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Marquess Nera-Montague, the Veiled Blade and the Returned Daughter of the House of Glass, Adjutant-Commandant of Les Fulgurites has been reported missing from her last known location on the Orbit of Glass, following an operation in the Grand Arc that left one dead and three others missing. Negotiations with the hostile pirates aboard the arc allowed the recovery of two of her comrades, but at the moment the location of Nera-Montague is unknown.
Given the total absence of all of her belongings at time of capture, including her mech, and examinations into the Arc, we have reason to suspect that she is still alive, and likely still held against her will.
House Montague will pay handsomely for any information that could lead to her rescue, and will bend any and all of our resources to see the end of those who hold her.
From the desk of Baron Ardio-Montague
Silvered Hand of the Patronage
ooc: EDIT: I knew I was forgetting something: commissioned this from Ares, who you should all check out immediately
[ Audio transcript, picked up from a dataslate erroneously left on "record" mode in Terese's room when the topic of Nera came up ]
“So this one time The Archchancellor was like I want you to meet this alumni who’s going to help you to deal with this reorganization. Uh, imagine my surprise when instead of some average logistics officer, hm, in walks. In walks, with the confidence of Tyranus marching on Throne Karrakis: a full-fledged mean girl kavalier, celebrity. A Kavalier with a perfect side braid and silvered fucking plate armor. She walks up to me and I’m like: who is this woman? Like this entrepreneur? This like Kavalier? This empress? Who is she? Where’s the Alumni? Is she behind the model? She just like walks up to us like she’s in charge of the conversation. Like she’s an- this is just like an actual Isphasalari Noble. Nera is her name. She’s standing there. She like crosses her arms. She like taps her foot. She looks me up and down. I’m like OK she’s judging me, like I get it: I’m ugly. I’m not you. I’m never gonna be you. I thought I was gonna be getting a helper for paperwork. Like, but, this isn’t helping anything this is- actually you’re bullying me. She’s bullying me. Ok? At this point she’s bullying me. And they’re like she’s going to help you, just show her your workspace, so that she can like get situated to help you, right? So I show her my office. Y’all she fucking laughs at you. She laughed at me. Right? Like she laughs at the Karrakin Kavalry College’s head of Media Outreach. Nera laughs at me, that’s not like at all a part of proper noble etiquette. Tomas didn’t laugh at me. Principissa Elsa didn’t fucking laugh at me. This bitch. This B-I-T-C-H laughs at me. I didn’t know proper cavaliers would just be laughing at people but she laughed in my face. I have never been more humiliated in my life. Nothing can ever undo the- the like hit my pride took. The humiliation of that moment. You know I knew she was gonna hate it and she did. She did. She hated every minute of it. She laughed at me. She laughed at me like I’m a lowly little worm and it’s like: I know you’re prettier than me. She has more friends than me. She’s more successful than me. As if I even have any pride left for which to be chipped away at. She asks me to bring her a drink. She tells me to just get up, go to wherever the kitchens are and go bring her a drink. So now I’m in getting drinks like some servant and I should reiterate that I hold a position of great importance at this college, I don’t deserve it. I don’t deserve to be humiliated like this. She’s just sitting there, perfectly reorganizing my entire job. And I’m just supposed to stand there. She’s like “don’t worry, I can handle this” and I’m just like there for the help I guess. And I- I don’t know why she’s doing any of it but it’s not for me. You know? It’s gotta be some kind of self-serving thing for her. I don’t trust her and yet I love her. I would follow her to the ends of the earth and yet I would love to slap the shit out of her. She’s just not what I expected from this task. At all.”
Marquess Nera-Montague, the Veiled Blade and the Returned Daughter of the House of Glass, Adjutant-Commandant of Les Fulgurites has been reported missing from her last known location on the Orbit of Glass, following an operation in the Grand Arc that left one dead and three others missing. Negotiations with the hostile pirates aboard the arc allowed the recovery of two of her comrades, but at the moment the location of Nera-Montague is unknown.
Given the total absence of all of her belongings at time of capture, including her mech, and examinations into the Arc, we have reason to suspect that she is still alive, and likely still held against her will.
House Montague will pay handsomely for any information that could lead to her rescue, and will bend any and all of our resources to see the end of those who hold her.
From the desk of Baron Ardio-Montague
Silvered Hand of the Patronage
ooc: EDIT: I knew I was forgetting something: commissioned this from Ares, who you should all check out immediately
Lady Paeonia, youngest daughter of a minor House of Glass, and her favourite custom Black Witch. Currently on the run to live her dreams as a Lancer pilot like her favourite fiction before shes forced to marry
All of the graceful engineering that marks the rest of this ship makes the hydroponics bay look like a mess in comparison.
