

coltland twin oh how i love you so