I've tasked myself to fixing this. It is funny; botany is considered a noble art, but it is one I am only getting the opportunity to put into practice now.
The first task is actually making the setup make sense for each of the things being grown here. The choice so far seems eclectic and mostly based on what is most simple and not what is most ideal, and almost everything is fed off of the same nutrient wash. This can be made better. I do need to figure out what kind of flowers half of these are, though. They bear resemblance to a species of some concern, but I've concluded that they're perfectly legal, just unfamiliar to me.
While I am of course happy to assist students, even ones as deeply concerning as your friend here, I must remind you that I do not pilot a HORUS Lich, I pilot an RKF Tui.
All of the graceful engineering that marks the rest of this ship makes the hydroponics bay look like a mess in comparison.
I've tasked myself to fixing this. It is funny; botany is considered a noble art, but it is one I am only getting the opportunity to put into practice now.
The first task is actually making the setup make sense for each of the things being grown here. The choice so far seems eclectic and mostly based on what is most simple and not what is most ideal, and almost everything is fed off of the same nutrient wash. This can be made better. I do need to figure out what kind of flowers half of these are, though. They bear resemblance to a species of some concern, but I've concluded that they're perfectly legal, just unfamiliar to me.
While I am of course happy to assist students, even ones as deeply concerning as your friend here, I must remind you that I do not pilot a HORUS Lich, I pilot an RKF Tui.
So, Tumblr just added a pretty famously dogshit new update, here’s what you can do about it!
While tumblr has historically not been the best about listening to user criticism and rolling back unpopular changes, I do think there’s (understandably) been a pretty unprecedented level of user pushback for this one, and if we’re smart about this, I think we can unfuck this website! This is by no means a complete list of what to do, but they’re a few good options.
Keep the comments going on Tumblr’s announcement post for these changes. This is the least effective, but dropping a single comment on this each day is remarkably easy, and a big number here will show how unpopular this all is.
Send in support tickets under the “feedback” category here. This is the best way to make sure that tumblr actually sees your complaints, and a large number of these will likely get corporate's attention.
Leave negative reviews on whichever storefront you downloaded the Tumblr app through talking about this specific issue. Reviewbomb the shit out of the app until this change has been reversed, as that’s likely to hit Tumblr right in the income.
Speaking of Tumblr’s income, I’d recommend making them as little money as possible while these changes are in place. Browse primarily with an addblocker of some sort in place, don’t engage in any of Tumblr’s promotional gimmicks, cut off any donations, premium services, Tumblr Blaze usage or other paid services.
Spread this info around. Whether you’re reblogging this post, sharing another one like it or making your own, the more people who can get in on doing this, the better.
Repeat the process. These are most effective if you keep them going. Send comments and support tickets once a day each and keep those payments cut off.
Finally, I’d like to also provide a script to help with contacting tumblr! Feel free to use this for your comments, support tickets or other communications, though I do recommend modifying it a bit when you use it so that staff doesn’t get weird about repetitively worded messages.
“Hello, I’ve been using tumblr for [X] years, and I wanted to express my displeasure of your recent decision to edit the way that reblogs work. I believe that this decision will make it harder for the vast majority of your users, including the artists and writers who keep this website alive and want to grow their platform, users who want to look through notes on their own posts for the sake of conversation, users who leave additions on their reblogs without stealing notes from others and users who want to protect themselves from harassment by monitoring reblog chains.
Please revert these changes and just keep Tumblr working the way that it’s worked for 19 years. If these changes are not reverted I will be forced to leave negative reviews on [The App Store/The Google Play Store depending on your platform] to warn people away from your broken website, cut off any future payments for [whichever tumblr paid services you use if any] to avoid funding these decisions and begin to move away from Tumblr as my primary social media platform.”
Word of advice, do NOT wear a series of elaborate metallic hair ornaments to an event where frames that use magnetic tech are going to be present. Worst afternoon of my life.
Please refrain from making any wild accusations about the Company Tempeste's activities during this year's house games events. We have no evidence to suggest that the House of Sand is doing anything violent or underhanded.
Excuse you, there is a WORLD of difference between the honorable stealthy military operations and heroic spycraft that the Company Tempeste carries out to protect the people of the Baronies, and the vile, underhanded attempts to cheat at sports that people keep accusing them of.
It's honestly appalling that HORUS fans out there will field untested mechs that use strange technology, unlike the normal frames popular among the Baronies, like the Calendula and The White Witch.
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